petitemillicent in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-31 19:18:00 |
Comments:
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 08:41 pm UTC Re: |
I thought that was rather tragic myself.
You have to admit my life is rather hard.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 08:43 pm UTC |
Oh, right. Someone had better give you an Order of Merlin for living with that C. How is your life hard? Too much sleep, then?
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 08:47 pm UTC Re: |
Perhaps I should invest in a scar across my face in that case.
I have slept well without you around to drag me into wall cracks.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 08:50 pm UTC |
What, are you planning to have your chin lifted?
I hardly dragged you into any wall cracks. First of all, there's a door, so I don't see why you're going on about being inside the wall. Secondly, who dragged who? Don't let's quabble facts.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 08:57 pm UTC Re: |
Why, perhaps we can get a 2 for 1 deal with your receeding hairline treatment.
It is hardly a door.
I have seen doors.
That was not a door.
I did not see you complaining.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:02 pm UTC |
My hair is hardly receding. In fact, I've got such thick hair I have to give it away to charity.
It has a handle.
It's not my fault you can't fit through it.
I believe Potter is terrified of you. Of course, this may have something to do with the fact that you're five times his size.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:09 pm UTC Re: |
It is a hole with a handle.
I hardly see how that is an improvement.
And.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Potter is terrified of owls the size of well, you.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:11 pm UTC |
I think I'll stay here in Cannes at My Estate. Is that an improvement for you?
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:18 pm UTC Re: |
Let me go ask Potter and get back to you on that.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:19 pm UTC |
I'd no idea you were unable to form opinions without Potter, Millicent.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:21 pm UTC Re: |
Clearly you did not get the owl where I said Potter and I are now the best of friends.
Weasley knew he could not compete for my affections for TBWL.
Thus, he fled.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:24 pm UTC |
Evidently he's taken up a life of Hungarian Mermish without TBWL. Since you and TBWL are so close and all now, perhaps I should bequeath my hideout to you.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:28 pm UTC Re: |
I do not believe he is ready to take our relationship to that level yet.
Our recent, yet touching, heart-to-heart talk has caused him to resort to sprinting whenever I am near.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:31 pm UTC |
TBWL is such a cruel fellow. I suppose it's 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am' for you and TBWL. How inconsiderate.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:33 pm UTC |
Do you mind? This is a private conversation.
Honestly.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:34 pm UTC Re: |
It hurts so much I do not believe I will ever recover.
I suppose I will just have to go back to pining for a piece of TWBL from afar.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:39 pm UTC |
I suppose TBWL learnt nothing from recent events. Perhaps you should have got TBWL cake as well. I could tell TBWL was envious of the cake.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:43 pm UTC Re: |
Perhaps it is time for another talk.
I did.
I even wrote FOR MY DEAREST TBWL on it with red and yellow icing.
My love for TBWL runs deep.
You, however, decided to reverse my spell and escaped with my love.
How rude.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:49 pm UTC |
Well, it was quite a predictable charm. I suspect TBWL would have figured it out eventually. TBWL, as we all know, is not a force to be reckoned with. TBWL may have turned down your cake and started giving you the silent treatment as well. That fickle TBWL. When will he ever learn?
(parent)pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-31 09:55 pm UTC |
:O :O :O You both are mean thieves!!!!!!! I came up with TBWL!!!!!!! >:0!! T_T
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 09:58 pm UTC Re: |
I may love TBWL from the bottom of my socks, however, you have overestimated TBWL.
This is the TBWL who did not think to put up a fight when I hauled him out of TBWL's headquarters.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:02 pm UTC |
Perhaps he thought you were giving him the TBWL signal. Citizens could have been in danger. And to think, he didn't get to change into his TBWL suit. Besides that, I was hungry. I couldn't wait around all day for TBWL to undo it with his TBWL wand. I remain certain, however, that TBWL will soon be after you with a fiery TBWL vengeance.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:11 pm UTC Re: |
I do hope his TBWL suit is of complementary colours.
If you wanted a TBNDM cake for yourself, all you had to do was ask.
I await the fiery TBWL vengeance with bated breath.
In fact, I await the day TBWL stops looking at me as if I have randomly sprouted fangs whenever I greet him.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:18 pm UTC |
I don't feel TBNDM is a suitable moniker for me. I'd prefer TBWUTBPBEDHWFTIFTROTPSNHSHFTHAWP. Otherwise, I was quite satisfied with my cake.
I suspect his TBWL suit is merely his TBWL Hogwarts robes with a TBWL bath towel addendum. Still, I'm sure TBWL was rather disappointed. Perhaps that's why TBWL is avoiding you now.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:23 pm UTC Re: |
I do not like long cakes.
You will just have to deal with TBNDM.
TBWL just asked me out on a date.
Can you feel it?
My heart, it is pitter-pattering.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:27 pm UTC |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha haha ha ha ha ha hahaha.
I think that might be a heart murmur.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:31 pm UTC Re: |
Are you mocking the biggest love story since Granger and Weasley?
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:48 pm UTC |
I take these sorts of things very seriously, Millicent. You wound me.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:51 pm UTC Re: |
I am starting to rethink this love.
M. TBWL. just does not have the same ring as M. B.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 09:55 pm UTC |
Doesn't anyone bother to teach the Hufflepuffs manners?
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:14 pm UTC Re: |
Hufflepuffs need to look into birth control.
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:13 pm UTC |
I didn't know you were bringing cake, or I would have stayed.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:17 pm UTC |
I don't know if I really feel that way about you. But cake sounds good.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:20 pm UTC |
She locked me in a hole and starved me. I kind of think she owes me, you know?
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:24 pm UTC Re: |
A hole.
