| wheresmytoad in nocturne_alley @ 2003-06-04 22:17:00 |
Anyone on their way to the library?
I'm here, but I've run out of parchment. Any Gryffindors on their way here who could bring me a spare piece or two? I'd ask ![[info]](../icons/userinfo.gif){kind=icon}
colin__creevey, but he's busy trying to talk to finch_fletchley. Seamus? Hermione? Anyone?
Thanks.
Neville
Comments:
| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:24 pm UTC |
Well! You could've just asked me for the parchment, you know, as I'm right here! But it's not like I've got any on me anyway because I only came up here with Justin to return a book! Dunno why I'm even sticking around here, really--it's dusty and the books all smell like turpentine! But I guess it beats going back to Gryffindor Tower!!
So how are you, then?!
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-04 10:26 pm UTC |
Um. About the same. You don't have parchment? Oh well.
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:29 pm UTC |
The same?--oh, right, you were evil or something, I think! Don't think too much of it, mate, you know people around here have a penchant for inexplicably turning on one another without warning!!!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 10:32 pm UTC |
Hey, what are you doing? You're not even a Hufflepuff!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:33 pm UTC |
So! Does that mean I can't express my admiration of your esteemed house, from one house to another?! Is there an unspoken law that Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors can't be friends? What's up with that!! No house is an island!! I was only just saying!!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 10:38 pm UTC |
Colin, even I have to admit this sounds suspicious. You've never said anything about Hufflepuff before.
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:43 pm UTC |
Aha! That's the thing I like best about all you lot, you're always trying to get at the truth! Even when there's nothing to be suspicious about! Real bloodhound gang, you are, all of you!!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 10:45 pm UTC |
Now you're flattering me so I won't think you're acting odd.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 10:47 pm UTC |
Exactly, Hannah. First he follows me to the library, and now this? Does he think he's being clever or something?! It's obvious what's going on!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 10:51 pm UTC |
Well... it does sound an awful lot like he's trying to distract us from realising how odd it is that he'd suddenly hang out with Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff is great, but Colin Creevey never thought so before...
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 10:57 pm UTC |
Well, he has his anti-Potter club, right? So we can rule Potter's people out. I reckon that since he's done ruining that House he's moving on to others. Or is that too obvious? Maybe he's causing chaos in Gryffindor to keep us all off-guard. They'll strike when we least suspect!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:43 pm UTC |
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO COMMIT MURDER WITH IT!!!! I JUST WANTED TO SHOW MY SUPPORT!!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 11:26 pm UTC |
What? Change that right now! I take back what I said, I hate you more than Longbottom!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 11:27 pm UTC |
Colin!! Stop trying to be in our House!! Ernie and Justin made that icon themselves you know, for friendship!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:32 pm UTC |
Why can't I be in your House!! Don't you think I'd make a good Hufflepuff!! I would, really!!! And what does the icon have to do with it!! I'm not trying to say Justin and Ernie can't be friends!! Really, what is wrong with everybody?!!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 11:36 pm UTC |
You're what's wrong with everybody! Stop acting stupid, it's not funny! No one likes you at all and no one's going to like you here either! Why? Because you're a vile homophobe, you switch loyalties like you change your socks, you try to suck up to everyone just to have a new hero and no one buys your fake friendship act! Just stop it, stop it! Leave Hufflepuff alone!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:48 pm UTC |
FINE. I GET IT. I'm SORRY I didn't KNOW and I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU THE OTHER DAY AT THE MATCH but you all ignored me and i don't know what im supposed to do and i really wanted to be you fr
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 11:50 pm UTC |
Don't cut your typing off just so I'll feel sorry for you, because I don't. You've treated Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy and everyone else like utter garbage and you deserve anything you get.
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:58 pm UTC |
A double agent!!! That would be a great career!! I never thought of it before this!!! Thanks, Justin!!!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:17 pm UTC |
You're wrong there, Hannah!! I always thought Hufflepuff was the best house!!! But you know how the Gryffindors are, they just can't stand to hear anybody but themselves praised, really! I'm telling you it's like Big Brother, either put up or shut up and I for one am bloody sick of hearing about how great they are! Godric Gryffindor, Harry Potter, big bloody deal!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:52 pm UTC |
Huh?! Odd?! You're good at this scepticism thing! She's good, isn't she, Justin!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-04 10:53 pm UTC |
Now you're turning to Justin for response because you have no real reply.
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:00 pm UTC |
Well, but I know better than to tell you that I just really like your house because even if it's the truth, which in this case it 100% is, I know you're smarter than that and you wouldn't be buying it because you Hufflepuffs don't trust anybody but each other, so if I'm going to become one of you someday I have to play by your rules, right?--so I'm just trying to learn the ropes here!!!
