| just_harry @ 2003-07-03 21:08:00 |
Hi, everyone! I'm fine! I'm updating from Dudley's computer because Uncle Vernon is rolling around on my bedroom floor tangled up in cords. He's been trying to get the cable connected to my laptop since right after we got home, but the wires are way too smart for him. I almost offered to help, but it's really funnier this way. Also, just watching him get purpler and purpler as the we got closer to the end of three days has been a blast. I'm only in Dudley's room now because listening to Dudley howl about it isn't anywhere near as awful to my aunt and uncle as the idea that Sirius might show up on the doorstep. Anyway, I'm okay, you don't have to worry or anything, and this is actually the best couple of days I've ever spent in this house. I should have thought to bring a convicted mass murderer and a werewolf to meet them ages ago.
I'm going to cut it short because I can't watch Uncle Vernon from here, and anyway, this room really stinks.
Comments:
| lupercus @ 2003-07-03 07:43 pm UTC |
The mass murderer and the werewolf are pleased to see that the boy is doing well, and also wish that the boy might send them a few photos of his uncle battling with those malevolent wires, as it is causing much hilarity here at Dogear Wryde. If Sirius rolling around on the floor laughing his fool head off is any indication.
Rosie sends her love, dear, and she misses her favourite chew-toy. Which would, naturally, be you.
Keep in touch.
Love,
Remus (and Sirius, who I fear is about to wet himself if he does not stop laughing)
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-03 10:48 pm UTC |
I'll have you know I haven't wet myself since first year, Moony. That was James.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-07-03 11:21 pm UTC |
No, no, pretty sure it was you. I recall the melodic squish of your walk. We considered building a pier in your bed.
James, now, James had an unfortunate issue with radishes. We learnt that the hard way. There were just not enough windows in that dormitory.
Ah, memories. Like the corner of my mind.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-03 10:47 pm UTC |
I'm glad to hear from you, Harry, though I admit I was looking forward to a bit more threatening and violence. Pity. At any rate, it does sound like you're having a decent time of it so far. If your Uncle starts to backslide, be sure and tell him all about the fact that Remus and I are quite capable of many and various quite showy magics to impress the neighbours and, unlike you, are perfectly allowed to do whatever we want. And I'm violent.
We miss you, Harry. Please take care of yourself.
~Sirius
| lupercus @ 2003-07-03 11:18 pm UTC |
And I'm violent.
He is. You should see him when he kills spiders. It's gruesome, truly. Especially the victory dance.
Vicious guard dog we've got here, Harry James. Bloodthirsty. Possibly rabid. Mostly housebroken.
Pity he sheds.
- Remus
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 12:57 am UTC |
Remus, you wound me. At least I don't chew the furniture.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 12:59 am UTC |
This is true. Amazing what a rolled-up Prophet will do.
Remember that, Harry. Also: the man is a sucker for a squeaky chicken.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 01:00 am UTC |
Oh, and who chewed up the leather couch last full moon, then? It wasn't me.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 01:05 am UTC |
Leather is good for you. It's got protien. You wouldn't know that, though, because you are a bloody herbivore.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 01:13 am UTC |
Well, I was planning to give Harry a pair of leather pants for his birthday, but now you've given away the surprise.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 01:20 am UTC |
You most certainly will not. The boy's reputation shall be ruined. We might as well pack him off to Knockturn Alley right now, where he will live in sin and depravity, and leather trousers.
Don't make me get the newspaper.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 01:23 am UTC |
Just because he's wearing leather trousers? Are you implying something about me, then?
Don't answer that.
| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 01:28 am UTC |
Me? I never imply, my darling. You're a horrible old man in squeaky pants who is leading our innocent boy down the road of wretched fashion sense. Nothing implied in that, it's all right out there in black-and-white, twelve point Helvetica.
Though, I suppose, considering that you are of course a dangerous ex-criminal and I am a terrible beast, it was only a matter of time. Between the two of us, Harry will no doubt wind up clad in tempered cowhide and gnawing on the ottoman.
Woe.
| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 01:33 am UTC |
Oh, my mistake, it's just your joints creaking. Geezer.
Poor Harry, having to put up with that racket. It's a shame, it is.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 01:35 am UTC |
Well, it does tend to drown out your snoring, so there's that.
(parent)| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 01:42 am UTC |
You complaining? I can always sleep on the couch... the chewed-up couch....
