| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-03 22:48:00 |
| Current mood: |  exhausted |
| Current music: | TAKE NOTES IF YOU BLOODY MUST |
ONE LAST TIME, PEOPLE
Honestly people, it's not like Harry and I were late for classes, we made it to the Feast for sod's sake! Look here, we've got POTIONS on our first day back with the SLYTHERINS. BLOODY POTIONS WITH BLOODY SLYTHERINS FIRST BLOODY THING ON BLOODY TUESDAY!!! Whoever wrote the class schedules didn't have a very good time in summer, did he! I mean really! FORGIVE ME if I don't feel like answering the same SODDING questions over and over again in between all that!!
Alright then listen here, one last time! We didn't mean to block up the barrier at the platform okay?! We OVERSLEPT, simple as that!!! I don't think Harry was ever planning to wake up when he's in his flat because he doesn't have a clock in there. Harry can usually remain asleep even if you roll him off the bed unless he's having nightmares, just so you know why we ended up late. We owled mum to wake us up in the morning with Errol but we forgot to open the window for him so by the time we're awake, the train's almost left. So! We thought it best to just Apparate right into the train, except we ended up stuck in the barrier wall.
You heard right! STUCK in the bloody WALL! With only our heads outside but good thing that, don't really fancy dying on our first day back. So there we were STUCK IN THE WALL and no one could see us because everyone was IN THE TRAIN and then THE TRAIN LEAVES RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES!! We weren't LATE, we got ABANDONED!! We were stuck there for about ten minutes or so and then something somehow shoved us out of the barrier, it was as if someone was pushing us out from the other side. Harry reckoned the only way we'll get to Hogwarts in time was to take the Knight Bus, so we did! We reached when the bloody Feast ended so we starved to death in the sodding night. End of story!! Happy now?!
CANNONS VS TORNADOES ON 10TH SEPTEMBER!!! WE HAVE TICKETS, HARRY!!! DAD GOT THEM FOR US!! NOW WE HAVE TO GET PERMISSION TO GO SINCE IT'S A WEEKDAY BUT IF THEY DON'T ALLOW US I'M BLOODY DROPPING OUT, HEAR YOU ME!!!
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 12:48 pm UTC |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Charming.
| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 12:53 pm UTC |
Oddly, I find the idea of you and Potter standing helpless, inside a wall, watching the train go by quite funny.
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 01:03 pm UTC |
You wouldn't think it was funny if YOU were stuck in it, would you!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 01:50 pm UTC |
Obviously not. I don't follow either of those teams.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 02:17 pm UTC |
I thought you'll be going, that's why! Why do you think, honestly!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 02:20 pm UTC |
Why would you think that? I only went to that Arrows match against the Cannons last year because I could. I'm not bored enough for that yet.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 03:34 pm UTC |
What, are you bored NOW? Too bad the match's not right now huh, then you can go
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 03:37 pm UTC |
As a matter of fact I am. Why would I go to see the Tornadoes? My team's the Falmouth Falcons. I'd infinitely prefer to see them instead.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 03:41 pm UTC |
Oh, when are they playing then? You can't watch other matches?? Not everyone likes lousy teams like the Falcons
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 03:46 pm UTC |
They're playing at various intervals throughout the season, much like any other Quidditch team. Since you don't follow them, I can't see why it matters. Not everyone likes horrid teams like the Cannons, either, which is precisely why I have no interest in going to a Cannons match. The Falcons are superior, which is beside the point. The point is that we're certainly not allowed to go gallivanting about to every Quidditch match that occurs, and I'd rather go to a Falmouth one than spend my time going all the way to Chudley so that when a Falmouth match does roll around, I can't go because I'll be told I've just gone to see the Cannons instead. Therefore, I'd prefer to wait to see the Falcons.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 03:49 pm UTC |
Oh! Ha ha! Do you know if the Falcons are playing the Cannons then??
