wehaveseven in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-19 18:21:00

Current mood:charlie
Current music:some horrible wizardband coming out of ginnys room MAKE IT STOP

ron said to post something here so everyone knows he has at least one cool brother. how do you like that fredgeorgepercy?

our dear william is the only weasley missing. he owled mum yesterday to tell her he couldn"t get away. some dodgy business with a tomb and i think he might have gone and got himself cursed again. one year right after he first went off to egypt he tried to crack a pyramid and got turned into a dirty great beetle. his girlfriend at the time sent us photos of this huge bug in a pith helmet. i wonder what wee willy weasley has been turned into now= probably a dromaderary or wossname can't spell it bloody hell HELP

okay hermione says CAMEL will do. yes. bill the camel! watch out he spits.

anyway hello, my name is charlie and i am ron's other brother (no not that one or that one and definitely not that one i am THIS one). i have taken dads computer prisoner so i can post here and say hello. remus told me about this journal project of dumbledores last year and i have to say i am jealous. it looks like great fun. i wish i could play too but what would i post about? "TODAY i stepped in dragon dung. tomorrow i get to take the temperature of a sick ridgeback and no you do NOT want to know how you do that so don't even ask." yes i can see how that would be loads of fun for all so no journaling for me (unless i'm home visiting in which case hahaha you all must SUFFER).

i love being home. mum's cooked england. dad's stapling people to furniture. ginny's got herself a girlfriend and is turning sixteen and i can't believe how grown up she is! hermione is here as well as percythegit and the house is just bursting at the seams with people. i love it. loads better than my little shack in romania with dragon crap all over.

talked to ron today while degnoming the garden though he pretty much spent the whole time throwing gnomes at me. hes really quiet which is odd for him and i tried to talk to him because mum asked me to and i am worried about the little arsehead. i hope maybe it helped because he looks real lonely all the time anymore and i dont like it.

so right i guess that is it. im not too exciting so dont look for any more posts but i"ll be around till tuesday. Oh and hey REMUS! mum says monday is fine if you feel up to it, we would love to have you over.

HAPPY EASTER FROM THE BURROW

Comments:

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 06:36 pm UTC

I ASKED YOU TO TALK TO YOUR BROTHER, NOT CALL HIM NAMES WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE YOU SETTING FOR HIM???? DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE ON MY JOURNAL CHARLIE WEASLEY OR I'LL TEND TO THOSE SCORTCHMARKS MYSELF, PRIVATE PLACES OR NO!

No love,
Mum

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 08:42 pm UTC


ah mum!. i did talk to ron you can ask him. and i only call him names because i love him and he knows that. its a manly thing you know not that you would your not a man your a lovely woman mum and a BRILLIANT COOK.

i don't know if it helped though me talking to ron but i hope so.

sorry for the language mum i will be good from now one dragonscouts honour!

~charlie

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:13 pm UTC

YOU THREATENED TO DUMP HIM IN THE TOILET, CHARLIE, AND THEN YOU THREATENED POOR PERCY!

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perfectprefect @ 2003-04-19 11:14 pm UTC

Mother! You promised you wouldn't say anything!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:19 pm UTC


oh your dead now toilet brush head.

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perfectprefect @ 2003-04-19 11:20 pm UTC

Now Charles, I hardly feel I did anything to call for such violent behaviour.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:21 pm UTC


i dont need a reason really just the toilet and your head.

come here.

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perfectprefect @ 2003-04-19 11:23 pm UTC

I do not feel that this would be the best course of action at this point in time.

Mother!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:29 pm UTC


oh no you dont leaky bottom get BACK here
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i know where you sleep!

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perfectprefect @ 2003-04-19 11:32 pm UTC

Of course you know where I sleep, Charles; we are staying in the same house.

Mother, Charles is trying to stuff his finger in my ear.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:43 pm UTC


it would go better if you stopped moving so much HOLD STILL

and stop screeching you ruddy girl

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perfectprefect @ 2003-04-19 11:49 pm UTC

Charles, please cease trying to sit on my head.

MOTHER!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:22 pm UTC


mum what else am i supposed to do when ron acts like dad? deny him scones?

he threw gnomes at me. they bite

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:03 pm UTC

CHARLIE JUST HAND THE COMPUTER BACK OVER AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:12 pm UTC


hahaha just try and take it old man go play with your plugs!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:14 pm UTC

I HAVE A BOSTICH STAPLER MODEL 117 HERE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT NOW GET OUT OF MY CHAIRJHGSKFJHGRI >:O

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:15 pm UTC


you DID NOT just staple my trouswerlegs togfether GET OFF OF ME GJ TAKE THAT

RON HELP

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:18 pm UTC

I WOULD STAPLE YOUR BRAIN IF YOU HAD ONE >:O MUST COME FROM YOUR MOTHER'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY NOW GEROFF >:O >:O

HEY!!!!!!!!!1 THOSE ARE MY BEST STAPLES THEY ARE INDIGESTIBLE YOU BULLSPINKLE AND THAT IS MY SHOE YOU ARE - what on earth are you doing to my shoe?????/ MOLLYYYYYYYYY

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:22 pm UTC

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARTHUR? YOU'RE ENCOURAGING OUR CHILDREN TO STAPLE EACH OTHER, SOME EXAMPLE YOU'RE SETTING! STAPLES ALL OVER YOUR CLOTHES, TELLING THEM THEY HAVE NO BRAINS AND USING THOSE ANGRY FACES YOU GET YOUR OWN SHOE OFF OF THE CEILING!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:24 pm UTC

HE STARTED IT

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:33 pm UTC


did not

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:37 pm UTC
>:O

DID TOO

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:41 pm UTC
Re: >:O


did not

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:44 pm UTC
>:O>:O>:O

TOO

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:45 pm UTC
Re: >:O>:O>:O

I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT BUT IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GET A STAPLE REMOVER AND GET THAT SHOE OFF MY CEILING WOE BETIDE THE BOTH OF YOU TRYING TO FIT IN THAT SHED!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:50 pm UTC
>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O

... APPARENTLY THAT BRAND OF STAPLE ISN'T AS STRONG AS I HAD PREVIOUSLY PREDICTED.

