| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2004-05-20 23:04:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Possible explanations for the heat.
Comments:
| arithmantra @ 2004-05-20 10:53 pm UTC |
I see you're feeling the humidity as well, Mr Malfoy. Take one point to Slytherin for your creative thinking in trying to beat the heat.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 10:59 pm UTC |
Thank you, Professor. I've also drawn up a plan for additional cool air to reach my section of the dormitory. Would you like to see it?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:01 am UTC |
Do you want me to move into your bed again that badly?
M. B.
| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:19 pm UTC |
NOT TO WORRY, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE HERMIONE GRANGER WAS WEARING A TANK TOP LAST WEEKEND.
| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:25 pm UTC |
No. I really think that caused a heat wave. OF COURSE IT'S A JOKE. Do you reckon a conspiracy?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:29 pm UTC |
Perhaps it's a conspiracy aiming for your death. You might want to start wearing your face mask again, Macmillan. Can't be too careful.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:31 pm UTC |
Are you threatening him?! You'd better watch your mouth, Malfoy!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:33 pm UTC |
Actually, I was looking out for his safety. Surely you wouldn't accuse me of trying to harm Macmillan with some sort of heat contraption.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:34 pm UTC |
Does Dumbledore know you have a heat contraption?! That doesn't sound right to me.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:35 pm UTC |
What makes you think he's not in on it? After all, I'm certain Dumbledore would be involved in any efforts to make everyone miserable.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:36 pm UTC |
If he's in on it, does that mean all the teachers are?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:39 pm UTC |
You don't think Flitwick's actually that cheery, do you? You fool.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:38 pm UTC |
The owls are coming from inside the castle? I don't know, man, what?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:43 pm UTC |
Let's just say you've been noticed by the people behind this.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:02 am UTC |
How so.
Did she raise her arms and melt all of the ice?
M. B.
 finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:21 pm UTC |
They are all so likely! Good job for pointing that out, Malfoy!
| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:25 pm UTC |
I find the last more plausible than the others. Unless you mean the man in the red suit is Saint Nick. I never trusted that fat bastard, sneaking into people's houses. Although what would he be doing out this time of year? Maybe that's the answer. OH MY GOD, IT IS.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:29 pm UTC |
So you think 'I have become so attractive that the body temperature of the world has actually begun to rise.' is likely? Stay no less than five metres away from me at all times.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:25 pm UTC |
An excellent call, Justin my friend, excellent call. Malfoy shouldn't joke about it either.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:30 pm UTC |
I'm not laughing now, you moron. I made it rather evident that I'm not impressed.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:33 pm UTC |
We should have known better than to discuss the truth with a Slytherin.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:34 pm UTC |
But he could be good, man! Look at those ideas! He's creatively suspicious! What a waste.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:41 pm UTC |
I dunno, probably wanking. Want to make a fort later later?
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:43 pm UTC |
Yeah, but can Susan come this time? We were going to go for a walk today, but it is so hot, so I told her we'd do something later. You can invite Hermione if you want.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:45 pm UTC |
I don't know if Hermione would want to make a fort. Susan can come as long as she doesn't get all control freak about it again. That was a bit dodgy last time.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:46 pm UTC |
She just wanted it to look nice, man. You know women.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:50 pm UTC |
I'll tell you later, man. SOME people keep butting into our conversation.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-20 11:55 pm UTC |
Seriously, what a jerk. Doesn't he have anything better to do than eavesdrop?
(parent)| susanbones @ 2004-05-20 11:57 pm UTC |
you shouldnt do it if your going to do it wrong! is all!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:47 pm UTC |
Was there a reason I received a bulletin about this in my inbox?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:54 pm UTC |
When I was younger, I lost one of my teeth while we were in Hogsmeade. Would you like to hear about it in detail, Macmillan? Oh, who am I kidding? Of course you would.
