potions_master in nocturne_alley @ 2004-02-10 10:47:00

Current mood:

annoyed

An official apology.
To Professor Black

Black, I have been asked to apologise to you for serving you breakfast this morning by causing a bowl of cold porridge to be dumped on your head the moment you awakened. So I apologise, though I am not, of course, actually sorry. May I say, those boils only improve your complexion, and you deserve them for the tentacles.

To Students and Staff

I have been asked to apologise to all of you for conduct unbecoming a Hogwarts professor and for "obeying the letter of the law, not the spirit." Whatever that might mean. I believe I am being oppressed.

Comments:

jadedsirius @ 2004-02-10 08:50 pm UTC

Yes, I can feel the brotherhood flowing through this apology.

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potions_master @ 2004-02-10 08:51 pm UTC Re:

Yes. Oozing like cold porridge on a winter's morning.

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jadedsirius @ 2004-02-10 09:03 pm UTC Re:

Don't press your luck.

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potions_master @ 2004-02-10 09:11 pm UTC Re:

Is that a threat?

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jadedsirius @ 2004-02-10 09:13 pm UTC Re:

Of course not. I have as much love for you as you have for me.

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potions_master @ 2004-02-10 09:15 pm UTC Re:

Naturally, and that is what this week is all about.

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