potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-09 23:26:00

Current mood:enraged

I'd just like to announce, for the record, that it's certainly not my fault that classroom was ploughed down.


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la_pensee @ 2003-05-08 11:33 pm UTC

Draco, love, of course it's not your fault. It's nobody's fault. You shouldn't be on the computer, you know how it makes you angry.


potterstinks @ 2003-05-08 11:52 pm UTC

Yes, well, I've already been on it once, and I'll not have the miscreants around here speaking on my behalf any longer. Present company excluded, of course.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 12:06 am UTC
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It's good to have you back, darling.

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 12:07 am UTC

This place has gone to the dogs without me around.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 12:14 am UTC
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Of course it has! At least now that you're back, everyone will have something to look forward to on this community. Dreadfully dull lives some of them have, don't you think, sweetie?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 12:40 am UTC

Well, I thought I'd made it rather clear that I did think so. Incidentally, you left several long brown hairs on my pillow.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 12:44 am UTC
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And you left several of your blond hairs on mine. Something for us to hold on to till we meet again tonight, dear.

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 12:48 am UTC

What are you talking about? My hairs are all on my head, as they haven't been on your pillow. I was in detention, which sadly did not take place with your linens.

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 12:49 am UTC

Did we agree to meet? I suspect your head injury is more serious than Pomfrey thought, darling.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 12:56 am UTC
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Well it is still rather sore...

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:04 am UTC

I suppose I can retrieve some ice for you.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:06 am UTC
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That would be more than lovely, darling.

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 12:49 am UTC

My pillow smells of perfume and I've a feeling I'm allergic to it.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 12:53 am UTC
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Oh it was a present from your Mother! Perhaps I can owl her to send me something more to your liking?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 12:55 am UTC

Pansy, do you know anything about this miniature pie in my sock drawer?

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 12:57 am UTC
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Do you like it?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:03 am UTC

There's fruit on my sock.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:07 am UTC
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I can make fruitless ones, too! What would you like, sweetest?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:09 am UTC

I desperately wish for your monthly to end so the bake-fest will cease.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:13 am UTC
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Well you don't have to be rude about it, my "bake-fest" is beneficial to both of us. I get distracted from my cramps and you get pastries to eat, isn't it the perfect arrangement?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:19 am UTC

I wasn't being rude, darling. I was, of course, thinking of your pain and hoping it would end. Is there any chance we could stop talking about menstruation now?

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:27 am UTC

I want it to end, too, all the mood swings and muscle contractions are keeping me up at night. I'm glad you're so understanding about this though, love.

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:30 am UTC

The shade of green entering my cheeks is the colour of compassion.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:38 am UTC

Oh dear, are you losing blood as well? It can't be as bad as mine, all the clotted blood and-- oh, I am craving for some chocolate brownies, would you like some?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:42 am UTC

No thank you. I'm afraid I have to go paste my eyelids shut.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:47 am UTC

Oh don't be silly, darling! It's not that much blood really, it just seem that way because it lasts for days but I heard it is really only about a 5 teaspoons of blood. Not even as much as the helping of pudding we had at lunch today! Oh some chocolate pudding would be nice right now, I'll bring some over for you, dear.

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:51 am UTC

Evidently I'll also be busy shaving the taste buds off of my tongue.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 01:56 am UTC

Is something bothering you, love?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 01:58 am UTC

You are the antichrist.

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 02:01 am UTC

You love that, don't you dear?

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potterstinks @ 2003-05-09 02:05 am UTC

Well, I'd have liked to know about you being the antichrist earlier. Think of all the time that's been lost now. Where do you hide the triple sixes?

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la_pensee @ 2003-05-09 03:19 am UTC

Why don't you come find out for yourself, darling?

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