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 01:50 am UTC |
No, because while you do most certainly shed, steal my blankets, hog the pillows, wear squeaky trousers, and eat disgusting green leafy things, I love you more than life itself, and I would be very unhappy if you and all of your wonderful flaws went to sleep on the couch.
However, I am afraid that we have now ensured that Harry won't want to come within fifty miles of either of us, because we are rather horrible old men. Oh, dear. Whatever will we do?
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 01:53 am UTC |
Who are you calling old?
And I love you, too, Remus. Even though you eat dead animals.
| lupercus @ 2003-07-04 01:57 am UTC |
Why you, my beloved. Old as the hills. Now, please stop poking me, all right? I'm turning the blasted thing off!
Goodnight Harry, from your horrible old grumpy oddparents SIRIUS STOP BLOODY POKING M
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-03 10:56 pm UTC |
Harry darling I'm so sorry I couldn't have a word with your aunt and uncle at the train station but you understand how it is trying to gather children, what with the twins there too. But don't you worry, I'm arranging a little something just for your uncle, and don't forget to let them know you'll be allowed to use magic after the 31st.
Love,
Mrs Weasley
| potterstinks @ 2003-07-04 12:02 am UTC |
Dear Harry Potter,
Your journal is still ugly. Why?
Curious,
Draco Malfoy.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 01:00 am UTC |
ALRIGHT THERE, MATE?? SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN I'M THINKING IT SHOULD MOVE THERE IT'S SO NOISY OVER HERE! REPLY MY OWL YEAH?
| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 01:23 am UTC |
You have noise? I would like some noise. House is too bloody QUIET.
I have no arm still but I've a finger! Won't tell you which one though because it is rude, haha.
How are you doing Ron? Is Ginny doing better?
- Cho
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 01:25 am UTC Re: |
What?! You have a finger sticking out of your shoulder?! That's not creepy at all. Gin's better, I think, I'm not sure it's kind of hard to hear anything in here really. Come visit!
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 01:31 am UTC |
No, it's not creepy at ALL to have a FINGER IN MY SHOULDER but it keeps grandmum away so I don't mind. Really, can I come and visit, Ginny was supposed to come here but I don't know if she would want to now, I would like her to though because we could walk around London some. Should I owl your mum and ask?
why is it so noisy anyway?
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 01:38 am UTC Re: |
Oh just come! Nobody will notice another person in the house, trust me
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 01:42 am UTC |
OKAY YOU WIN.
Flooing now. Tell anybody near the fire to GET OUT OF THE WAY ARMLESS CHO COMING THROUGH.
| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 01:52 am UTC |
GIVE ME
OW PUT OUT MY HAIR PUT IT OUT BURNING
WHY DO I HAVE STEW ALL OVERME
OW
GERROF DONT MAKE ME POKE YOU GIVEME TEH KEYBOA
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 05:08 am UTC |
I would consider it polite if you asked before dropping into my home.
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 10:42 am UTC |
I was going to ask, Mrs Weasley, you can see up there, I was going to owl you! But Ron told me to just come over but he didn't tell me you were cooking! I'm sorry!
 knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 07:06 pm UTC |
I said WHAT, DIDN'T I?! And you know, I think you should cover your finger with a bowl or something
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 07:07 pm UTC |
I meant WAIT. BLOODY HELL I CAN'T THINK OVER THE NOISE SHUT IT
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 07:30 pm UTC |
You said wait AFTER I left! I can't bloody speak into this thing when I'm Flooing can I? Tell your mum I asked you if I should owl her and you said no! TELL HER. She can see for herself! I was trying to be polite! I was thwarted!
Does my finger disturb you Ronald? Maybe if you'd STOP STARING AT IT.
| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 07:34 pm UTC |
OF COURSE IT MOVES IT IS A FINGER.
