erniemacmillan @ 2004-02-09 09:01:00

Current mood: pissed off

What the fuck?

I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!!!!!!!

BY A CAT! A STUPID CAT! IT ATE MY BROTHER'S SNEAKOSCOPE, HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO TRUST ANYONE BECAUSE OF THAT?!

Comments:

missgranger @ 2004-02-09 06:16 am UTC

Is your sneakoscope, by any chance, er - broken?

erniemacmillan @ 2004-02-09 06:22 am UTC
Re:

No, Granger, I'm sure it works just fine inside a cat's guts. JUST FINE INDEED.

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missgranger @ 2004-02-09 06:25 am UTC
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Don't be ridiculous. A cat couldn't even swallow a sneakoscope.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-02-09 06:32 am UTC

Well it was small and partly in pieces and MY BROTHER GAVE IT TO ME, so don't you be ridiculous, man!

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missgranger @ 2004-02-09 06:45 am UTC
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Oh dear. How many pieces.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-02-09 06:49 am UTC

THREE! THREE CONVENIENTLY SWALLOWABLE PIECES.

OFF TO THE HEADMASTER!

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missgranger @ 2004-02-09 06:52 am UTC
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Oh! Well, the one I've got here is only just two pieces. Funny, I've never seen one shattered like this before. You'd think a nice Reparo would do the trick.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-02-09 06:59 am UTC
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Well! Then who's got mine? The cat.

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missgranger @ 2004-02-09 07:06 am UTC
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Well, perhaps so! But like I said, I'm sure you could find out for sure somehow.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-02-09 07:09 am UTC

I'm not cutting open a cat, Granger, I'm just not.

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missgranger @ 2004-02-09 07:12 am UTC
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Of course that's what I was suggesting.

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