| knight_to_h3 in nocturne_alley @ 2003-12-24 11:18:00 |
| Current mood: | MIGHT BE DYING |
PARKINSON
ARE THE SODDING PETALS POISONOUS?! WHO THE BLOODY HELL PUTS PETALS IN THEIR CHRISTMAS CARDS?! THEY'RE POISONED, AREN'T THEY?! YOU'RE GOING TO AZKABAN FOR CHRISTMAS, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Harry, got your card! Cheers! Did you draw it?
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 08:52 am UTC |
Actually, those petals that she sent to you, in particular, are from a special plant that cause you to turn into a stuttering idiot, so you should feel no difference whatsoever.
| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:00 am UTC |
You still look like you fell down The Ugly Chimney and hit every brick on the way down, but I'm just too polite to say so, since it's Christmas and all.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:08 am UTC |
Looks to me like you are, actually.
A nice, shiny none of your business. Why do you ask?
| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:10 am UTC |
Shall we play twenty questions, then, to see if you can guess?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:26 am UTC |
'Okay?' is clearly not a question that I could answer with either 'yes' or 'no' in order to supply more information about said gift, so your first question was a failure, indicating that all others would be a failure by default.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:35 am UTC |
It's not fun if you're not going to play twenty questions.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:48 am UTC |
Despite the excitement of money, that would be rather dull.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:51 am UTC |
Have you actually just suggested that I would get Potter a broomstick? Really.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-25 09:53 am UTC |
Why not?? It's something YOU'd do anyway! Is it something green??
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 09:54 am UTC |
How is that something I would do in the slightest? Think about that for a moment, Weasley.
No, it's not something green. Although there's green in it here and there, but not an altogether overwhelming amount. Yes, that's right, Weasley, that means it's not a hunter's waistcoat. Do try to contain your disappointment.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-25 09:56 am UTC |
Why not?! You like to buy brooms, you realise! Is it food?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 10:02 am UTC |
Of course. How could I resist making such a clever, exciting present?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-25 10:06 am UTC |
Uh okay, I don't think it's very exciting but I'm sure Harry wouldn't mind it
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-25 10:06 am UTC |
Now I shall go have tea while you realise I haven't actually prepared a salad for Potter. Ta ta.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-12-25 09:09 am UTC |
Not really dear, just a bit clumsy. Always getting holes in your things!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-26 10:27 am UTC |
What? Hahaha. No, I didn't draw it. I mean, I drew the moustache and the beard and stuff. I didn't really have time to look for cards or anything so I got the first ones I found and they were pretty dumb. Ginny and Hermione are here, so I have to go.
| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 10:34 am UTC |
I don't know, I don't have it yet. Probably not. Do you want to share if it is? I don't like salad that much, and all.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 02:28 pm UTC |
Me too. I mean, it's been like a few days, so it would probably be a gross salad by now. Did you tell your mum I got the jumper she sent me?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-27 02:34 pm UTC |
Oh I'll tell her later, she gave me a square, fancy huh. Tell me what he gets you, yeah??
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 02:39 pm UTC |
What? What sort of square? Are you supposed to wear it? How big is it?
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-27 02:52 pm UTC |
Nah, I've got a nose warmer from her this year, we all got one, mine's maroon of course
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-27 02:58 pm UTC |
../lost.html?url=http%3A//www.comfynose.com/
I told you the Internet was bad news for my parents, didn't I?!
| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 03:21 pm UTC |
I don't think so, but now I wish he did. Maybe he should.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 03:23 pm UTC |
That wouldn't be fair, Ron. We should pretend he crochets instead.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 03:26 pm UTC |
One time he told me he was macrameing and I thought he was just being sarcastic, but now it seems awfully suspicious.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-27 03:28 pm UTC |
CAREFUL HE MIGHT SEW YOU CLOTHES SOON HAHAHAHA BETTER THAN SHOPPING, I SAY!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-12-27 03:38 pm UTC |
HAHA I KNOW!! Next time remember to turn YKW's wand into something you'd like on your jumper, ha!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 03:51 pm UTC |
I have to go back to St Mungo's soon. You should come. Did you know Lockhart's there?
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-27 04:00 pm UTC |
I don't know, I ran the other way before he could see me.
Yeah, you can come too, it's St Mungo's. Your sister and Hermione came yesterday and stayed for a little while. Apparate to Dogear Wryde and come with me.
| potterstinks @ 2003-12-27 04:35 pm UTC |
And another thing. If you're unable to recognise when I'm being sarcastic, there's quite a problem here.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-28 07:00 am UTC |
I can tell, you know. I mean, it's hard, since you're never sarcastic, but I can tell.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-27 04:34 pm UTC |
YES, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO SEW CLOTHES. THEN I'LL START POTTERING ABOUT. I THINK I'LL SCULPT A FEW BOWLS, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS I CAN'T AFFORD THESE THINGS AND HAVE TO MAKE THEM BY HAND. OH, WAIT, THAT'S NOT ME. THAT'S SOMEONE ELSE. WHO COULD I BE THINKING OF?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-27 04:33 pm UTC |
I'll thank you to leave me out of your warped crafting fantasies, Potter. This is appalling.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-28 07:00 am UTC |
Do you want me to take back the nose warmer I got you, then?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-28 10:29 am UTC |
Given that I haven't got a cat to dress in party hats and would likely tie rocks to the tail of the unfortunate cat whose head found its way under such an atrocious hat, I'd say you ought to shop over.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-12-28 12:47 pm UTC |
You're the one who always complains about getting your nose hurt, anyway. It might be safer.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-12-28 01:08 pm UTC |
What do you expect these things are knit from? Diamonds?
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