| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 07:54:00 |
| Current music: | head pounding, stop snoring remus |
headhurts.
need coffee.
what the hell happened to my icon?
Comments:
| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 04:36 pm UTC |
It wasn't me; I don't snore.
Did you drink all the coffee this morning? I had to go borrowing from Trelawney, and she made me read my tea leaves. I'm afraid Harry is going to be eaten by a dragon. Or an iguana with gout.
| potions_master @ 2003-04-29 04:48 pm UTC |
He did drink all of the coffee this morning, forcing me to go to Trelawney as well.
Suffice it to say that Potter will be perishing in a flaming horseless carriage accident.
Or, Longbottom will set fire to his Quidditch robes again. I could not tell.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 06:43 pm UTC |
I am being unjustly accused. As usual.
Why does my icon say that?
| potions_master @ 2003-04-29 07:02 pm UTC |
I do not know.
It is a dirty lie, at any rate. You did not win. You whinged until my pieces committed suicide.
You owe me coffee.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 07:32 pm UTC |
You were too inebriated to tell your bishop from your knight. If they committed suicide it was to escape the inevitability of your incompetence.
I do not owe you coffee. You owe me firewhiskey as you drank all of mine.
| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 07:50 pm UTC |
All of whose Firewhiskey?
If you two got into the Shoggoth's I shall be very, very put out.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 08:05 pm UTC |
You left the top off. It's a well-known fact that high-proof alcohol evaporates extremely quickly.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 08:31 pm UTC |
That's funny, then, how I somehow left the tops off every bottle in my stores.
Someone's coming with me to London for restocking.
I nominate you.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 08:39 pm UTC |
Gladly. There's a new sushi place I've been dying to try...
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 06:44 pm UTC |
She had a lot to say about you, by the way.
What's this about a duck?
| potions_master @ 2003-04-29 07:07 pm UTC |
That woman has inhaled too much incense.
I know nothing about any duck.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 06:42 pm UTC |
There was a wholly inadequate amount of coffee in the kitchen. I cannot be expected to survive on such rations.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 06:58 pm UTC |
There was a very large pot of it, enough for a dozen people. You do not need that much coffee.
I shall be peeling you off the ceiling later.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-29 07:30 pm UTC |
You, as a morning person, cannot possibly judge how much coffee I need in order to survive the second years. There possibly may not be enough coffee in all the world.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 07:45 pm UTC |
I'll remember that the next time you get after me about my annual cigarette(s, which should be right around the time of the O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s.
Hm. On that note I suppose I'd better have another barrel of coffee beans sent up from the kitchens?
Severus, any vice you'd like honoured?
| lupercus @ 2003-04-29 07:57 pm UTC |
Ah. Yes, well, that goes without saying.
If I recall, however, you are also quite fond of Sugar Quills.