Mother, Father and I were in Hogsmeade for something or other, but it was around the Christmas holidays, so it was quite busy. I was small, being only six or seven at the time, and a fat woman and her fat child crushed me into a wall. Once the crowd moved on, I realised there was a tooth in my mouth. Of course, it wasn't abnormal to lose a tooth, since I was a child, but this one hadn't even been loose. So there was quite a bit of blood, as you would imagine. Mother thought I'd torn my lip open, actually. Do you remember how odd it was to lose teeth as a child? Particularly when you touched the spot where the tooth was.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:01 am UTC |
One of my two front teeth was loose for ages, so of course I couldn't stop wiggling it all the time. Eventually it became so loose that I could just tap it with my tongue and it would move. I'm sure you've had the same happen to you. It finally came out in a piece of toast, and I could actually feel it pulling out of my gum as it did. What a queer feeling.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-21 12:04 am UTC |
JUST BECAUSE TEETH STUFF FREAKS ME OUT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WIGGLY TEETH, YOU FREAK!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:09 am UTC |
I beg to differ.
There it was, stuck in my blackcurrant, while I sat there with a gaping hole in my mouth.
| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-21 12:14 am UTC |
THANKS A LOT, I EAT TOAST FOR BREAKFAST EVERY DAY.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:19 am UTC |
I don't realise until I've spit blood, but that's the price one pays for perfect teeth like mine.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:26 am UTC |
Oh, I nearly forgot about the tooth I lost in Cannes. That was my other front tooth, actually. We were visiting My Grandmother, and I was having a row with one of the house-elves when I fell and landed on my chin. The tooth went flying across the floor. I've always suspected the elf tripped me, actually. In any case, I tried to put it back in, which was quite strange as well. Have you ever tried to put a tooth back into its socket? I was likely five at the time, so I wasn't aware you couldn't.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:27 am UTC |
I hope this doesn't make it difficult for you to masturbate.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-21 12:34 am UTC |
YOU INCREDIBLE ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:10 am UTC |
No, actually, it was one of my upper teeth, as I said.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-20 11:57 pm UTC |
How silly of me. Do carry on with your detailed discussion about Bones's alarming tendency to dominate. This is, of course, exactly what I've always wanted to know, so I'll just sit here and read it, even though I have no reason to. Other than, that is, the fact that THIS IS MY JOURNAL.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2004-05-20 11:58 pm UTC |
Well, if you didn't want people commenting, then you shouldn't have made it public, man.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 12:01 am UTC |
Oh, of course. In that case, if you didn't want me to read what you were saying, you should have written it in Vietnamese.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:06 am UTC |
This is not what was discussed.
Did I not say that you cannot speak on your own.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:14 am UTC |
In that case, it is your cold shoulder.
Suit yourself.
M. B.
| just_harry @ 2004-05-21 01:11 am UTC |
Lavender's getting better if you wanted to know. You're not in the library or the computer room.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 01:16 am UTC |
Well, this is certainly a surprise. Here I thought I was. I would never have known if you hadn't supplied me with that astounding bit of information.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 01:30 am UTC |
Well, I was in an acceptable mood, but now I've left.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-21 02:00 am UTC |
I have your broom, so you should probably come get it back.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-05-21 02:05 am UTC |
I have your broom. I don't want it. You can meet me in the library to get it back.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 02:07 am UTC |
Petty theft now, Potter? The headmaster will be interested to hear this.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 02:27 am UTC |
Fine. Take longer than ten minutes, and you get a new face, Scarhead.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:07 am UTC |
I hope that no one put a Heating Charm on your bed.
That would be uncomfortable.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 01:09 am UTC |
WELL, THANK YOU, MILLICENT, FOR SAYING SOMETHING THREE DAYS AGO WHEN I WAS DRIPPING SWEAT EVERYWHERE.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:11 am UTC |
You should not have hogged the covers.
It is your fault.
Also.
I forgot.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 01:22 am UTC |
So what you're saying is I ought to have revenge involving your cat.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:27 am UTC |
If you are not attached to your eyes.
Feel free to try.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 01:33 am UTC |
Would you care to explain the above situation, or shall I beat you with your own leg after I've torn it off instead?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:47 am UTC |
I am sorry.
I was playing Snood because your threat was not exciting.
I cannot help Potter if he will not help himself.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-05-21 01:53 am UTC |
I don't know what a Snood is, but you are the worst friend I've ever had.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 01:59 am UTC |
And the only.
I fulfil all of the roles in your life, do I not?
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-05-21 02:20 am UTC |
I did not.
I borrowed it and got Potter to return it for me because I am lazy.
M. B.
