boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 11:00:00

Current mood: curious

BLOODY TERRY AHOY
Dean man where are you? I need to give you your mardi gras beads but you haven't been waiting outside the commonroom per usual. You may have any beads in the following colours: plastic pink, fake ruby-red, toxic waste green, shiny yellow, livid scarlet, or swamp-bottom brown. Purple are of course for me and the beetle black I am keeping so that I may drape them over Millicent in the future.

New Orleans fulfilled all my many expectations. I drank a number of hurricanes, tripped on a headstone, snogged Bloody Mary, and puked on a transvestite's platform shoes, who then retaliated by strangling me with her garter. What a grip on that girl.


Comments:

deanthomas @ 2004-01-16 09:15 am UTC

Hey great Ter, toxic waste green sounds interesting. Sorry I haven't been around much but I'm sort of dealing with some things right now. Hope you understand. Bye!


boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:17 am UTC

Right now you have to deal with BEADS.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:19 am UTC

Sorry I forgot your pastry. I mean, I bought one for you but I ate it on the plane in my sleep.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:20 am UTC

BEADS DEAN. ARE YOU COMING TO GET THEM OR NOT?

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:22 am UTC

I WILL GIVE ALL THE BEADS TO MILLICENT.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-01-16 06:32 pm UTC

Is that a threat?

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-01-18 05:01 am UTC

Perhaps he's intending to force you to wear them. That could be quite deadly.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:23 am UTC

Haha, the jazz music in New Orleans was great. You would have liked it.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:23 am UTC

C'MON DEAN WHERE ARE YOU.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:25 am UTC

I didn't REALLY snog Bloody Mary.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:28 am UTC

OKAY OKAY OKAY I admit what happened was I saw Anne Rice gardening and attempted to snog her but she pushed me into the kudzu, and it hurt. But I only did that because it had been a long night of Absinthe drinking.

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boot_boy @ 2004-01-16 09:28 am UTC

I'm bored.