| boot_boy in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-07 21:47:00 |
| Current mood: |  infuriated |
Draco Malfoy, Your Time Has Come
Comments:
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-07 07:14 pm UTC |
It'll be good for you, Thomas. You need to get your aggressions out.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-07 07:19 pm UTC Re: |
How about I get my aggressions out on your cosmetics collection instead?
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-07 07:21 pm UTC |
You know, if you're going to chicken out, Thomas, I can find another second. I wouldn't think any less of you. Actually, I would. Never mind.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-04-07 10:12 pm UTC |
How about we go back to one of those rooms we found on Saturday? I'm sure we can find a much more productive outlet for your aggressions. ^_~
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-07 10:31 pm UTC Re: |
well...I DID like that one with all the ottomans....
(parent) seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 11:55 am UTC |
Yes, they were upholstered in a very soft fabric, were they not?
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-08 06:22 am UTC |
Leave him alone, Boot...he's just not the violent type...
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 12:11 pm UTC |
Here's an idea, you bloody poseur: Spelling counts.
Don't you have anything better to do than to pull Dean into one idiotic stunt after another? Perhaps your time would be better served asking Mrs. Malfoy for make-up application tips (since you clearly need them) than challenging her son to a ridiculous duel over a girl that anyone with two eyes in their head would know he's not interested in stealing from you. That is, if she even was yours in the first place.
Not, of course, that Ms. Bulstrode isn't a perfectly lovely girl with a remarkable skill with Spellotape, not to mention a very fetching way with eyeliner.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-08 12:31 pm UTC |
Sorry, Fyniginn. Here's a thought: Dean decided to do this of his own free will. Maybe you might want to take it up with him? Or do you really think your boyfriend's so spineless that I can push him around?
Pardon me now, I'm off to polish my dueling gloves.
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-08 12:37 pm UTC |
yeah, I mean I wasn't pulled, really....more like gently nudged......
in a totally non-sexual, manly way
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 01:00 pm UTC |
Babe, I think that it is very brave and loyal for you to stand by him. I just don't trust him as far as I can throw him. I cannot fathom why you put up with him at all because he doesn't deserve you. He puts down our friends, he's nasty to me (though I can stand up for myself, thanks) and he's quite an idiot for a Ravenclaw.
Worst of all, he writes very. bad. poetry.
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 03:48 pm UTC |
Don't be surprised, love, if that task ultimately falls to you.
Though I know you are more than up to it.
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-08 03:50 pm UTC Re: |
I figure if all else fails, I can grab Sir Cadogan's portrait and run.
...
....though I'm not sure where that would get me....
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 12:44 pm UTC |
If you think for one second that I would take up anything with my boyfriend in your presence, you are sadly mistaken.
Dean has plenty of backbone, thanks. I think he's proving that right now. I also find that others take advantage of his good nature to serve their own nefarious ends.
Why do I think that you will be mysteriously ill on Saturday? Dean can hold his own but if that Malfoy creep is able to even singe one hair on his head I will kick your arse into next week, and believe me, I won't need a wand to do that.
 boot_boy @ 2003-04-08 01:45 pm UTC |
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY POETRY. IT IS JUST THAT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SOUL.
That's it, Finnigan. I'm not talking to you any more.
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 02:03 pm UTC |
I'm heartbroken. Well, at least you got my name right.
Oh, and I think you messed up your pronouns. It's the poetry (or perhaps the poet?) that has no soul, not I.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-08 02:49 pm UTC |
I think I'd be a better judge of your lack of a soul than you. Fortunately, you make up for it by having absolutely gigantic ears.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 03:47 pm UTC |
I thought you weren't talking to me anymore? Aren't you a man of your word.
I think I'd be a better judge of your lack of a soul than you.
I suppose so, since you clearly know from experience what it's like.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-08 01:49 pm UTC |
Shall I take this as an unofficial endorsement of my campaign, my rosebud?
Why, yes, I think I shall.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-08 03:54 am UTC |
Mister Boot:
I accept this duel, for you are not a gentleman and it shall be seen in light once and for all. A scoundrel may I be called, but this is of no comparison to you, scurvy cur that you are. You will find that this challenge was a mistake; oh yes, for the light-footed Millicent knows no fear when it comes to me. The lady knows that --
Right, sorry, Boot, but I can't call Millicent a light-footed lady with a straight face. I'll be there, and you'll be sorry. Oh, and I do hope you aren't planning to cheat, as my second is certainly well-equipped in spotting these things, young novice. My second shall be Sir Cadogan.
In agreement,
Draco Malfoy, Prefect, Slytherin House
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-08 06:21 am UTC |
Sir CADOGAN?! But he's a....!
...
I'm, ah...sure he will be a worthy adversary....
...
heh
 boot_boy @ 2003-04-08 01:41 pm UTC |
Your second is a painting? And here I thought nobody in this school had fewer friends than I did. (As this is, in fact, a point of pride with me. No one understands my genius.)
See you on Saturday, Malfoy. Bring the gunnysack, as Cadogan will be bringing you back to the dungeons in pieces.
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 02:19 pm UTC |
No one understands my genius.
*rolls on floor, wipes tears from eyes*
Thanks ever so, Boot. I haven't had that much of a laugh all week.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-08 02:52 pm UTC |
Oh, laugh it up, Boot. Perhaps you haven't met Cadogan. He's as worthy a second as Thomas, surely. At least Cadogan is actually animated.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-08 03:58 pm UTC |
you know...if I wasn't enthusiastic about this duel before...-_-
(parent)seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 04:32 pm UTC |
Dean, Boot, I take it all back--
KICK HIS LILY WHITE SLYTHERIN NANCY-ARSE.
That is, if he comes out from hiding underneath his Daddy's skirts long enough to fight either of you.
 seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 05:56 pm UTC |
Malfoy, I am more man than you'll ever be, and likely more man than you'll ever get.
Plus, my Da doesn't wear a bloody velvet bow in his hair.
What they start, I will finish, with my own two hands if need be.
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-08 09:05 pm UTC |
Have to go running to Daddy to fight your battles, did you, Malfoy?
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-04-08 08:17 pm UTC |
Perhaps your "Da" doesn't wear a ribbon because the length of it might remind him of his shortcomings.
Lucius Malfoy