Do you see, I've a bit of a pinky now too. Wish it didn't bloody hurt so much though.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 07:49 pm UTC Re: |
CAN'T YOU CONTROL THAT THING?! IT'S SCARING THE GNOMES
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 08:01 pm UTC |
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT I ONLY HAVE ONE AND A HALF FINGERS
I'LL BITE YOU
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 08:03 pm UTC Re: |
NO YOU WON'T!! I'LL BLOODY BREAK YOUR FINGERS, ALL SIX AND A HALF OF THEM!!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:17 pm UTC |
bloody little OKAY SORRY MUM YOU NEED TO GO GET A NEW RON iam gong to break this one
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:21 pm UTC |
NO SORRY you are an ex ron now SO SAD POOR LITTLE RON come here let me take off your head since you don;t need it anymore brokenron
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:24 pm UTC |
OI GET BACK HERE
nevermind as i will be waiting oh my ronald. i am LIKE TEH NINJA
| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 08:12 pm UTC |
YOU WOULD NOT OW OKAY THAT WAS A FAT GNOME AND IT HURT YOU LITTLE COME HERE CHOMP CHOMP TIME
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 08:14 pm UTC Re: |
I'M TALLER THAN YOU, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 08:19 pm UTC Re: |
I still think you should use a bowl to cover it, I'm just saying
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 08:26 pm UTC |
Why a bowl? I have a sling, isn't the sling enough?
If you think it's horrid then Ginny must also...
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 08:28 pm UTC Re: |
Gin? Gin likes weird things, careful she might ask you to stay that way ha ha!
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 08:31 pm UTC |
Hahaha, she does doesn't she?
Thanks Ron.
I'll help you pick up the gnomes if you want so maybe we can play Gobstones or something outside? That is if Charlie doesn't kill you first, he still looks murderous and he has a spatula now.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 08:36 pm UTC Re: |
Oh just leave the gnomes to Charlie, that'll keep him busy for a while. Let's get Ginny and play mini Grottle! Dad has a couple of unmeltable snowmen in his attic!
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-07-04 08:43 pm UTC |
Um actually, your mum told me to go away, so I am going now.
Bye.
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:39 pm UTC |
Please leave my home so that I can enjoy some time with my family alone.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 07:54 pm UTC |
OI RON ENOUGH WITH THE GNOMES
one just got into the stew man
mum's going to eat your head
~cHARLIE
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:03 pm UTC |
she;s not the one throwing them is she?!11 she has got no ARM
whotsit GERROF STOP THROWING GNOMES AT ME NOW you are so dead
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:27 pm UTC |
i am right here or did he miss the big tall redheaded bloke sitting on the kitchen table? not that there aren't a few of us maybe he can;t tell the difference anymore.
pick up the gnomes before mum sees
| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:30 pm UTC |
YOU THREW THEM
mum is going to seriously bake you into a pasty if you don't pick up the damn gnomes
look those two areWHAT ARE THOSE GNOMES DOING
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 08:31 pm UTC Re: |
NOW I'm REALLY NOT GOING NEAR THEM, NO BLOODY WAY
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-07-04 08:44 pm UTC |
mum is coming and she looks bloody mad.
where is cho. was she crying
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 09:28 pm UTC Re: |
Uh I'll tell you later, if mum asks, I vanished into thin air ok?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-04 09:00 pm UTC |
Oh, that's thoughtful of you, isn't it, Weasley? Why don't you just write Potter a letter that says, 'Having a fantastic time, too bad for you, just thought I'd rub it in your face a bit'?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 09:27 pm UTC Re: |
Harry's fine! What are you talking about? Didn't you read his post?? How's your summer?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-04 09:30 pm UTC |
Yes, I suppose you missed the fact that Potter was livid over not being able to see anyone over holidays. I'm certain he just up and changed his mind when his Muggles started turning colours.
My summer is summer.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 09:37 pm UTC Re: |
Well we're planning to rescue him once Sirius says we can. I tried Telephoning him a few days ago but his lard of an uncle answered so I said I was Aragog and I'll eat him if he doesn't give the Receiver to Harry but the line went dead. Not one for manners, that one, honestly!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 09:42 pm UTC Re: |
One week away from school and you already forgot how to speak English?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-04 09:44 pm UTC |
I'm not the one throwing around words like 'telephoning' and 'Aragog' and 'receiver'.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-07-04 09:46 pm UTC Re: |
Do us all a favour and take some Muggle studies in summer, why don't you?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-04 09:48 pm UTC |
You don't even take Muggle Studies, Weasley. Unless, of course, you count Granger as a study now.
I'm leaving Potter's journal now, as I'd rather not have my entire conversation emailed to him bit by bit.
| missgranger @ 2003-07-04 01:05 am UTC |
Oh, Harry, I'm glad you're at least having something positive happening to you, even if it does involve letting your uncle torture himself. What do you want for your birthday? My parents are taking me to Transylvania over hols, and I bet I can find something just perfect there.