| sinistra in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-03 15:33:00 |
| Current mood: | accomplished |
| Current music: | "Walk of Shame", traditional |
You may all thank Mr Malfoy for starting a new tradition. Each and every witch or wizard-in-training at Hogwarts has detention with me this week. No, you are not excused just because you punched him in the arm, Mr Macmillan.
Of course, it would be reasonable to split these by House, so I have chosen to go by year.
Sunday, 0000 am. Seventh years.
Monday, 0200 am. Sixth years.
Tuesday, 0000 am. Fifth.
Et cetera. All students will serve at midnight except the sixth years, because it is only right. You will be expected to attend lessons the next day, and if I recall, Gryffindors and Slytherins have Potions bright and early Tuesday morning. I am sure Professor Snape will be most unamused if anyone falls asleep during his lecture.
Again I'd just like to thank Mr Malfoy for giving us all this opportunity. Go give him a pat on the back.
Comments:
| finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-03 04:16 pm UTC |
What!! But Professor, this has to be a joke. I mean, Malfoy threw blood on me. What if I'd got sick? You can't be serious!
| seekercho @ 2003-04-03 05:21 pm UTC |
I should probably request some additional detention time in advance, Professor, as I am going to turn Draco Malfoy into a newt.
And no, he will not get better.
- Cho Chang
| purestblood @ 2003-04-03 09:15 pm UTC |
Sylvia,
There are other ways to take out your frustrations. Surely punishing every single Slytherin is a bit extreme? Narcissa found a most intriguing little shop while in Rome a while back, carrying a large selections of "toys" that should do the trick for you. There's no need to shave one's legs or practice other basic hygiene functions for a dildo, is there, dear?
I shall send you a catalog.
Best wishes,
Lucius