| goyle @ 2003-05-12 06:03:00 |
| Current mood: |  distressed |
| Current music: | HicHacHoc - Get Ya Latin Groove Thang On |
hoap this werks!! feel the rayj!
Wel...
my fingur is perminently unstuk end it herts and madum pomfree sed not evun skellygro wud help becuz id get my boan bak, butt therd be no skin or mussul! it wuz becus sumwon didn pik up MY fingur they piked up a JOAK fingur yu no the wuns that luk like a fingur but expload or are mayd of jelly anywae so i oanlee hav nine fingurs naow end im traing not to be tu mad nerse sed thet i shud try and foin sumthing to kip my mynd okupyed untill my hend stops herting so heer is wot i did seeng as it was a wheesley joyk fingur that mayd me loos mine
GREGORY GOYLE'S WHEESLEY WHEEZES
Wot du yu hav wen tu thowsand Wheesleys try to get thru a dor together?
Wheesley Jam
Wots red owtside end very crowdud?
A buss ful of Wheesleys
Wots brite blu end red?
A Wheesley hoalding its breth
Wot did the Strawberry say to percy wheesley?
nothin- strawberrys carnt tork
Wots red end fites cryme?
Super Ron
Wots gren end red end fites cryme?
A seesik super Ron
Wot du yu do withe a blu Wheesley?
kip the pilow doan for longer
Wots red end goes 'bloody hell bang'?
ron Wheesley in a mine feeld
Wot is as big as a Wheesley but ways nothin?
a wheesleys shadow
Wots red end gren?
A Wheesley with a runny noas
Wots red end gren end broan?
A Wheesley with a runny noas siting in a muddy feeld
Wots red end runs at 100mph?
A bionic Wheesley
Wots red end carnt stand stil?
A Wheesley in a tumbl drier
Fred Wheesley: Can yu spel blind pig?
McGonagall: B-L-I-N-D P-I-G
Gorge Wheesley: Rong its B-L-N-D-P-G wif tu I's he wudnt be blind.
Wy did Cinderella's faery tern a pumkin intu a coach?
she didn hav a Wheesley handy
Wots did Jinny Wheesley say to the grenfly?
"You reely bug me."
Wots red end poynts north?
A magnetik Wheesley
Wots red end poynts sowth?
A stoopid magnetik Wheesley
Wots red end goas up end doan?
A Wheesley in a lift
Wots red end goas clik-clik?
A ball-poynt Wheesley
Wots red on the inside end wite on thee owtside?
A wheesley sandwitch
How can yu tel a Wheesley from an elephunt?
A Wheesley alwaes forgetts
Wy dus a Wheesley alwaes forget?
Wot have they got to remimber?
How du yu keep a Wheesley from fayling there exams in Joon?
kil them in mae
Wot du yu corl a 400 pownd Wheesley with a nasty tempur?
Ser
Wot du yu corl a 300 pownd Wheesley with a nasty tempur?
Missis Wheesley
mi nyne remaynin fingurs hert from tiping naow doant think thet helpd at orl!!!!!
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nynefinggurredGoyle
Comments:
| percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-11 10:21 pm UTC |
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... Oh sorry, just counting my fingers!
| colin__creevey @ 2003-05-12 05:40 pm UTC |
Don't listen to him, Goyle! Just cause he thinks he's smart and cool cause he plays mean jokes on everybody!
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