| boot_boy in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-09 22:17:00 |
An Announcement
Having spent the past day in preparation for the upcoming duel in which I will contest for the love of the fair lady Millicent with the scurvy rapscallion Draco Malfoy, I have emerged from my warrior-like meditations in order to call upon the loyalties of my fellow students. Now are the times that try men's souls. Only they don't really try them all that hard, because honestly, choosing between me and that two-faced rat bastard Malfoy shouldn't be hard for anyone with any more spine than a jellied squid.
Anyway. I present to you banners, by which you may show your support for me.
And for the ladies...
And now for the announcement part of my post: Dean Thomas and I have decided to have a War Council under the third floor stairs tomorrow night at eight. No scurvy Slytherins allowed. Finnigan has promised to provide refreshments and Chang will be sharing her makeup with everyone. All those who do not attend will be assumed to be slimy Malfoy-loving turncoats and will be dealt with accordingly. Anyone who can lend Thomas a can of paint-thinner, do let me know.
THIS MEANS YOU.
Aside to Millicent: It's all for you, baby.
Comments:
| seamus_f @ 2003-04-09 08:56 pm UTC |
What food to bring?
I am going to a duel, and I am bringing avocados.
| erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-09 09:03 pm UTC |
I'm going to a duel, and I'm taking defensive war strategies.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 09:11 pm UTC |
I'm going to a duel, and I'm bringing eggs to throw!!!
(Not actually going, lads, Ronald's throwing a few for me, all right if an old timer plays??)
| blushcrush @ 2003-04-09 09:28 pm UTC |
I'm going to a duel, and I'm bringing support plaques that Ron made me draw!
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-04-09 09:39 pm UTC |
Right, then, I'm going to the duel on Saturday, and I'm taking a Galleon's bet on Draco to win, a Half-pint of butterbeer to celebrate if he does, and an Icepack for his forehead in case something goes awry.
Continue on.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-09 09:50 pm UTC |
You are just bitter because you got confused about the order of letters in the alphabet. Pretty sad, really.
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-04-09 09:52 pm UTC |
For a young man who has yet to measure up in the counting department, if his Arithmancy grade this semester is any indication, I would not be so hasty to judge your elders, Mr. Boot.
(parent)| seekercho @ 2003-04-09 10:01 pm UTC |
I'm going to a duel and I am bringing AN AWFUL LOT OF MAKEUP.
But it's for the Cause, and so, that is all right.
- Cho
| purestblood @ 2003-04-09 09:52 pm UTC |
I'm going to a duel on Saturday and I'm bring Judith, Narcissa's makeup artist.
| arithmantra @ 2003-04-09 09:53 pm UTC |
Oh, smashing idea, Mr. Malfoy, since of course someone will have to watch Mr. Boot's eyeliner kit for him.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-04-09 09:56 pm UTC |
I do believe Mr. Boot is an animagus. He seems to wish to recreate his animagus form by applying copious amounts of eyeliner, thus acheiving that desired raccoon look.
(parent)| arithmantra @ 2003-04-09 10:36 pm UTC |
Well, come, now, Mr. Malfoy. Doubtless some must work harder than others to achieve the furry animal look--we can't all have natural mullets like you.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-04-09 10:42 pm UTC |
Ah, so that isn't a caterpiller resting on your brow? It's your eyebrows?
My mistake.
| arithmantra @ 2003-04-09 10:44 pm UTC |
Really, Mr. Malfoy, if I didn't know better I'd say you and your wife were so obsessed with unibrows you were attempting to form substitute relationships with your tweezers to avoid having to bond with each other. It's a wonder your son has turned out as well as he has.
(parent) seamus_f @ 2003-04-09 10:07 pm UTC Letter K, then? |
I am going to the duel and I am bringing a Kelpie.
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 10:29 pm UTC |
I'm (unfortunately NOT) going to the duel, (but if I was..) I'm bringing LEMONS TO THROW!!!!!!!
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-09 10:43 pm UTC |
I am going to the duel and I am bringing Millicent. Or at least the pure, virginal image of her I carry in my heart.
(parent)| pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-09 10:48 pm UTC |
I am going to the duel and I am bringing nice hairclips!!! ^_^
*.~.Lavender.^.Brown.*!*~
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-09 10:48 pm UTC |
I am going to the Duel and bringing Nothing - but the Pieces of my Broken heart. Oh, Terry. WHY.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-09 10:50 pm UTC |
I am going to the duel and I am bringing oh, I have to bring something?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-09 10:50 pm UTC |
I am going to the duel and I am bringing Pansy Parkinson.
And popcorn.
M. B.
| artistic_flower @ 2003-04-09 11:36 pm UTC |
I'm going to the duel and I'm bringing quills and quicksketch parchments. This is an event worthy of drawing.
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-04-09 11:46 pm UTC |
I'm (not) going to the duel, but I would bring REFRESHMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-10 07:00 am UTC |
We're going to the duel, and we're bringing surprises.
(parent) wehaveseven @ 2003-04-10 07:38 am UTC |
You're going to the duel? You'll be bringing TROUBLE :D
(parent)| legit_regit @ 2003-04-10 08:33 pm UTC |
I'm going to the duel and I'm bringing, ummm, an uncompromisable umbrella, you know, just in case.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-04-09 09:40 pm UTC |
Ginny! you were supposed to bring something starting with G! We will consider you to have brought YOURSELF, then.
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