How am I doing?!!!
| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:10 pm UTC |
Oh, Hello, Ernie! It's good to see you again! Looks like you've been a good teacher! That Hannah's a clever witch, really!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 10:58 pm UTC |
I'm not talking to you! And you're right beside me anyway, you twat!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:08 pm UTC |
Yes, but why talk to you just one way when I can talk to you more than one way!!
(parent)| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-04 10:39 pm UTC |
Could you guys not spam my LiveJournal? I keep getting e-mails each time you reply, and I'm trying to study.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-04 10:41 pm UTC |
Maybe if you'd stop spamming our friends list we'd care!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:44 pm UTC |
Well! Here I was trying to be polite but I've been curtly rebuffed!! Study study study--all you sodding Gryffindors are alike!!!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:54 pm UTC Re: Colin |
ONLY BY FORCE, LONGBOTTOM!
And Really!! Why anybody'd want to associate with such an uncolourful hypocritical STUDIOUS bunch of morons is beyond me!!!!
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-04 10:56 pm UTC Look, Colin |
I'm in the library. I'm trying to STUDY. I have tests coming up. You do, too. All I asked for was a piece of parchment. Could you please go away?
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:06 pm UTC Re: Look, Colin |
Oh. Oh, I SEE how it is! You have to STUDY so therefore you and your typical Gryffindor sense of bloody entitlement have to encroach all over my rights to be here and to talk to whomever I well like!!! I'm ENCROACHED here and all you can do is sniff and look peeved! If you hadn't noticed this is a library and it's not like anybody's going out of their way to shout or practice spells or sing christmas carols in here!!! What are you complaining about anyway?!! Being the Scourge of St. Mungo's getting to be too much for you????!!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:12 pm UTC |
I will not shut up, you bloody hereditary mental case, what part of ENCROACHED did you not understand!! I have just as much right to be here as you do and if you don't like me trying to be nice you can just go ahead and bugger off!
I never!!
| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 11:13 pm UTC |
Get him, Creevey! Don't let that nosey numbskull tell you what to do!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:18 pm UTC |
Thanks, Justin!!! I can handle him, don't you worry!!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 11:23 pm UTC |
I wasn't worried, nincompoop. I just really don't like Longbottom, man.
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:28 pm UTC |
Oh! Right! Of course I will! Because you're such a powerful wizard and all, aren't you! That's right!! I'll just be making myself scarce then, won't I!!! before you HEX ME with your AWESOME SPELL-CASTING ABILITY!!! Whoooo!!!!
You blighter!!!
| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 11:42 pm UTC |
I WILL NOT AND I'LL USE WHATEVER ICON I BLOODY WELL WANT AND I THINK YOU'RE ALL HORRIBLE AND IF I'M SUCH A NUISANCE WHY DON'T YOU JUST AK ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ALREADY!!! BETTER YET WHY DON'T YOU CRUCIO ME LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO DID TO YOUR STUPID PARENTS!!!
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 11:44 pm UTC |
Yeah, what are you going to do about it, Dark Lord Longbottom?
(parent) finch_fletchley @ 2003-06-04 10:40 pm UTC |
Oh, sure, you say that NOW. What about when YOUR House was cheering for my brains to get splattered all over the Quidditch pitch? How stupid do you think I am, Creevey?
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-06-04 10:47 pm UTC |
Now wait a second, Justin!! I was sitting with you guys in the stands that day! Just because you were in the air and couldn't see me doesn't mean I wasn't there! I even wore gold and black!!!
And another thing--just because the House has me doesn't mean I have the House! Er--oh, you know what I mean, right?!!
| scotchtartan @ 2003-06-05 12:11 am UTC |
LONGBOTTOM, YOU WILL BE SPENDING THE NEXT TWO WEEKS IN DETENTION WITH MR FILCH. I SUGGEST YOU BRING OLD ROBES.
Professor M McGonagall
| seamus_f @ 2003-06-05 08:13 am UTC |
What the hell went on in here?
Nev, I'm sorry, I was off working on a um, project, and Dean was off doing who-knows-what with Boot, and Harry and Hermione were in and out, and I don't even know where Ron was, probably at some kind of detention, and Parvati and Lavender, well, frankly I couldn't care less what they were up to.
We'll have dinner, okay? You and me, and maybe Harry if he's around. It's the "Yes, I once asked Lavender out but now I can see she's gone quite mad" club.
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-05 10:22 am UTC Thanks for asking, Seamus |
and yes, I'd really appreciate your company at dinner tonight (and Harry's, of course, if he's available).
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