lupercus in nocturne_alley @ 2004-05-11 21:26:00

Current mood: anxious

Well.

It seems my career outside of Hogwarts has been cut short.

Say hello to your new librarian.

Harry, I'd like to see you as soon as possible. Bring Sirius, if you can find him. I'll be in Dumbledore's office for most of the day, as Professor McGonagall for the password.

Good lord.


Comments:

just_harry @ 2004-05-11 11:05 pm UTC

What? Where did Madam Pince go?


lupercus @ 2004-05-12 12:13 am UTC

She is still here, Harry. I'm merely helping her out a bit. Seems she's interested in taking a little rest.

Where are you?

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just_harry @ 2004-05-11 11:05 pm UTC

Do you want the map? Because Dumbledore took it this morning.


lupercus @ 2004-05-12 12:14 am UTC

I didn't want the map, Harry. I wanted to see you.

And I imagine Dumbledore has very good uses for it, at the moment.

Bring yourself to me, post-haste. And Sirius.

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just_harry @ 2004-05-12 12:21 am UTC

I'm going!

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sinistra @ 2004-05-11 11:31 pm UTC

I hope this means Irma is retiring as she certainly is getting on in her years.


lupercus @ 2004-05-12 12:15 am UTC


From the way she is eyeing leaflets for Bora Bora, I would not be too surprised if she were after taking a long holiday at some point soon.

Nice to see you again as well, my lady.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 12:24 am UTC

Does your arrival mean I get a holiday as well?

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:04 am UTC


Well, I suppose, though I would need to brush up on the heavenly bodies.

Might I begin with yours?

(Sorry. It was too easy.)

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:09 am UTC

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:16 am UTC

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:18 am UTC

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. Now I see that I am in fact alive and heaven has been brought to me!

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:19 am UTC

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:21 am UTC

Those are some nice robes. Can I talk you out of them?

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:23 am UTC

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:25 am UTC

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:26 am UTC


Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:29 am UTC

The word of the day is: legs. Let's go back to my room and spread the word.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:35 am UTC


I'm Irish.

Do you have any Irish in you?

Would you like some?

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:37 am UTC

Those robes are very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:39 am UTC

My, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:40 am UTC

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:44 am UTC


Top Healers claim that sex kills.

Want to die happy?

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:45 am UTC

I know milk does a body good but baby, how much have you been drinking?

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:50 am UTC


You have stolen my heart.

But no worries, I've three more at home in the icebox.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:53 am UTC

Make sweet, sweet love to me and I just might spare you in the impending robot holocaust.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 01:56 am UTC

No-one believes that I am a librarian. Perhaps you should check me out.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 01:58 am UTC

Baby, you're so sweet you put Honeydukes out of business.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 02:01 am UTC


What lovely eyes you have. I once had a pair just like them.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 02:03 am UTC

I am the Gladrags advert. I bet you want get me off off off off off off off off.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 02:06 am UTC


You cheated.

Blast! It's in my head now!

Damn you!

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 02:08 am UTC

I am the queen of the castle. I seem to be the only one who does not get that in their head.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 02:11 am UTC


I will make you suffer large, witch.

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sinistra @ 2004-05-12 02:12 am UTC

I will just buff my nails on the shoulder of my robe to express my great fear.

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lupercus @ 2004-05-12 02:14 am UTC


Oh, sod off.

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susanbones @ 2004-05-12 02:10 am UTC

welcome back proffessor! :)


lupercus @ 2004-05-12 02:13 am UTC


Thank you, my dear. It is nice to be back back back back back back

BLAST.

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susanbones @ 2004-05-12 02:26 am UTC

what?

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divineparvati @ 2004-05-12 02:20 am UTC

Hello, Professor! You're looking great! Good to have you back!


blondenarcissa @ 2004-05-12 04:18 am UTC

Congratulations.


wheresmytoad @ 2004-05-12 03:42 pm UTC

Oh yes, welcome back indeed. Very glad we'll have you back at Hogwarts!