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:00 pm UTC |
Did you completely lose your mind on the train or something? You DO know which team Harry likes, don't you?!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:03 pm UTC |
Yes, it was those of us who actually managed to get on the train who lost our minds. I'm sure the train is what would have adverse effects on one's cerebral cortex, rather than, of course, being stuck inside a wall.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:05 pm UTC |
Our heads didn't get stuck! How would I know you didn't get hit by the train or something?! You're being stranger than usual and THAT'S saying something!
| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:07 pm UTC |
Oh, I don't know, perhaps by the fact that my torso is still attached to my body. How am I being strange?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:12 pm UTC |
potterstinks
2003-09-04 15:46 (link)
They're playing at various intervals throughout the season, much like any other Quidditch team. Since you don't follow them, I can't see why it matters. Not everyone likes horrid teams like the Cannons, either, which is precisely why I have no interest in going to a Cannons match. The Falcons are superior, which is beside the point. The point is that we're certainly not allowed to go gallivanting about to every Quidditch match that occurs, and I'd rather go to a Falmouth one than spend my time going all the way to Chudley so that when a Falmouth match does roll around, I can't go because I'll be told I've just gone to see the Cannons instead. Therefore, I'd prefer to wait to see the Falcons.
You're pretending to be bored when you're bloody not! Are you that bored?! You're not even bloody waiting to be bored to go to a match, are you!!!
| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:14 pm UTC |
No, as I said, fifty times, I am waiting to see the Falcons. How is that strange? Wouldn't you prefer to see the Cannons? Why aren't you going to see the Catapults and the Magpies on Saturday? Because you're going to see the Cannons next week instead, obviously. Much like I am waiting to see the Falcons instead.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:17 pm UTC |
Because Hermione doesn't like the Catapults or the Magpies or anything else actually!!!!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:21 pm UTC |
You ought to be careful, Weasley. If you're advising me to take Granger to a Falcons match, I rather think you'll need to sort your priorities.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:24 pm UTC |
You know, I don't know why you're even pretending to ME but I'm LEAVING
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:30 pm UTC |
I ALREADY DECIDED, SEVEN MONTHS AGO, IN FACT, TO MAKE POTTER ATTEND THE NEXT MATCH BETWEEN THE FALCONS AND THE CANNONS. HOWEVER, IF YOU'D PREFER I GO WITH GRANGER, THEN I'LL NOT BOTHER INFORMING HIM OF THIS AND SEND HER INSTEAD. AFTER ALL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO DEFY YOUR WISHES. I HOPE YOU DEVELOP RINGWORM.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:34 pm UTC |
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AGAIN?! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING AND YOU WERE PRETENDING I WAS WRONG SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW?? WHY CAN'T YOU GO FOR BOTH CANNONS AND FALCONS?! LIKE YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO ANYWAY, SORETHROAT!!!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:40 pm UTC |
I WAS FULLY INTENDING TO, ONLY NOW YOU'VE STOMPED ALL OVER IT WITH YOUR ABNORMALLY LARGE FEET, DRAGON POX. NEVER SPEAK TO ME IN PUBLIC AGAIN. OR PRIVATE FOR THAT MATTER. OR THROUGH TELEPATHY.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 04:51 pm UTC |
So? Go away. You're tying up my time and I've got to go ask Granger to go with me to the Falcons match.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:58 pm UTC |
You have a serious problem, Malfoy, I'm not even joking
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 05:09 pm UTC |
I do not. At least I don't suck the life out of everyone like a Dementor.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 05:20 pm UTC |
I'm not a Dementor, Malfoy, go get your head checked
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 05:24 pm UTC |
What is your mental deficiency? You can't even follow a row. Send Potter in to argue in your place.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 05:29 pm UTC |
You have legs. Walk down to the library and fetch him. I'll wait here.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 05:38 pm UTC |
Why would I send Potter an owl to instruct him to get on the computer in your place? That would be lazy.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 05:44 pm UTC |
How do you sleep at night? Why did you bother mentioning it in the first place if you weren't going to go retrieve him?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 05:58 pm UTC |
Yes you were and yes he is, I bloody told you that!!! ARE YOU QUITE DONE HERE, MALFOY?!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 06:07 pm UTC |
I'm not going to get Harry, Malfoy, you'd better give up now!!!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 06:23 pm UTC |
I did not. You must have me confused with someone else.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 06:26 pm UTC |
That's not even possible, I don't know anyone as bloody irritating as you
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-09-04 06:34 pm UTC |
I should hope not. If you were, we'd all be walking around excitably confused. Be gone, Weasel King.
(parent)| susanbones @ 2003-09-04 04:09 pm UTC |
oh. i saw your heads but i thought you were playing a game or something. :/ sorry.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-04 04:13 pm UTC |
What?! Where do you come from?! You play GAMES in WALLS very often?!
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