Listen up, Draco.
TBWL agrees with me.
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:46 pm UTC |
Well, except for where she punched a hole in the hole.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:05 pm UTC Re: |
You could have told me you were this easy.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 11:18 pm UTC |
The last time we got you a pet, you forgot to feed it. I doubt this one will fit down the toilet.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:21 pm UTC Re: |
He can sleep with Pins.
There is more than enough room for him in the basket.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:24 pm UTC |
Oh, Potter, there's hardly any need to say 'starved.' Besides, I see you've asked Millicent on a date. It's always nice to see that you don't hold a grudge.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:27 pm UTC |
I agreed to the cake, not to Millicent. And there was no food.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:29 pm UTC |
Actually, I had a tin of toffee, but you didn't ask.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:37 pm UTC |
Well, pardon me. I had just eaten quite a lot of cake. I was hardly thinking of my toffees.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:47 pm UTC |
I rather feel it reflects the guest, who, if I recall, was rather testy.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:50 pm UTC Re: |
Monosyllabic, I feel, is more accurate a description for him.
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:53 pm UTC |
Well if you hadn't crushed my windpipe maybe I would have talked more.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:59 pm UTC |
Potter's conversational skills improve here and there.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:01 pm UTC Re: |
I am glad.
Considering there is currently no room for deprovement,
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:21 pm UTC |
Um, now, I guess, but if you could send someone else up with it?
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:25 pm UTC Re: |
Crabbe is busy.
It is just you and me versus the world, TBWL.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:33 pm UTC Re: |
In that case, I will just come up for a chat.
Perhaps we can play Exploding Snaps and look at your baby photographs.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:37 pm UTC Re: |
With?
Tell me about your day, The Boy Who Lived.
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-05-31 10:55 pm UTC |
Me, too. I think I'm the only one in Gryffindor who likes eggs.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:00 pm UTC Re: |
How very representative of you.
How do you feel about ham?
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-05-31 11:04 pm UTC |
You didn't tell me in your email! Didn't you think I would want to know?
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:10 pm UTC Re: |
I am ever so glad you agree that my life is so hard.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:14 pm UTC Re: |
I lay awake at night wondering the same about you.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 11:17 pm UTC |
Has everyone forgotten whose life is the hardest here? TBNDM?
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-05-31 11:19 pm UTC |
I don't know. She lays awake thinking about me. I think she wins.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:46 pm UTC Re: |
You cannot really make someone more pointless than he already is.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 11:57 pm UTC |
Ha ha ha ha. Fair enough. Though I could always round off the tip of his wand. Get it? Pointless? I slay me.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-05-31 11:30 pm UTC |
I think you're just going to have to challenge her to a duel.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 11:33 pm UTC |
You know, TBWL, I'm starting to think you're not being sympathetic.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:20 pm UTC Re: |
I would ask why your life is the hardest but then I will have to pretend to listen to your answer.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:18 pm UTC Re: |
I think I will keep you.
Draco has no say in this.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:23 pm UTC Re: |
Yes, of course I will use the same charm.
Perhaps I have not properly introduced myself.
Hello, I am from the Slytherin House.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:28 pm UTC Re: |
Draco never mentioned you are from Ravenclaw.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:43 pm UTC Re: |
I was merely trying to create a sense of mystery for Draco.
It worked.
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:48 pm UTC Re: |
Well then, I should probably delete this email I was about to send you.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-06-01 12:17 am UTC |
Oh, so this is why no one is responding to my email.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-06-01 12:23 am UTC Re: |
Careful.
You are beginning to match the Slytherin colour.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-06-01 12:24 am UTC |
I'm the one in Cannes all by myself and no one's paying one bit of attention to me.
(parent)seamus_f @ 2003-06-01 05:31 am UTC |
Am I just an instrument in your empty threats? A means for your pleas for attention? Is that all I mean to you? You wound me.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-06-01 09:11 pm UTC |
Shut up, you great sod. I actually sent you an owl. It's hardly my fault if Cannes to Hogwarts is not a thirty second distance for an owl.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-06-01 12:41 am UTC |
He's not checking his email or we're not entertaining enough, I guess.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-06-01 12:49 am UTC Re: |
Well.
I could still sing.
You could stand behind me and hold your scar.
M. B.
just_harry @ 2003-06-01 12:53 am UTC |
I could do that. I don't see how it's very entertaining, though.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-06-01 01:20 am UTC Re: |
Remind Draco about the Silk Soufflés from the third stall round its marketplace.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 11:12 pm UTC |
You do not. I don't eat pork. Every time I try I feel as though I'm eating leather. Or roasted human flesh, take your pick.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:27 pm UTC |
Now look here, TBWL. You can't just ask to have cake delivered to you. I don't care what sort of TBWL privileges you think you're getting, but if Millicent is giving you cake, you'll just have to march your little TBWL legs over and get it.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:49 pm UTC Re: |
Fine.
I will just have to shorten it to "The...".
Better now, The...?
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 11:02 pm UTC |
Potter, I'm in Cannes. I have to make my own entertainment. Calling you Et Cetera happens to be the funniest thing I've suggested in five minutes.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:04 pm UTC Re: |
I agree.
Weasley can be "So on and so forth".
M. B.
petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 11:11 pm UTC Re: |
Indeed.
Meanwhile, So on and so forth is having a war against a Hufflepuff.
M. B.
potterstinks @ 2003-05-31 10:32 pm UTC |
Listen up, Millicent. The Boy Who Lived wishes to be addressed in full glory.
(parent) petitemillicent @ 2003-05-31 10:33 pm UTC Re: |
So I have heard.
The things we do for him.
M. B.