| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2004-06-10 20:34:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Weasley just tracked me down in the library to show me his asymmetrical hands without actually asking about them.
And yet, people continue to wonder why I look forward to leaving Hogwarts.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 07:44 pm UTC |
No, I'd just got onto a computer when Weasley started trying to capture me. I've been working on my Herbology homework. I already knew his hands were asymmetrical.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 07:54 pm UTC |
He already knows they aren't. Why should I lie to make him feel better? What is your malfunction this evening?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 07:45 pm UTC |
Acceptance is the first step to chopping your hands off and wearing rusty hooks on the stumps for the rest of your life.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 07:53 pm UTC |
If you didn't want me to mention them, why did you put them in my vicinity?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 08:02 pm UTC |
I've seen your hands before, you realise. We've worked together in Potions.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 08:07 pm UTC |
What are you talking about? Weasley's hands are asymmetrical, and I'll thank him not to stick them in my face again.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 08:10 pm UTC |
HE SAID THEY ARE NOT AND HE KNEW THAT ALL ALONG HARRY ALL ALONG
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 08:18 pm UTC |
I did not. Why are you acting as though this is news? I noticed during Potions in second year and I've been avoiding them ever since.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 08:32 pm UTC |
Okay, if one of his hands is bigger than the other, it can't be a big enough difference that anyone could notice it. I've never noticed it and neither has Ron, how could you possibly know?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 08:37 pm UTC |
I obviously do know, as I've just made clear. Can we stop discussing this now? I'm becoming nauseated.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 08:49 pm UTC |
Sure I will. I'll just get Ron to touch your face in Potions tomorrow.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 09:05 pm UTC |
Maybe Snape will partner you with him and he'll cut up the ingredients. With his hands.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 09:07 pm UTC |
I'VE ALREADY HAD TO LIVE THROUGH THIS, POTTER, THERE'S NO NEED TO BRING IT UP AGAIN. CEASE YOUR IDIOCY.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 09:14 pm UTC |
STOP IT, POTTER. I'LL NOT HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT WEASLEY'S ASYMMETRICAL HANDS. I'VE HAD TO LOOK AT THEM FOR NEARLY SEVEN YEARS.
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 09:17 pm UTC |
Why are you so freaked out! His hands look exactly the same!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 09:27 pm UTC |
Okay. So, okay. Things that aren't symmetrical gross you out?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 09:31 pm UTC |
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT THEY DO. THEY'RE UNEVEN. IT'S UNNATURAL. IT'S WRONG. IT'S DISGUSTING. ARE YOU HAPPY?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:10 pm UTC |
GET YOUR BIG HEAD SMALL CHIN AWAY FROM MY BIG AND SMALL HANDS MALFOY
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 09:13 pm UTC |
YOU'RE THE ONE TYPING WITH YOUR MUTANT HANDS TO ENTER TEXT INTO MY SPACE.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 09:20 pm UTC |
Oh, of course. How silly of me. And where is the other one? Have you cut it off? I expect not.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:29 pm UTC |
Pardon what?? I already told you I'm typing with one hand!!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:35 pm UTC |
I'm right here! You know where I'm sitting, you idiot! I'm waving can you see
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:30 pm UTC |
She's fixing it! At least I told her to, I hope it's not too late or something
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:33 pm UTC |
No! What the hell Harry, when did they have computers there?? I owled it to her of course!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:37 pm UTC |
??? I wrote her a note to fix it! Like I'd just send her a hand without signing my name, what if she bloody loses it?!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:44 pm UTC |
Yeah! How else was I suppose to owl it to her?! I think Malfoy fainted
(parent)| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 09:48 pm UTC |
OH MY GOD.
HOW DID YOU GET IT OFF? IT'S YOUR HAND, RON!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:54 pm UTC |
I used a Detaching Charm! It's not bleeding or anything, just clean and even right now!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:59 pm UTC |
Why is everyone What?ing at me! You'd rather I have big and small hands?!
(parent)| lupercus @ 2004-06-10 10:02 pm UTC |
Ron, I was joking. Your hands were fine.
Oh my God, you owled her a hand?
I have to go down there.
| lupercus @ 2004-06-10 10:05 pm UTC |
Ron.
Oh, bloody hell. I think she got the owl. The screaming
| just_harry @ 2004-06-10 10:00 pm UTC |
BUT IT IS YOUR HAND! HOW IS SHE GOING TO KNOW WHAT SIZE TO MAKE IT WITHOUT THE OTHER ONE THERE?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 10:03 pm UTC |
Oh. I didn't think about that, I suppose I should go to the hospital huh. I did tell her "bigger" in the note though!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2004-06-10 09:14 pm UTC |
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT. ACTUALLY I BLOODY DID BUT YOU (SORRY, HARRY)ED ANYWAY, REMEMBER
(parent)| wheresmytoad @ 2004-06-10 08:25 pm UTC |
We're all really looking forward to your leaving Hogwarts, too.
| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 08:31 pm UTC |
That's fascinating, Longbottom, and all without mention of a plant. One day you'll be a real boy.
(parent)| wheresmytoad @ 2004-06-10 08:37 pm UTC |
In fact, the sooner you leave, the better. In fact, why don't you leave early?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-06-10 08:38 pm UTC |
Haven't you received the news? You're actually the only one carrying on this way. I can't imagine why your friends wouldn't have thought to inform you.
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