potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-11-21 16:28:00 |
Current mood: | enraged |
Announcement:
Comments:
erniemacmillan @ 2003-11-21 04:34 pm UTC |
YOU PURPOSELY POSTED THAT BECAUSE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW ARE PLAYING TOMORROW, TOO, DIDN'T YOU!
blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 04:37 pm UTC |
Oh, My Little Dragon! That news is ever so fabulous! Your father shall be most impressed when he hears of this wonderful offer! I am very proud of you, Draco.
Love,
Mother
P.S. I do hope that you can fit in a professional Quidditch schedule with your schooling. Your professors should be understanding if you must miss a course or two to play in a Very Important Match.
potterstinks @ 2003-11-21 04:39 pm UTC |
Oh, don't worry, Mother, I won't have to fit it in, as I don't intend on playing.
(parent)blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 04:43 pm UTC |
You don't? Why ever not? I know that the Cannons are not the Falcons but they are still a rather reputable team, are they not?
Love,
Mother
potterstinks @ 2003-11-21 04:45 pm UTC |
I will, of course, post a journal entry explaining it all presently. Incidentally, your hair is nicely coiffed in that photo.
(parent)blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 04:46 pm UTC |
I shall then await your post with anticipation. Yes, it is quite nicely coiffed. Thank you for noticing. Not, of course, that I would ever think that you would not notice something as stunning as my hair since you have most excellent taste.
Love,
Mother
blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 06:28 pm UTC |
Are you accusing my Draco of being dishonest?
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 06:33 pm UTC |
Well! My child is certainly not a liar and it would do you well to discontinue directing such a concept at him.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
knight_to_h3 @ 2003-11-21 06:34 pm UTC |
Not a liar?? Have you MET him?? Why isn't he going to play? Because HE is LYING!
(parent)blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 06:37 pm UTC |
No, he is not a liar. Of COURSE I have met him as I am his mother. I do not yet know why he is unable to play. However, he did assure me that he would post up an explanation as soon as possible so that we may all become aware of the very thing you are questioning. Again, DRACO IS NOT A LIAR.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
knight_to_h3 @ 2003-11-21 06:42 pm UTC |
Do you have two sons called Draco? He lies all the time! All he ever does is 'oh I'm quite close with the Minister, we have breakfast in bed every morning' blah blah blah. What am I talking to you for!
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-11-21 07:00 pm UTC |
Don't be ridiculous, Weasel. I would never break fast with the Minister. Everyone knows he's a sloppy eater.
(parent)perfectprefect @ 2003-11-21 07:06 pm UTC |
I must insist that you withdraw that statement from conversation. This is libel.
(parent)blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 07:09 pm UTC |
You must never have seen the man sup then. I insist that you withdraw your insisting.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
perfectprefect @ 2003-11-21 07:12 pm UTC |
I happen to work at the Ministry of Magic and have taken lunch with Minister Fudge several times. I have never found his table manners to be anything but sterling.
(parent)blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 07:14 pm UTC |
Then I fear that you must also be something other than a delicate diner yourself. His table manners, I have found, are nickel-plated.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 07:08 pm UTC |
No I do not. There is only one Draco Malfoy. He does not lie all the time. And for your information, the Malfoys are indeed close with the Minister. Obviously you are not as you would know that the Minister does not like to be bothered until after he has had his fill of scones and clotted cream and is dreadful company until his appetite is satisfied. You are not talking to me, Mr. Weasley. You are typing to me.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 07:11 pm UTC |
You are a rude, ill-tempered child lacking in proper social skills.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
knight_to_h3 @ 2003-11-21 07:21 pm UTC |
I've got plenty of social skills, you don't see me telling you what you are, now do you!
(parent)blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-21 07:23 pm UTC |
You forgot to sign your name.
Narcissa Peltier Malfoy
potterstinks @ 2003-11-21 07:01 pm UTC |
Why would I spend money on such an inferior team? I'll have you know that I earned that invitation quite fairly. Go ahead and ask Claiborne yourself if you're so curious. Surely he'll make time for such a moronic fan.
(parent)knight_to_h3 @ 2003-11-21 07:05 pm UTC |
How should I know? You bought your way onto Slytherin so it's not like you had any taste before
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-11-21 07:14 pm UTC |
I didn't buy my way onto Slytherin. Take that back or I'll replace your eyes with bath salts.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-11-24 04:21 am UTC |
Sorry. I went home with Sirius. I guess you saw that though.
I don't really care about you trying out, you know. I mean, it probably would have been more fun if you told me, but I'm not mad or anything.
just_harry @ 2003-11-24 04:49 am UTC |
I'm sorry. I really had to go home. I didn't plan it like that or anything.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-11-24 04:58 am UTC |
It's nice that you've bothered to say something now, after I sat around in the library for an hour.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-11-24 05:19 am UTC |
I know, but you probably have enough breakfast to feed your whole house in your rucksack anyway, so you can just take it with you.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-11-24 05:21 am UTC |
I don't carry food with me all the time, you know. That was magic. You might have heard of it.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-11-24 05:32 am UTC |
Yes, we are. Perhaps you can be made late by waiting around for an hour.
(parent)potterstinks @ 2003-11-24 05:37 am UTC |
If I wait for more than five minutes, I'm going to go around the school and cut your face out of every photograph in the castle. Then I shall send you the heads in a box and suffice it to say, it will be rather creepy. Particularly when the heads all hop out of the box via a charm and start screaming at you.
(parent)just_harry @ 2003-11-24 05:39 am UTC |
Probably I'd just be impressed at the effort. But okay.
(parent)