potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-11 23:42:00

Current mood:enraged

I just felt it was my duty, as a Prefect, to alert everyone of the following litter I found stuffed in my shoe this morning.





It's nice to see that Boot has enterprised into making such flattering propaganda for his mission. Since you're all supporting Boot in the duel, I thought the public should be aware of Boot's latest banners. He clearly made these in a fit of wild egotism.

Now, I ask you, Hogwarts: is this the person you want to see win a duel?


Comments:


blushcrush @ 2003-04-11 11:08 pm UTC

What's a necrophiliac?


potterstinks @ 2003-04-11 11:11 pm UTC

You might try asking one of your brothers. I'm certain one of them knows all about it.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-11 11:12 pm UTC

NEVER MIND THAT PETAL COME TALK TO YOUR DAD AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT OKAY PRECIOUS

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 12:17 am UTC

What's a necrophiliac?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-12 12:40 am UTC

>:O ASK YOUR MOTHER

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 12:43 am UTC
Re:

Ask mum to come to the computer then!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-12 12:45 am UTC

Ask your Muggle accountant of an uncle!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 12:48 am UTC
Re:

We don't even know his name, mum! You don't know what it is, do you! Ginny is owling Percy now!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-12 12:51 am UTC

Of course I know his name! If you have to ask I won't tell you! AND HEAVENS TO BESY DON'T OWL PERCY ABOUT THAT. YOUR BROTHER IS VERY BUSY.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 12:52 am UTC
Re:

THEN TELL US!! Dad told us to ask you!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-12 12:55 am UTC

Your father can be very wrong, Ron. WASH UP AND GO TO BED. ARE YOU REMEMBERING TO WASH YOUR UNDER ARMS RON? NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED GETTING HAIR THERE YOU HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 01:11 am UTC
Re:

DAD!!!!!! TAKE THE COMPUTER FROM MUM!!!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-12 01:18 am UTC

DONE AND DONE, SON, AND NOT A MOMENT TOO BLOODY SOON THOUGH I'M THE ONE COPPING IT NOW, THANKS A LOT.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 01:19 am UTC
Re:

WELCOME DAD

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-12 02:01 am UTC

Percy is too busy with his bawds to owl me back!

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perfectprefect @ 2003-04-12 02:03 am UTC

That was simply unjustified.

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-12 02:18 am UTC

YOU THERE, WITH THE THUMB! WHAT IS A NECROPHILIAC??

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 02:22 am UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHA

YEAH, WHAT IS A NECROPHILIAC??!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-12 03:46 am UTC

It's someone who likes kissing other people's necks.

-F

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-12 03:52 am UTC
Re:

Oh... They couldn't have just bloody told us that?! Cheers Fred!

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-12 11:25 am UTC

What's so bad about that? Thanks Fred! :)

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-12 12:18 am UTC

But bunnies... T_T T_T T_T

Sad,
:( :( :( Lavender :( Brown :( :( :(


potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 12:20 am UTC

Boot is so ruthless, isn't he?

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-12 12:27 am UTC

:O You like bunnies too??? ^_^!

Happy,
:) :) :) Lavender :) Brown :) :) :)

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 12:28 am UTC

Oh, of course. It's a shame you decided to support the duelist who kills them.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-12 12:38 am UTC



^_^

You like?? ^_~

~.*.~Lavender.Brown~.*.~

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 12:42 am UTC

Words cannot say how much.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-12 12:26 am UTC

You could have at least changed the fonts.

M. B.


potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 12:42 am UTC

Oh, go stuff yourself.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-12 12:47 am UTC
Re:

There was no need to get angry just because I foiled your half-assed plans at deceit.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 12:49 am UTC

Well, if I'd have put a little effort in if I actually cared.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-12 12:53 am UTC
Re:

You can die happy now that you have an animated banner made for you.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 12:59 am UTC

You know, you could at least show a little gratitude knowing that I, a Malfoy, am willing to fight to the death for your honour. Pig.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-12 01:11 am UTC
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You are just bored.

I am onto you, Draco Malfoy.

Hamster.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 02:04 am UTC

Well, obviously.

Krepfoot.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-12 02:20 am UTC
Re:

How are your toes.

M. B.

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-12 03:16 pm UTC

Yeah, Malfoy, yeah it is, just as long as I don't get to you first. Your day is nigh.