| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-04-15 14:58:00 |
| Current mood: | EVERYONE'S AN IDIOT |
| Current music: | that bloody Gladrags advert AGAIN |
WTF
So yesterday the girls and I went to Diagon Alley with Mum, which was annoying, I don't mind saying! Mum told Ginny to pick out what she wants for her birthday THAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING UP THANKS TO THE NOTES LEFT STAPLED ALL OVER THE HOUSE! Also if Hermione and me get stapled together one more time I'll be stapling someone's brains to the wall! Oh, and guess what! When we went to Flourish and Blotts, guess what the saleswizard said. No, really, guess! They're totally sold of out of household pests books and they have hundreds on backorder.
H! O! N! E! S! T! L! Y!!!!!
PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH PETTIGREW WITH A LUMP OF MOULDY CHEESE AND A SHOEBOX! Can you believe it?! Everyone's a dark wizard catcher now!
Anyway, we had to go into every other shop so Ginny could find what she wanted. Along the way Hermione bought 34857 things so I had to help carry them all, loads of fun, that was! Since when has Hermione even liked Sneakoscopes anyway?! HMMM. After 80 years Gin picked out some dumb thing at Malkin's and we had to wait around to get her fitted while Mum stopped off to see the twins who were avoiding her wisely. FINALLY we went to Magical Menagerie and GUESS WHAT AGAIN. ALL SOLD OUT OF RATS.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
Comments:
| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:04 pm UTC |
I guess you don't want to get your Gladrags on on on on on on on on on on on on.
| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:08 pm UTC |
Get there before the good stuff's gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:12 pm UTC |
It's like it was made just for you, Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-04-15 01:20 pm UTC |
Yeah, I should! Maybe you and Sirius and Professor Lupin could work out harmonies and everything!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:21 pm UTC |
No, I mean, they're playing the advert here. In Italian. All the time.
It doesn't even rhyme.
That did, though. I didn't mean for it to but I kind of like it.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-04-15 01:24 pm UTC |
WWN played it three times in a row this morning, I'm bloody banning Gladrags!
(parent)| lupercus @ 2004-04-15 01:27 pm UTC |
Indovino che don't desiderate ottenere il vostro Gladrags sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra sopra
Ottenga là prima di buon stuff's andato andato andato andato andato andato andato andato andato andato andato andato.
And you can stop singing along to it at any time now, dear.
Seriously.
Whenever you've had enough.
Harry.
| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:38 pm UTC |
I'm not your pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn pawn.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:42 pm UTC |
I think I could probably do this until dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:50 pm UTC |
I think the advert's just going to spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn spawn.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:57 pm UTC |
I think this is a con con con con con con con con con con con con.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 02:03 pm UTC |
And they say Gryffindor's just brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn brawn.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2004-04-17 12:22 am UTC |
Don't you have somewhere you could go to die?
Preferably slowly, and painfully?
And can I help?
| purestblood @ 2004-04-17 12:38 am UTC |
So sorry to disappoint, O Poncy One. I plan on being around for quite a long time.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2004-04-17 12:46 pm UTC |
What did I say? He is poncy, Narcissa. Just look at him. I'm merely pointing out the obvious. That makes me observant, not uncivil, much as you may be enamoured of your wolf boy.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-17 01:49 am UTC |
Of course he does, Remus. The Malfoys are prepared for absolutely any situation at all and we own a tonne of properties that have one specific purpose to them.
However, if Lucius were to retreat to this particular property for that purpose, the matter would neither be slow nor painful.
No, you may not help.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-15 02:01 pm UTC |
Rhyming again, I see. You know, I find that if a person's pleased because their hidden talent is their ability to rhyme, that person is probably a moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 02:10 pm UTC |
Okay, see, that doesn't work. The advert's in one syllable and you just used two. And I only rhymed the one time, so you don't have to act like I do it so much my not rhyming talk is just withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn withdrawn.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-15 02:17 pm UTC |
That 'one time' lasted for about an hour, and I'd rather not relive that day.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-15 02:37 pm UTC |
Evidently it's infectious. I, however, don't have time to be harassed all day.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 02:42 pm UTC |
You already used day. You lose! I'll let you have another turn though. Unless you had something else to say.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-15 02:50 pm UTC |
I've to go pick out robes today. So I'm not going to sit here and play in your stupid rhyming fray. I was going to send you an owl, but now I'd rather just send you away.
Better?
| lupercus @ 2004-04-15 03:00 pm UTC |
Oh no, you won't.
You're sleeping out on the balcony tonight.
| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 01:33 pm UTC |
That's what you get for eating the last scone scone scone scone scone scone scone scone scone scone scone scone.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2004-04-15 02:59 pm UTC |
Yes.
You are forever doomed to wander the streets of Venice, rhyming for your supper.
| just_harry @ 2004-04-15 03:03 pm UTC |
I don't think they pay very much for that. I'll probably have to sell blood. Thanks alot.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2004-04-15 03:19 pm UTC |
Well, you know, there's a rather sizeable vampire community in Roma, I believe. You could make a killing there.
Ha ha ha. A killing. I am so effortlessly clever. You want to be me when you grow up, don't you?
Mind, you'd have to actually grow.
I am going to run away now.
| lupercus @ 2004-04-15 03:24 pm UTC |
Get stuffed, you cretin. It makes me look dignified.
You'd have to grow a decent set of eyes. I only have the two.
