| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 19:04:00 |
| Current mood: |  enraged |
| Current music: | OUTSIDE! NOW! |
ALWAYS KNEW THAT SOD IS BAD NEWS
ASKING ME A POTIONS RELATED QUESTION, MY FOOT! DO I LOOK LIKE PROFESSOR SNAPE TO YOU?! ONLY GOYLE WOULD BELIEVE THAT! MALFOY DESTROYED MY ESSAY ON PURPOSE, HARRY SAW IT HAPPEN! He didn't even say sorry! My essay! I spent HOURS cop- consulting a Dudley-sized book to finish it! NOW I have to re-do it and probably get hexed into tiny pieces by the even tinier Professor Flitwick! AND THAT BASTARD HAD THE NERVE TO SHRIEK LIKE A GIRL WHEN I THROW THE TEENSY WEENSY FROG SPLEEN AT HIM! For someone who enjoyed cutting up Trevor, you'd reckon he'll be happy about getting frog insides thrown at him! Should have emptied the BLAST-ENDED SKREWT BILE DOWN HIS FILTHY THROAT, I SAY!
And OF COURSE his beloved protector swooped in and took points from ME and my DECEASED ESSAY while that little prat got scot-free AS USUAL. I bet that brings Gryffindor right now to a nice round number of 0 points and 1 ruined essay. Excellent. So there I was, during lunch, trying to read Hermione's essay to get some inspiration to re-do mine and there HE was, talking to himself. Well, he was talking to some tiny sucking up kid and they were THREE tables away and yet! I could hear EVERYTHING he was shouting out at the top of his dirt-infested lung and NOTHING from the kid, what an idiot! He was OBVIOUSLY trying to get a reaction from us with his broom bragging (LET IT GO ALREADY!) so you can't blame me for telling him the sodding truth. THAT HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THE TEAM IF NOT FOR HIS DADDY'S BROOM!
AS ALWAYS, the truth was too much for the pouncy git to swallow and he came barging to our table like a caveman and insulted MY Quidditch skills! OF COURSE I had to prove his sorry ass wrong so I challenged him to a match. His bulldog buddies came to back him up as Catcher and Beater so I dragged Hermione and Harry along, too. Hermione was a tad reluctant about it at first, so I told her it was either a match or a fist-fight with Bulstrode. She came around pretty quickly after that.
Problem was, we had no Quidditch equipment to use and had to use ones from the Slytherin team, which were obviously cursed in their bloody favour. But that's expected from them anyway, dirty cheaters! You should have SEEN the way Bulstrode played! I mean, I know I am probably as big as Flitwick compared to her but she didn't have to mistake me for the sodding BULDGER so many times, did she?! And the girls are hopeless with the Quaffle (no offence, Hermione)! Parkinson kept dropping it because she kept trying to distract me with her winks (not falling for that one, fool!) She'd be better off playing that Muggle sport with the orange ball and net! Disgrace, really!
Then she slammed right into Hermione so I tried to club Bulstrode but it's hard to aim when your target is so WIDE and we ended up breaking our bats which woke Professor Sinistra up and she came yelling out from her Tower and gave us all detentions. Merlin knows what sadistic thing she's going to make use do! THANKS A LOT, MALFOY! It ended with a tie but since we were using their cursed equipments, I say we won. Hah!
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2002-10-16 04:20 pm UTC |
I hardly think I need to curse equipment in my favour just to beat you, Weasley. Honestly, do you think you would have actually managed to survive if I'd had my regular Chasers?
And I am not on the team because of my broom. Has it occurred to you that I managed to beat Diggory, a mere FEAT POTTER NEVER MANAGED? Obviously I'm the superior Seeker!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 04:27 pm UTC |
HOW many times are you going to talk about the ONE TIME you beat Cedric?! Bring on your regular Chasers, sore loser, we can have another go at it just to prove you're wrong!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-10-16 04:35 pm UTC |
Sore loser? You're the one whinging about how you didn't win yesterday, aren't you? You play Quidditch like a girl, Weasel.
 knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 04:37 pm UTC |
I THINK YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR YOUR LOVELY BEATER, MALFOY. AND WHY ARE YOU COLLECTING PHOTOS OF ME ANYWAY?!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-10-16 04:50 pm UTC |
Well I should think it would be a compliment to my "lovely" beater, Millicent, if you said she played like a girl. I'll be sure to pass the sentiments on to her, Weasley.
And really, what's a little blackmail collection between friends?
 knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 04:53 pm UTC |
I was referring to the "ugly girl" part, fool! You're the last person on earth to know what FRIENDS mean, anyway!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-10-16 04:58 pm UTC |
Oh, by all means then, Weasley, refresh my memory. Does being "friends" mean becoming an "item" and then leaving your other friend off to rot because he doesn't have such nice legs in a skirt?
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 05:01 pm UTC |
What are you trying to say, Malfoy! Harry and I are still best friends even though Hermione and I- WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS?!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-10-16 05:03 pm UTC |
Even though Granger and you what, Weasley? Ditched Potter? It sounds like you need to release your feelings.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 05:19 pm UTC |
IT'S NONE OF YOUR SODDING BUSINESS WHAT I DID, YOU LITTLE PRICK. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO STALK AND STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-10-16 05:21 pm UTC |
You are the one stalking me. I was in the library long before you and your little Weaselette came wandering in. Obviously you just came in because I'm here. Pathetic.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-10-16 05:25 pm UTC |
Well I had better things to do than hang around the computers all day stalking other journals, sod!
(parent)| missgranger @ 2002-10-16 07:51 pm UTC |
Does being "friends" mean becoming an "item" and then leaving your other friend off to rot because he doesn't have such nice legs in a skirt?
I'd thank you for the compliment, Malfoy, but I sincerely doubt you meant it in that manner. Neither Ron nor I have left Harry off to rot - and how is it you've noticed what it is Harry or we are doing? Mind your own business.