petitemillicent in nocturne_alley @ 2003-06-08 11:17:00

Princess Update.
Pansy and I spent the night in the hospital wing with a comatosed Draco Malfoy.

At some point during the night, Candidate #2 for the Drama Queen Award popped up in the fireplace demanding to speak to Draco.

So, Pansy and I roasted marshmallows over her head.

This morning, Candidate #1 woke up and demanded I update his journal for him.

Yet, he refused to give me his password.

Or allow me to translate his message for the mass.

However, he threatened to do something to me that I failed to comprehend, if I as much as changed a word he said.

I am left with no choice but to post the following:

Draco Malfoy wants to be left the sod alone so stop sticking your breasts and faces in his misery.

AND THANKS EVER SO FOR THE TOUCHING CONCERN. TOUCH HIS AND HATE.

AND NO HE IS NOT GIVING YOU MY PASSWORD, GOODNIGHT AND DIE.

AND TURN OUT THE FIRE, DRACO'S MALFOY FOOT BURNS.

Comments:

pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:20 pm UTC

did you know youre initials backwards are the abbreviation for bowel movement

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pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:21 pm UTC

FORGOTS TO SIGNS ME NAME

P.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.EE.E.E.E.E.E.E.EE.E.V.E.S.

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pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:28 pm UTC

oh sorrys thought you was the portrait from gryfindor

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-08 12:30 pm UTC Re:

Password?

M. B.

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pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:31 pm UTC

does mb stand for muggleborn

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-08 12:33 pm UTC Re:

No.

It stands for Mudbloods, naturally.

M. B.

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pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:37 pm UTC

:O YOU SHOULDNT BE IN SLYTHERIN MISTER!

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-08 12:39 pm UTC Re:

I trust you to keep my deep dark secret to yourself, Myrtle.

M. B.

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pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:42 pm UTC

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED EM BEE
WHO SAT ON HIS HOUSE PURPOSELY
HIS UNIBROW WAS
A BIT TOO MUCH FUZZ
AND THEN THEY ALL DIED.

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