scotchtartan in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-07 00:46:00

Current mood: calm

Attention, please.
You will all kindly note that after a lengthy debate, it has been decided that it would be for the best if Mr Weasley's parents, Arthur and Molly, were brought into this project to assist Mr Weasley with his temper management. I would like to request you all add [info]wehaveseven to your list of contemporaries (friends) and make them feel welcome.

Mr Weasley, if you could please put aside sixteen minutes tomorrow afternoon so that I could have a brief discussion with you, it would be most recommended.

Professor M McGonagall


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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:07 pm UTC

MUM?!


scotchtartan @ 2003-04-06 10:09 pm UTC
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I believe it'd be more appropriate for you to refer to me as Professor McGonagall, Mr. Weasley.

Professor McGonagall.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:11 pm UTC
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WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE!!!

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scotchtartan @ 2003-04-06 10:14 pm UTC
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This shall be discussed in the 16 minutes I've set aside for you tomorrow, Mr. Weasley. And do go easy on the Caps Lock key.

Professor McGonagall.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:30 pm UTC

HULLO RONALD!!

LOVE, DAD

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:39 pm UTC

Hullo dad, I'm late for class, bye!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:40 pm UTC

GOODBYE RONALD!!

LOVE, DAD

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:42 pm UTC

Oh, honestly, Arthur, must you encourage him?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:46 pm UTC

What am I encouraging, dear?? HEALTHY COMMUNICATION, THAT'S WHAT!!

Love, Arthur

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:48 pm UTC

Now you know perfectly well what I'm talking about, don't give me that baffled look!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:52 pm UTC

This is not my baffled look!! This is my "I completely understand and agree with everything you're saying" look, which coincidentally matches my "Are those scones you're pulling out of the oven just now?????" look!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:58 pm UTC

You're as bad as George, you are! Always wanting something out of the oven! I know you're complete innocence look, Arthur Weasley!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:05 pm UTC

A boy's got to learn his looks somewhere, petal! I didn't just pinch two just now, either! It was the cat!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-07 06:51 am UTC

Oh, honestly, mother, I'm much worse than dad.

-G

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-07 10:19 pm UTC

You do try, son, you do try.

Love,
Your Dad

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:43 pm UTC
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BYE!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:26 pm UTC

Oh, hello, Ron, dear! Yes, Daddy and I thought it would be a nice surprise if we didn't tell you! How are you doing, are you classes going well? Oh, I do wish you'd use a picture that didn't have your hair in your eyes like that, you do look so nice when you comb your hair back! You're not being too terrible to poor GInny, are you? And don't even cross your eyes at me like that, Ron Weasley, I know exactly what you're doing over there while your'e reading this, and you know perfectly well you need your mother every once and awhile.

Give my love to Harry, won't you?

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seekercho @ 2003-04-06 10:28 pm UTC

Hi, Mrs Weasley!

- Cho Chang

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:30 pm UTC

Oi, sucking up eh?

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seekercho @ 2003-04-06 10:38 pm UTC


Do we have to go over the contracts again, Ron?

- Cho

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:41 pm UTC
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The contract doesn't stop me from making fun of you, haha!

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seekercho @ 2003-04-06 11:08 pm UTC


Neither does my contract, but I'm above making fun of someone.

Well, unless it's Malfoy.

I think we can at least agree on that?

- Cho

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:15 pm UTC
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Haha! DEAL!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:35 pm UTC

Oh, hello there. How are you? Bit of a cold stretch wer'e having here, isn't it? Best if we all button up, I'd think.

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seekercho @ 2003-04-06 10:39 pm UTC

I'm fine, thank you. And you? Yes, it is cold, my Mum just send me a new wool jumper because of it.

I hope you and Mr Weasley are both well!

- Cho Chang

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:32 pm UTC

Uh hi mum, everything's fine! I'm never terrible to Ginny but Fred and George sent me a fake dragon and Percy ignores my owls but my work is going great so you don't really have to be here to worry about it, really! Harry's fine, I think, I'm late for class!

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-06 10:14 pm UTC

Mummy!! Daddy!!!

Ahem, I mean... Mum and Dad!


scotchtartan @ 2003-04-06 10:16 pm UTC
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Go say hi to them in their journal, Miss Weasley.

Professor McGonagall.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:31 pm UTC

Oh, Ginny dear, you know you can always call me Mummy! I hope you aren't staying up too late now, you ought to get a good night's sleep for those classes in the morning, and be sure to eat a good breakfast! Why, even Fred and George managed to get a good breakfast in, so I don't want you picking at your food. And be sure to wash up good tonight, and I do mean all your parts! Don't go leaving your ears till later, I know how you like to do that, and that's how cabbages grow!

Love,
Mummy

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:37 pm UTC

HULLO, PRINCESS!

LOVE, DAD

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missgranger @ 2003-04-06 10:24 pm UTC

Oh, thank goodness.


scotchtartan @ 2003-04-06 10:29 pm UTC
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My sentiments exactly, Miss Granger.

Professor McGonagall.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:44 pm UTC

Hello, Hermione, darling! How are you doing? You aren't still fighting with Ron, are you, because I really think that if the two of you just learn to put aside your differences and realise that you're different people you'll see that you do love each other and that it's very important that you eventually have grandchildren.

