| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2004-02-10 23:17:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Attn. Turpin.
You are a moron
Annoying
Bland
Like an inconveniently
Placed fence
And poems
Needn't
Rhyme
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:27 pm UTC |
Many people needn't exist, but I don't see that stopping them. Also, did you know you won't lose house points if you don't comment to me? Funny, that.
(parent)| dooglevoluna @ 2004-02-10 10:32 pm UTC Re: |
You sort of cheer me up. Too bad you're not my partner.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:40 pm UTC |
Pardon? Was that meant to be some sort of deformed pick-up line? 'Maybe I'll come see your dungeon'?
(parent)| dooglevoluna @ 2004-02-10 10:43 pm UTC Re: |
What would I be trying to pick up? I don't think I've dropped anything.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:56 pm UTC |
I'm afraid I'm taken. You ought to focus your efforts on Boot instead, as if I'm not mistaken, he'll take anything that moves.
(parent)| dooglevoluna @ 2004-02-10 10:59 pm UTC Re: |
Who took you?
Sad really because lately I seem only able to relate to you, M.B., and Professor Snape.
| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 11:00 pm UTC |
Pansy Parkinson, of course.
I can certainly see how you relate to Professor Snape, what with your being a professor and all.
| dooglevoluna @ 2004-02-10 11:02 pm UTC Re: |
Well yes but I don't think Professor Snape would like it if I visited his dungeon.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 11:05 pm UTC |
Yet you've somehow got the idea that I'd like it if you visited mine. And what, exactly, is 'my' dungeon? You sound as though I have one of my very own.
(parent)| dooglevoluna @ 2004-02-10 11:07 pm UTC Re: |
I don't know if you would like it but I think I would. Is it very dark and dismal I hope?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 11:17 pm UTC |
Yes, we don't use torches. We sit in the pitch black and cry about life.
(parent)| dooglevoluna @ 2004-02-10 11:19 pm UTC Re: |
It sounds just beautiful and now I am very cheered LOL
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:30 pm UTC |
If you're planning to try cheering me up, Macmillan, it would do you good to remember that there isn't a password on Hufflepuff Tower at the moment.
(parent) blushcrush @ 2004-02-10 10:31 pm UTC |
Well, its subject and intent aside, Malfoy, I think the "Like an inconveniently/Placed fence" bit is really pretty good.
| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:35 pm UTC |
Yes, I'm sure I could sell it for thousands of galleons.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:39 pm UTC |
Yes, perhaps I can also change my hair to black and talk incessantly about purple beans.
(parent)| blushcrush @ 2004-02-10 10:53 pm UTC Re: |
Well, you've already been Harry, why not Boot next?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:58 pm UTC |
Oh, but were I Boot, I wouldn't get to dance with you, now would I? Still feeling chilly?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 11:44 pm UTC |
Call me that again and I'll owl your mother to tell her you're having trouble with your monthly friend.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-11 12:02 am UTC |
Shall I also tell her you've not been having your pants washed?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 10:52 pm UTC |
Only a select percentage. Feel privileged, as I've never written a poem before and don't intend to do so ever again.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-02-10 11:22 pm UTC Re: |
I'm really honoured. I've never had a love poem before.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 11:31 pm UTC |
Why am I so irresistible?
Turpin, if you're going to start stalking me again, I'm going to have to ask for a new partner.
| potterstinks @ 2004-02-10 11:42 pm UTC |
I can see you're trying to be sardonic. I suppose you've forgotten your little period of fancying me.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-02-10 11:45 pm UTC Re: |
No, I'm just trying to be good-natured about it, unlike you.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-02-11 12:50 am UTC |
Just a moment. I must remove Bones from our common room.
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