| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-03-31 09:44:00 |
Lovely weekend, everyone? I had a brilliant time myself, it's rather amazing the things you can do when you don't have to wait around for friends or have to all agree on what to do and crap like that! I had all the time in the world to owl mum an autobiography of myself since she's always complaining about how we don't even realise she still exists anymore even though she gave birth to the basketful of us! Woman's a bit paranoid, if you ask me. I think my letter will keep her busy for a year or two so I bet my right foot she won't have the time to come to Hogwarts to speak to Dumbledore, really!
I owled Percy as well, for some references on Grottle's contribution to economic stability in the Wizarding world to add to my essay. See the amount of school work I can do when there are no distractions! It's brilliant, really! I nearly had a heart attack when Percy actually replied my owl- You'd think he'd be happy to have the permission to bore me to death with school talk but no, no, he didn't have anything nice or useful to bloody say (what a surprise!), in fact he had to remind me that he's still not talking to me in the dumb letter of his. What a retard! So I burnt it and roasted BogBellows over the fire for lunch. Yum!
Lucky for me, I have other brothers who are sane, like Fred and George, who owled me an English-Mandarin dictionary and a "self-performing Chill Out Charm which activates on contact with the dictionary", not that I need to chill out or anything, those jokers. 去你妈的, 王八蛋! Woah.
Well, I would go to the library to do my own sodding research but the last time I was there, I nearly got paper-cut to death by a gigantic and very old book, thanks to someone who practically lives in the Merlin-forsaken library. Who needs the stinking library anyway! I managed to get my essay done eventually because I remembered Professor Vector saying I can go to her office anytime, ha! If there were a Best Professor Award, that one is getting my vote for sure!
I'm starting to think I should've taken Arithmacy instead of Divination after all. Is it too late to switch over? Professor Vector is plain wicked, whereas the only thing Trelawney ever said to me was that my death saddens her and she doesn't want to be me, honestly. Good thing it's so easy to pass her class, my friends and I are getting real good at pulling gruesome death predictions out of thick incense-scented air! I made up a truly brilliant one today that is sure to bring tears to that old bat's eyes and I showed it to Seamus and Dean. Too bad they didn't get the joke, Har- it wasn't that funny anyway.
Anyway, as I was saying, not only did Professor Vector help me with my essay references, she listened to all the most up-to-date Quidditch strategies and news I read in the latest Quidditch Monthly for bloody ages! I'd have stayed another hour or two to tell her about the inside story I heard about Claiborne's contract with the Magpies if Professor Vector didn't suddenly have a bad toothache and had to run to the hospital wing. Oh well.
I decided to be nice and pay Moaning Myrtle a visit because she's always complaining about being all alone in that soggy toilet so I thought I'll just go and sit on the wet floor for a bit since it must be pretty lonely for her to have no friends to talk to. But the second I stepped into the bathroom, she started yelling bloody murder, "It's you!" and splashed a toilet bowlful of water all over me! Now really! What the HELL was that for?! I threw a Chocolate Frog card at her and left, but at least I managed to aim right through her glasses this time, hah!
Oh! Almost forgot to mention, I made a couple of new friends today! During dinnertime, I went over to the Hufflepuff table for a change of scenery, you know, anything new is always more interesting, eh? Madley, Whitby and Cauldwell, all in their 3rd year, must be really exciting… I sure remember my 3rd year, that was when I got stuck with the most annoying owl on earth! Cauldwell and Madley are both taking Divination so I gave them tips on how to die, and Whitby is Muggle born so he was telling me about pretty much everything ever invented by Muggles, it was almost like reading Muggles: A History, hah. I think I'll sit with them again for breakfast tomorrow.
Served my detention with Professor Lupin but he looked like he's about to keel over and die or something. Reckon the Slytherins are being jackasses during detentions with him as always. He had bits of ribbons stuck in his hair and he didn't say a word to me, other than muttering different cake names to himself. Uh, don't look at me, I think he's gone off the deep end. Also, he gave me a cage of something to feed, I have no bloody idea what they are but they sort of look like cats but with flappy ears and feathers around their tails. Rather cute actually, I picked out a couple of shed feathers and gave them to Soblessa because girls like her dorm mates seem to like making cards with things like that.
It was a pretty quick detention so I went to look for Professor Snape since I reckon I probably owe him a detention or something. I fed Mrs Norris some of the left over food from Professor Lupin's cats-with-flappy-ears-and-feathery-tails under a willow tree near the lake for a while but Filch caught me and accused me of trying to poison her, honestly! Ended up having to clean the toilets in the castle AGAIN, like I've nothing better to do! No point in being nice and taking care of others these days, is there!
Snape kept me for bloody hours in the dungeon, separating left eyeballs and right eyeballs of 3-legged salamanders into 400 sodding potion bottles and he didn't even tell me what the detention was for! How rude! I was knackered at this point but I couldn't sleep for some reason so I made Colin play chess with me again. He kept covering his ears throughout the game, a bit mental, isn't he. I played Snaps with him, too, and I tried to let him win but he's kind of pathetic at it, unlike-
Anyway, I'm really tired now and I just got back from Dumbledore's office and it is way past bedtime so everyone should be asleep by now. Time for bed! So yeah, I had a bloody wicked weekend and I hope everyone did too!!
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| blushcrush @ 2003-03-30 07:35 pm UTC |
Actually, Ron, Mum and Dad both are coming up to see me tomorrow. But don't worry, you won't have to talk to them, I bet. Well, bye.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-03-30 10:50 pm UTC |
Oh. Well then, say hi to them if you're not too busy, bye.
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