Love,
Mrs Weasley

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:47 pm UTC

MUM!!!! DO YOU MIND?!?! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:49 pm UTC

Is that any way to speak to your mother?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:51 pm UTC
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I'm sorry but SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:54 pm UTC

RONALD WEASLEY DON'T YOU DARE TELL YOUR MOTHER TO SHUT UP, WHO WAS THE ONE THERE CHANGING YOUR NAPPIES AT DAY ONE? I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AND JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU HAVE A NICE LIFE FILLED WITH LOVE YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP??? WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU APPRECIATE THE WOMAN WHO KNITS YOU THOSE LOVELY JUMPERS EACH CHRISTMAS!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:58 pm UTC
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO SHUT UP, MUM, I SAID SHHHH! IT'S DIFFERENT, OKAY?? AND I'M NOT SPEAKING TO HERMIONE! OR HARRY! SO ENOUGH ALREADY!!! AND I HATE MAROON!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:02 pm UTC

DONT' BE SILLY, DEAR, YOU LOVE MAROON!!!!! AND WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING TO HARRY, EITHER??? THAT POOR DEAR, ALL BECAUSE YOU DECIDE TO GO OFF ON YOUR SISTER NOW YOU'RE IGNORING ALL YOU'RE FRIENDS, TOO? GO TELL THEM YOU'RE SORRY, RONALD WEASLEY, I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO LET PRIDE COME BEFORE FRIENDSHIP! I OUGHT TO SEND THESE BISCUITS TO HARRY AND HERMIONE INSTEAD OF YOU, THAT'LL TEACH YOU!

OH DEAR, HOW DO I TURN THIS OFF NOW?

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scotchtartan @ 2003-04-06 11:04 pm UTC
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Tap the Caps Lock key, Mrs. Weasley, please.

Professor McGonagall.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:05 pm UTC
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG SO I DON'T HAVE TO SAY SORRY AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND THEM THE BISCUITS AND STAY OUT OF IT, MUM, I'M NOT 5 ANYMORE!!! I REALLY HATE MAROON!!!

Turn what off?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:49 pm UTC

GrandWeasleys!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:51 pm UTC

NOT YOU TOO, DAD!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 10:54 pm UTC

You're a little too big to bounce on my knee now, Ronald! NEXT GENERATION, PLEASE!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 10:56 pm UTC
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There's NO next GENERATION and NO bouncing, DAD!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:08 pm UTC

Of course there's bouncing, son! Don't you remember, Horsey Rides!! Trot, trot, trot, trot, cantercantercantercanter GALLOPGALLOPGALLOPGALLOP! You used to laugh until your nappies were soaked through! Times have changed, Ronald. Times have changed.

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-06 11:00 pm UTC

Mr. Weasley,

I'm certain your lovely son will make an excellent father someday, given the right circumstances.

Sincerely,
Pansy Parkinson

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:06 pm UTC

THANKYOU, PET!!!

My, aren't you a pretty one?! Don't think Ron's ever talked about you!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:08 pm UTC

ARTHUR WEASLEY!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:11 pm UTC

IT WAS JUST AN OBSERVATION I SWEAR DARLING I LOVE YOU, YOU MAKE THE BEST SCONES IN THE WORLD especially when you slather them with butter and DID I SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU? I REALLY DO, QUITE A LOT, LOOK AT OUR DARLING CHILDREN, Ron's quite a strapping young lad, was just enquiring after the girls, I LOVE YOU ROSEBUD PRECIOUS SWEETIE

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:14 pm UTC

DAD!!!! OTHER PEOPLE CAN READ THIS YOU KNOW????!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:17 pm UTC

Just reminding your mother of how much I love her scones, son!!! Nothing wrong with a public display of affection!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:22 pm UTC
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UGH!

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-06 11:23 pm UTC

Ron, be nice to Mum and Dad!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:27 pm UTC
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Make them stop!!!

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-06 11:34 pm UTC

Don't get upset! How about a game of chess? I'll let you beat me some more. :)

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:37 pm UTC
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I don't dare to leave the computer! Did you SEE what she just posted?! My life is over! Over, I tell you!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:25 pm UTC

Ronald, listen to your sister!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:29 pm UTC
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I'm older than her, dad!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:38 pm UTC

... GOOD POINT. Carry on, son, carry on!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 11:08 pm UTC

THAT ONE'S SLYTHERIN, DAD, SLYTHERIN!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-06 11:12 pm UTC

GOTCHA, SON. THUMBS DOWN INDEED.

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-06 11:42 pm UTC

Why, the two of you are so much alike. You've both got such lovely senses of humour.

Pansy

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-07 12:01 am UTC

Hear that a lot, I do!!!

Sorry, wife and son don't like me talking to you, must dash!!!

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-06 11:44 pm UTC

My thanks, Mr. Weasley, and may I say I can certainly see where Ron gets his good looks.

Pansy

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-07 10:23 pm UTC

Good heavens, pet, you'd better not! I think the wife might blacklist you!!

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-07 10:28 pm UTC

Oh, of course, sir. How ignorant of me. I shall not say such things publically again for your dear, sweet wife's sake.

Pansy

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-07 10:41 pm UTC

How polite of you, sweetheart! Tell me again, what was your name, and why doesn't Ronald talk about you? I really think he should!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-07 10:54 pm UTC

SLYTHERIN, DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S L Y T H E R I N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-07 11:01 pm UTC

WHAT, THIS IS THE SAME ONE? >:O

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-08 01:37 am UTC
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YES! PAY ATTENTION DAD, THERE'RE LOTS OF THEM HERE!!!

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missgranger @ 2003-04-06 11:22 pm UTC

Hello, Mrs. Weasley, it's lovely to see you again! I'm so glad you're here. I do think Ron and Ginny will benefit greatly from your presence. And, no, I'm not still fighting with Ron. We're not exactly speaking at the moment. I'm sorry.

Love,
Hermione

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-07 06:54 am UTC

Oh, bloody hell.


scotchtartan @ 2003-04-07 06:57 am UTC
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I believe your youngest brother doesn't need more encouragement from you, Mr Weasley.

Professor McGonagall.

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