jadedsirius @ 2003-04-24 23:36:00

Remus seemed to be feeling morose last night, looking through old photo albums and dwelling far too much on the past, so I took it upon myself to cheer him up.

No, not that way for once.

I had another of my brilliant ideas.

I dragged him off to Hogsmeade without telling him why. So, when we landed in front of the magical tattoo parlour he was suitably surprised and, of course, indignant. I persuaded him to go inside, finally.

I can be very persuasive.

Right, Severus?

Anyway, the rest is history.

I suggested he get that cake server tattooed on him, but he declined. What we ended up with was quite appropriate, though.

I believe Remus may show you his if you ask nicely.


Comments:

potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:18 am UTC


I wouldn't know.


lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:19 am UTC


You wouldn't?

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:19 am UTC


No.

Why aren't you out sniffing trees, or whatever it is that you do?

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:21 am UTC


That's not what I've heard.

My territory is already marked, thank you.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:23 am UTC


You heard incorrectly.

And I do not need to hear about your outré activities with that mongrel of yours.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:24 am UTC


On the contrary, I think I heard quite clearly. Acute wolf senses, you know.

And perhaps I wasn't only speaking of Sirius.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:26 am UTC


I'm certain the Headmaster would be interested to know that you are using your unnatural gifts with nefarious intent, Remus. Eavesdropping is rude.

And I beg your pardon.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:29 am UTC


I have other unnatural gifts, Severus, that are far more nefarious than just my hearing.

And you heard me.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:31 am UTC


It is a wonder that you are still talking, Remus. Because no one is listening.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:32 am UTC


Ah, my dear Professor Disdain.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:34 am UTC


With you around, Remus, disdain is all one can have.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:37 am UTC


Funny, everyone else in the school is always quite lovely to me. How is it you came to be the exception, my dear boy?

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:39 am UTC


I thank God and my cold blood for that.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:41 am UTC


More's the pity. I suppose it is for the best that you are of that mind, lest some fellow or another wind up with a predestinate scratched face.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:42 am UTC


Scratching could not make it worse, if it were such a face as yours.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:42 am UTC


Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:43 am UTC


A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:45 am UTC


Would that my owl had the speed of your tongue.

You win, Sev. I'm done.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:45 am UTC


You always try to have the last word. I know you too well.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:48 am UTC


Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:48 am UTC


Peace! I will stop your mouth.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:49 am UTC


Ooh, really?

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 01:50 am UTC


...


Fuck off.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 10:06 am UTC

Bloody hell, you two. How old are you anyway? I'm supposed to be the immature one...

You are entertaining however.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 04:52 pm UTC


He started it.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 04:57 pm UTC


I did not.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 10:05 am UTC

Yes, you would.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-25 04:50 pm UTC


Perhaps you meant 'manipulative bastard'.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 01:54 am UTC

Thank you, Padfoot, for cheering me up.

Next time, though, let's pick an activity that doesn't involve little tiny needles?

Love you.

- Remus


jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 10:08 am UTC

But it's adorable, Remus. You know you love it.

forever.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-25 04:51 pm UTC


Hurt like a son of a bitch, however. And coming from me, that's a lot.

and ever, amen.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-25 05:06 pm UTC

You say that like it's a bad thing, Severus.