| jadedsirius in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-02 12:18:00 |
| Current music: | The Kinks - Lola |
SNAPE
I wish to inform you that your little prank has not, as you assured me, worn off.
Remus is, indeed, still physically female.
I expect an immediate explanation of your incompetency.
~Sirius
Comments:
| potions_master @ 2003-05-02 12:54 pm UTC |
I am not incompetent. Obviously, I am quite capable; the potion is more powerful than anticipated. Give it more time.
And stay out of my dungeons, or I will hex any part of you that comes near me.
| lupercus @ 2003-05-02 12:55 pm UTC |
This isn't funny, Severus. Why haven't I changed back, yet? You said twenty-four hours. It has been more than twenty-four hours, and I still have breasts. Why?
Think carefully.
| potions_master @ 2003-05-02 12:57 pm UTC |
More than likely, Lupin, you ingested too much of the potion, or ingested it too quickly. Perhaps exercise a little moderation, next time?
I am not afraid of you. Unless you plan to hit me over the head with your... endowments. In which case I am utterly vexed and may soil myself in my abject terror.
Go away, now. I am busy.
| lupercus @ 2003-05-02 01:00 pm UTC |
I'm not the one you should be afraid of, Severus.
If I'm not changed back by tomorrow, we shall be having words. With the Headmaster.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-05-02 01:04 pm UTC |
It will be all right, I promise, Remus. You will regain your usual form or Snape will soon be missing vital parts of his anatomy. Permanently.
(parent)| jadedsirius @ 2003-05-02 01:00 pm UTC |
Ah, so you admit you made a mistake, do you? Do you often miscalculate the effects of your potions? Not much of a Potions master, are you?
I will go where I see fit. Try to keep me out. I will be making sure you are spending every available moment working on a solution to this problem.
May I remind you the wedding is coming up?
I am not amused.
| potions_master @ 2003-05-02 01:07 pm UTC |
I do not make mistakes, Black. This is not a mistake. This is a development. A minor oversight. But not a mistake.
I am well aware, also, of your impending nuptials, and I assure you that your hairy heartthrob will be back to abnormal by then. I do not see this potion lasting more than forty-eight hours, as it was not intended to.
And I have more enchantments on this dungeon than there are on the whole of Hogwarts, and I doubt the likes of you could breach them.
Leave me be.
| lupercus @ 2003-05-02 01:12 pm UTC |
Could it be that the mighty Potions Master has actually botched his first potion?
How lucky for me to be on the recieving end of such a momentous occasion.
You'll pardon me if I don't throw you a bloody parade, Severus.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-05-02 01:13 pm UTC |
Will it be a mistake if it hasn't worn off after 48 hours? How about 72? You will let me know when it becomes a mistake, won't you?
As for your pathetic enchantments, I've got through them before and I will again. I am not the DADA instructor because I look good in professorial robes. Though I do.
In case I wasn't clear, this is a threat.
| potions_master @ 2003-05-02 01:17 pm UTC |
Oh, dry up, you mangy hellhound. Lupin will be fine tomorrow, or I will personally invite you to my office to hex me all you like.
I do not make mistakes.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-05-02 01:19 pm UTC |
I'll pencil you in then.
Enjoy the time with your remaining limbs.