lupercus @ 2003-03-26 20:11:00

Current mood: thoughtful
Current music:"Don't You Forget About Me," Simple Minds

Sing When You're Whinging
Well, this was an eventful week, wasn't it? And it's not even half-gone. I'm tempted to barricade myself in my rooms until Sunday until the coast is clear.

I have the distinct pleasure of hosting not one, but two students for detention. [info]just_harry will only be with me for a week or so, while [info]potterstinks will unfortunately be hanging round until the day You-Know-Who dons a ballgown and dances the gavotte atop the roof of the Astronomy Tower. Not to mention that I now have to escort [info]knight_to_h3 to see Professor Dumbledore before we have a dirty great redheaded nervous breakdown on our hands.

I shall have to have Madame Pomfrey procure for me the largest bottles of whatever headache potions she has on hand.

Also, [info]erniemacmillan will be entertaining us all with his latest conspiracy theory over breakfast. It seems that I am not, as I originally thought, a werewolf. Perhaps I simply have the first and most unfortunate monthly case of male pre-menstrual syndrome on record. [info]sinistra, [info]onourbrooms and I, it would seem, have something in common. I am however looking forward to Mr Macmillan's presentation, as I'm sure everyone is. It will be enlightening.

In much more positive news, [info]jadedsirius is finally interested in making an honest wolf man of me. Details to follow. Suffice it to say that this development in the week's events is the only thing keeping me from diving head-first into the lake to have a snog with the Giant Squid.

And finally, I am pleased to see that [info]potions_master has emerged from his self-imposed exile. Oh, how I've missed that beaky profile.

Time to feed the Horklump.


Comments:

jadedsirius @ 2003-03-26 11:32 pm UTC

Really, Remus. I thought we were keeping it to ourselves for a while.

Though the owls bearing bridal magazines and china samples night have given it away...

~Sirius


lupercus @ 2003-03-26 11:37 pm UTC

Oh, honestly. I'm not that bad.

How do you feel about mid-to-late April?

- Remus

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-26 11:46 pm UTC

What's the rush? Is there something you haven't told me?

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lupercus @ 2003-03-26 11:57 pm UTC

Yes. I'm pregnant, Sirius. Voldemort is the father. I'm only marrying you so that I can stay in the country. Can Severus be my maid-of-honour?

Really, now.

I would just like to do things before the summer holidays, that's all. While everyone important to us is located very conveniently all in the same place. And the weather will be nice.

And then we can spend the hols on an extended sort of 'honeymoon,' if you like.

Ha ha. Get it? Moon, honey.

I do believe I may have had too much coffee, today.

- Remus

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-26 11:59 pm UTC

That's it. You're sleeping on the balcony, hound.

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:15 am UTC

I'm not!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-27 12:16 am UTC

Yes, you are.

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:17 am UTC

I'm not!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-27 12:17 am UTC

You will be, very soon. You're very tired.

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:18 am UTC

I'm getting better!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-27 12:21 am UTC

No, you're not. You'll be outside and sound asleep in a moment.

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:22 am UTC

I don't want to go on the balcony!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-27 12:24 am UTC

Oh, don't be such a baby.

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:26 am UTC

I think I'll go for a walk!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-27 12:29 am UTC

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:30 am UTC

I feel happy! I feel happy!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-03-27 12:31 am UTC

...what the hell just happened?

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lupercus @ 2003-03-27 12:32 am UTC


I don't know.

But let us never speak of it again.

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