| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-27 08:38:00 |
| Current mood: |  excited |
| Current music: | do you hear me??? NEVER. AGAIN! |
PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE, RIGHT HERE!
Hullo! Everyone alive? I could see why not since yesterday we had to use SPIDER'S BLOOD in Potions! We had to get it FROM THE SPIDERS! Those Slytherin dog's worms Crabbe and Goyle threw some at me and there was SPIDER BLOOD on my robes!! What if I didn't get it all out and other spiders see it and get attracted to it like the sneaky bastards they are!! I'm never wearing those robes again, hear you me! Anyway after that we had Gryffindor Quidditch tryouts and guess who tried out, huh? MY BABY SISTER, that's who! Oh and some other people, but Ginny tried out and she kicked everyone else in the dirt! Ha! Well I mean, not really, she didn't actually kick them in the dirt or anything but she was really wicked. Evan hasn't said who's made team yet because he's a lazy sod or else he's trying to figure out where Ginny would do best, maybe he's having trouble deciding, but anyway, Ginny's going to be on the team, I know it! MY SISTER THE QUIDDITCH STAR! It'll be Quidditch cup for us again this year! I hope Evan doesn't cry again. That was really uncalled for, sorry mate.
You know who's weird? Seamus Finnigan! He goes and buys all these uh....magazines with women in them, and then he gets all pissed off when we go through them! Honestly, what are magazines good for if you're not allowed to turn the pages or breathe on them in case you smear the ink? He said my fingers were too dirty! Then I thought he was going to cry or something when he found out I licked my thumb to change the pages. How else am I supposed to get them apart? What a weird bloke! Now he's hid them which is suspicious if you ask me. I wonder if Seamus is secretly straight or something and trying to hide it, haha.
ANYWAY I've got to go find my Cannons robes so I can wear them while I listen to the match. GO CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-27 06:18 am UTC |
WHAT!! SO IT'S GOING TO BE ALL OVER MY BLOODY ROBES AND I'LL NEVER KNOW! THANKS A LOT, PERCE!
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-09-29 08:21 am UTC |
I am not secretly straight. I am merely a collector who is interested in mid-century representations of masculinity. If you would agree to wear my gloves and not lick your fingers, you may look at them again.
But they are not wank mags, you know. Besides, the women in them are now your mother's age, you know. Hope that's enough of a turn-off.
Honestly, don't you people read? Or have a sense of your own history? Gah!