| divineparvati in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-03 11:11:00 |
| Current mood: |  annoyed |
Draco Malfoy, this is your Tarot.
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Thank you so Much for the Detention. I do not like having my sleep Disturbed. Do not let this reading Stop you from having a nice Life, by all means.
~ Parvati
Comments:
| potions_master @ 2003-04-03 08:28 pm UTC |
Miss Patil, perhaps your 'readings' are sufficient enough in their mundane brevity to entertain the dunderheaded masses, but if you are so determined to identify yourself as a purveyor of the dubious art of Divination, then you would do well to actually study said art.
However, since that day seems to be indefinitely far off, allow me to enlighten you.
The Death card does not, in fact, mean that one is soon to be inconveniently discorporated. Death implies Change, which you would have known were you as versed in the language of tarot as you claim. Which comes from reading more tea-leaves than books.
Next time, you might try a Tower card when attempting to threaten your fellow students with tragic circumstances.
Twenty points from Gryffindor.
Professor Snape
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-03 08:41 pm UTC |
I ask you to Revoke those points, Professor. I was obviously trying to Lead Mr. Malfoy towards a change for the Better after his recent Mud-slinging.
I do know my Cards, Professor. And might I point out the Tower card is not the best for threatening, as it Proclaims "freedom from old and possibly self-imposed Restrictions"?
If I had wished to Threaten Mr. Malfoy, which I obviously do Not, I would have thrown the Reversed Ten of Swords at him.
Yours in Frustration,
~ Parvati
| potions_master @ 2003-04-03 08:54 pm UTC |
Request denied.
And an additional point taken for placing entirely too much importance on silly cards and crystal balls when you should be more interested in your Potions work, Miss Patil, if your marks are anything to go by.
Professor Snape.
| hannahabbott @ 2003-04-03 10:04 pm UTC |
Death implies Change.
Which obviously goes to show that maybe ![[info]](../icons/userinfo.gif){kind=icon}
potterstinks will finally undergo a personality change that will teach him to respect human lives and basic human decency.
We can only hope, Professor Snape.
Yours respectfully,
Hannah Abbott
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-03 10:12 pm UTC |
I'd be Careful or you'll lose Points, too, Hannah.
~ Parvati
| potions_master @ 2003-04-03 10:39 pm UTC |
Your insight into the human mind is as always completely banal, Miss Abbott.
Ten points from Hufflepuff. Now go away.
- Professor Snape
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 08:49 pm UTC |
Draco will wake up tomorrow and find himself dressed as a rooster with a Deatheater cloak.
He will then come across a giant rock shaped like an egg, and then he will think, "York?"
After which, he will use the handy weapon under his wing and chop You to Death.
Trelawney must be so proud.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 08:54 pm UTC |
And by "York", I mean "Yoke".
I could edit my comment but it is just you.
M. B.
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-03 09:57 pm UTC |
You could edit that one to say "Yolk" as well, but then again, it is Just me.
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-04-03 08:56 pm UTC |
I trust you will be Costuming him while he Sleeps, then.
~ Parvati
| arithmantra @ 2003-04-03 09:46 pm UTC |
25 points from Gryffindor, Miss Patil. You have said quite enough.
(parent)| artistic_flower @ 2003-04-03 09:01 pm UTC |
Honestly, Parvati. Twenty points for this? Plus he was humming, and not singing. Oh, that song...
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-03 09:07 pm UTC |
Twenty whole Points, can you Believe it? Honestly.
I have that Tune stuck in my head Now. I am not sure what to Think of this.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-03 09:48 pm UTC |
That chicken appears to have borrowed the dress robes Snape wore to the last Yule Ball. That said, I wouldn't mind a reading myself. You can find me in the Ravenclaw common room, stealing Chang's eyeliner.
| seekercho @ 2003-04-03 09:51 pm UTC |
Steal nothing, knave, lest it be hexed and you find yourself talking out of your eyeballs until the hols.
- Cho
 boot_boy @ 2003-04-03 10:24 pm UTC |
Far too late, Chang. While you were off, no doubt ogling your underage girlfriend, I pocketed your Cover Witch eyeliner, and splashed on a bit of your Chanel #9 3/4. Your eyeliner looks better on me than it does on you anyway, as you well know.
And now I smell pretty.
Off to preen under the stairs.
| seekercho @ 2003-04-03 10:30 pm UTC |
You don't want to know what was in that perfume.
And my 'underage girlfriend' can beat up your underage Niffler.
- Cho
boot_boy @ 2003-04-03 11:21 pm UTC |
My Niffler? Weak, Chang, very weak.
I'd respond, but I'm too busy admiring your eyeliner on me. Veela Violet is -so- my color. If only Millicent could see me now...
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-03 11:57 pm UTC |
Just an open-door policy for ferrets, then?
Millie, you wound me. But I expect no less from you. The sweet stings of agony rend my very heartstrings! In fact, I think I feel a poem coming on.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-04 12:03 am UTC Re: |
You are going nowhere calling me "Millie".
M. B.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-04 01:07 am UTC |
But it works better with the rhyme scheme, my artichoke. So many things rhyme with "Millie." "My daffy-down-dilly," "delightfully," "graceful lily", "such a silly..."
All that I could think of to rhyme with "Millicent" was "very bent." I don't think you'd like that.
| seekercho @ 2003-04-04 12:31 am UTC |
Weak insult, perhaps, but the hex on the perfume wasn't.
Tell me, how're the all-over body feathers working out for you?
Preen away, sunshine.
- Cho
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-04 01:03 am UTC |
Weak insult, perhaps, but the hex on the perfume wasn't. Tell me, how're the all-over body feathers working out for you?
Oh, is that what that hex was? No wonder your cat was clucking like that, and molting all those feathers. I guess I shouldn't have sprayed everything in your room before I left. It just seemed like too much fun to pass up.
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-03 09:53 pm UTC |
But I was so Looking forward to a Meeting under the Stairs.
(parent) boot_boy @ 2003-04-03 10:26 pm UTC |
On my way there now, Patil. My heart yearns for Millicent.
But you'll do in the interim. Bring your Tarot.
 divineparvati @ 2003-04-04 12:02 am UTC |
I will bring the Tarot (and possibly my Midnight Blue eyeliner) if you Bring the purple Bertie Botts beans, Boot.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-04 07:54 am UTC |
You know, you really shouldn't mess around with those beans, Parvati....Seamus thought it would be funny to eat a whole bag of them, once, and the next morning we found him on top of Hagrid's hut, stark naked and demanding that we adress him as Grand Master Tibbles.
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