Hope that doesn't leave a lump, sweetheart.

... THAT WAS CHARLIE WHO PUT IT THERE BTW

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:51 pm UTC
Re: >:O>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O

WOE BETIDE YOU, ARTHUR, WOE BETIDE YOU!!!!!!!!

WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU YOU'LL NEVAER;A\\

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:54 pm UTC
Re: >:O>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O>:O


did not

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:01 pm UTC
(>:O)

(TOO)

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:04 pm UTC
Re: (>:O)


NO

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:05 pm UTC
(>:O!!!!!!!!!!!1)

(YES DAMNIT)

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:13 pm UTC
Re: (>:O!!!!!!!!!!!1)


LANGUAGE MR WEASLEY

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:18 pm UTC
(>:O>:O>:O!!!!!!!!!!!1)

(I'LL GIVE YOU LANGUAGE YOU LITTLE ARSE)

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:20 pm UTC
Re: (>:O>:O>:O!!!!!!!!!!!1)

ARTHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:28 pm UTC
:D

Just a spot of fun, love!

... GONE CHESSING, BBL

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:47 pm UTC
Re: >:O>:O>:O


nope

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:49 pm UTC
Re: >:O>:O>:O

YOU HAVE KNOCKED OVER YOUR LAST BOWL OF POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:52 pm UTC
:O

WATCH THE SCONES :O :O :O

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:53 pm UTC
Re: :O

OH GO SIT ON A SCONE

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:59 pm UTC
Re: :O

COOK ANY MORE BURNT ONES AND I JUST MIGHT

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:03 pm UTC
Re: :O

MY HOW I ENJOY SLEEPING IN A BED ALL BY MYSELF! NO ONE HOGGING THE PILLOWS OR DROOLING ON MY SOHULDER!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:09 pm UTC
:O!!!!!!

NOW THAT'S JU- just not fair, petal :( i'll have nightmares.

HANG ON

I DO NOT DROOL >:O

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:22 pm UTC


WHATARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY OW gettogf me give me those GIVE ME THAT SHOE i'll show you BY WAY OF THE NINJA I WILL MAKE YOU GET OFFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

DONT MAKE ME GETDRAGONSlk.w2;'33'

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:26 pm UTC

BY WAY OF THE PLUG YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!1 B:LOSDJDY HELL THAT WAS MY KNUCKLSEVUVHRE!!!!! >:O >:O I:>:OJIL>:O 'LL GIVE YOU DRAGON, DONKEY ><:O

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:40 pm UTC


dad get OFF you have bloody sharp elbows oiriweskfn THAT WAS MY FACE eoiwe okay thats it am TURNING yoU INTO XDaskgakfhgjs OW OW OW FGETd

MUM DAD JUST BIT ME

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:46 pm UTC

CHARLIE WEASLEY DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP IN THE SHED YES OR NO

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:53 pm UTC



oi what did i do!

fine yes let me go sleep in the shed better yet I will go up on the roof where DAD CAN'T GET ME WITH THE STAPLER

crazy man you married mum

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:56 pm UTC

YOU STAPLED A SHOE TO THE CEILING, CHARLES. NOW THERE ARE TWO LITTLE TINY HOLES IN MY CEILING. IT'S ALREADY CRUMBLING A BIT IN THE CORNER THERE, DO YOU NEED TO ADD TINY LITTLE HOLES/

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:57 pm UTC


just do a bit of reparo on it mum or MAKE DAD FIX it he came at me with the stapler!!!

child abuse this is.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:05 pm UTC

THAT'S NOT THE POINT CHARLIE AND YOU KNOW IT! DID YOU JUST THROW A MUFFIN AT YOUR FATHER?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:10 pm UTC

BLUEBERRY AND RADISH MY FAVOURITE :D

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:28 pm UTC


that wasnt me! he did accio!! framed! i was framed

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:46 pm UTC

NO DENTURES ALL NATURAL :D

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:52 pm UTC


horrible breath

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:54 pm UTC

STINKY FEET >:O

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 10:55 pm UTC


inherited!

bald!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:06 pm UTC

ADOPTED!!!!!!!1

STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:16 pm UTC


HAHA sorry arthur i am very much the fruit of your freckled loins.

hey want to play wizard chess on the roof till mum calms down?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:20 pm UTC

Chess sounds great, son!!!!1

And it's dad, not Arthur :/

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:24 pm UTC


yes dad. chess now!

bring scones.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-19 11:29 pm UTC

SCONES SECURED

LAST ONE TO ROOF IS A BURNT MUFFIN

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-20 10:36 am UTC

I'm really not related to any of you!