| boot_boy in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-13 00:01:00 |
| Current mood: | indescribable |
Fell asleep under sofa in common room. Woke up after hideous dream about Ernie McMillan and a parakeet. Can't help feeling there's somewhere I was supposed to be...
WAIT A MINUTE. DEAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP, YOU RAT BASTARD????? SOME SECOND YOU ARE. NOW I'VE MISSED THE DUEL! DOUBTLESS MALFOY HAS TRIUMPHED IN MY ABSENCE! HUMILIATION! RUINATION! DESPAIR!
I don't suppose anyone wants to tell me what happened?
Comments:
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 09:09 pm UTC |
OK, first...we won...sort of....
and second...
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TIT!
HOW CAN I WAKE YOU UP?!
I AM NOT IN YOUR HOUSE.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:10 pm UTC |
You could have FOUND A WAY.
Wait a minute, we won? How's that again?
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 09:12 pm UTC |
Malfoy also did not show up. It was me against Sir Cadogan. There was paint thinner involved.
...
anyway, even if Malfoy HAD shown up, we would have won ANYWAY because I would have killed HIM instead of YOU.
As it is, you are so so dead.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:26 pm UTC |
You can include your own picture on them as well as it appears you did play some small part in our triumph.
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:29 pm UTC |
Although the picture of me should be larger as I think we can agree that I am the prettier of the two of us. No hard feelings but you do know it's true. Malfoy must be absolutely snockered. I haven't been in this good a mood since my epic haiku "Darkness Consumes Me" won the Best New Poem award in the Gothic division at Ottery St. Catchpole's yearly Civic Awards.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 09:31 pm UTC |
YOU SEEM TO HAVE MISSED THE PART ABOUT HOW I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:32 pm UTC |
Oh come along then, Thomas! Think of the look on Malfoy's face! HE LOST. WE WON. Stop being such a wanker about it and I'll buy you a drink next time we're in Hogsmeade.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 09:43 pm UTC |
Maybe if you'd actually bothered to find a reliable source to wake you up so you could actually arrive at the duel, you would have won Millicent. As it is you won by default, because Thomas is too pathetic to actually duel and had to turn a painting around in order to win. I'm sure Millicent will be quite unimpressed with your technical win. If you actually want to win Millicent, we can duel right now, as you did say the duel didn't start until you got out of bed. Come to the trophy room and we can go. Unless, of course, you're too scared to prove you can actually win.
(parent) boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:46 pm UTC Bring it, Malfoy. |
Who cares if I won by default?
I still won.
See you in the trophy room in five minutes. Your hideous, bloody death awaits you. Make your peace with destiny and pray to your impotent gods. And -- oh, all right, I'm bloody going already.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 09:49 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
It is only your own death that you will find at the end of my wand. The darkness shall over
IF THOMAS IS THROWING CHAIRS AT ME BEFORE WE EVEN LEAVE THE COMPUTER LAB AND GET TO THE TROPHY ROOM, I HARDLY FEEL THIS IS FAIR.
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 09:50 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
I DID NOT THROW THEM. I HIT YOU WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT THROWING.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 09:52 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
It figures that you would have to use furniture instead of your wand. Boot's end is nigh and yours shall follow tirumphagt
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 09:52 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
THROW ONE MORE MOUSE AT ME AND DIE.
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:51 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
An eternity of pain awaits you, Malfoy. Damnation without relief. You will pray for my mercy before your screams have -- Dean would you KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF? If you muss his hair up he'll just cry and then there won't be a duel.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 09:54 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
Your petty threats are of no consequence to me. For I know that my victory will be bountiful. Oh yes, it is a fine day for dulgn
THOMAS IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MY FOOT I AM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR TONSILS.
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 09:57 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CHAIRS IN THIS FUCKING LAB
TABLE WILL DO NICELY
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 09:58 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
Your spluttering protestations fail to mask your craven fear of my superior power. Millicent shall be mine, and your headless corpse shall hang from the highskjdsasd
DEAN! CUT IT THE HELL OUT. WHO THROWS A TABLE? HONESTLY.
| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 10:00 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
DO NOT GET IN THE WAY OF MY VENGENCE.
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 10:03 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
GET OFF HIM, YOU BLOODY TIT-HEAD. THIS IS MY DUEL. MY DUerlojfwerewff ow ow ow! There is absolutely no need to jam a print cartridge up my nose, you Philistine. Get OFF MALFOY, HE IS MINE.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 10:06 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
HE STOPPED BEING YOURS WHEN YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE DUEL
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 10:04 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
The lady Bulstrode has made her choices and the choice is this: Thomas, yOU WILL DIE. I am going to take this keyboard and shve it upr your
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 10:07 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
NOT BEFORE I USE IT TO BASH IN YOUR BLOODY HEAD
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 10:00 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
Did you actually just try to throw a table at me? You will receive your comeuppance just as soon as I finish with what kind of barbarian throws chalk? STOP THROWING CHALK. I AM GOING TO GET SOME IN MY EYE AND I'LL BE BLINDED.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 10:03 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
chalk not big enough. table too heavy. chairs all broken.
...
cast iron curtain rod will do nicely.
VENGENCE WILL BE MINE
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 10:06 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
YOU'RE RIPPING THE WALLS APART. GET OFF OF ME, YOU DISGUSTING UNICORN BILE.
(parent)| deanthomas @ 2003-04-12 10:11 pm UTC Re: Bring it, Malfoy. |
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(parent)| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 10:13 pm UTC *staggering* |
I MEAN IT, DEAN! I HAVE HEFTED THE COPY MACHINE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
ow ow ow going to give myself a bloody hernia
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 10:15 pm UTC Re: *staggering* |
STOP GROPING AT ME MALFOY THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANYWAY GETTOF
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 10:16 pm UTC Re: *staggering* |
Shut up, you moron! If you didn't keep running back to the computer to reply
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 10:18 pm UTC Re: *staggering* |
QUIT JOSTLING MY ARM YOU HELMET-HEADED FUCKWIT
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-04-12 10:23 pm UTC Re: *appalled* |
You were the one who picked up the copy machine in the first place!
You know, I think I have somewhere to be right now.
| boot_boy @ 2003-04-12 10:26 pm UTC Re: *appalled* |
You MADE me knock it over. If you hadn't hit me in the arm --
You know, I think I've got somewhere to be as well. Promised Cho I'd return her eyeliner -- Get out of the way of the door, Malfoy!
