| petitemillicent in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-02 05:40:00 |
Gryffindors.
I will post this on the community journal and in my journal because it is very funny.
I was on my way to drop Boot his dress when I saw Potter running towards me.
Turned out he was being chased by a vicious owl the size of a potato.
As I was feeling rather generous at that moment, I decided to save his life.
I knocked the owl out of mid-air.
It scattered tiny pieces of paper everywhere.
I asked Potter if he has owls attacking him with confetti on a regular basis.
He gave me an intense look of constipation and walked away.
Not even a word of gratitude.
I deeply regret my random act of bravery.
Gryffindors must not have much going for them to enjoy it so much.
However, it does explain why they do the things they do:
Well, Potter, if you must know.
Draco brushes his teeth three times a day.
He makes us check that his teeth are clean after every meal.
He gives us a wide pseudo-grin that is very alarming.
The flannel pyjamas is true.
He cannot sleep if his feet are not under the duvet.
This is very useful knowledge.
He does not own a shaver.
He does not appear to grow body hair either.
I feel this is entirely unfair.
He has never won a single game of Grottle.
Check your email.
Oh and.
Boxers.
M. B.
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-01 03:32 pm UTC |
What the- WHAT THE BLEEDING SOD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU SODDING THIEF!!!
OUTSIDE! NOW!!!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-01 03:40 pm UTC |
SO BLOODY WHAT?! AREN'T YOU WATERPROOF?! YOUR DEAR MALFOY IS RAINING ALL AROUND THE PLACE SHOULD YOU BE USED TO IT BY NOW"?!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PIG?!?!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-01 03:44 pm UTC |
MY OWL!!!
YOU KNOW? THE ONE YOU KNOCKED OUT?!?!?!
IF YOU KILLED PIG I WILL HEX YOU INTO A POST BOX
| scotchtartan @ 2003-05-01 05:16 pm UTC |
Miss Bulstrode,
Kindly return the relevant confetti to the library within the next seven minutes.
Madam Pince is not amused.
M. B.
| boot_boy @ 2003-05-01 06:21 pm UTC |
Boxers? I would have thought briefs.
The dress is lovely, my darling. Although I might have preferred something without quite so wide a hoop skirt.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-05-01 07:10 pm UTC Re: |
You did not just mistake me for a Weasley.
M. B.