| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2002-06-12 00:16:00 |
| Current mood: | gloomy |
| Current music: | The Cure - Pictures of You |
Bleu Ball, Black Hearts
The Bleu Dance...
My blackened, shrivelled heart beats at the thought.
My Blonde Bitch God Draco has decided to shine is light of darqueness on me and grasp my soulless form in the night and twirl it through the mundane Hogwarts seasonal dance.
Life...is good.
I may wear pink today.
Okay, life is never THAT good.
However, since the whole school will be witness to the event, Perhaps the whole school should have a say in what they get to see. I like to allow the masses their simple pleasures. I have chosen three dresses.
Yosa Designs
This innovative design, the Harlequin Cyber Geisha with corset, appeals to anyone who's ever noticed the dichotomy of black and white. I love the darqueness...does it mean that I must hate the light as well? Or must I simply corset my soul into my body with PVC?
Azrael's Accomplice
Batty has made something truly eye-catching: the Fetish Countess Gown with corset. And because my parents have more money than Your Dead God, I can get my hands on this beauty. I feel...powerful in this dress. I feel as though the miserable shackles of life could fall away at any moment and I could fly into the night sky, worshipped.
Akaara's Lip Service Fetish
And then there's Lip Service. Producers of the mainstream goth look, I'd rather kill myself (surprise) than wear this label...with one exception: the Bride of Frankenstein PVC gown in shimmering purple PVC, which, unfortunately, is not shown here. This is the sexiest dress in the world.
So, please let me know which one I should end up with. Deck me out in angst!
A poem for the occasion.
Bleu Ball, Black Hearts
It will be the Bleu Ball
A blue ball
for a black heart like mine
It will be forever
in darkness
a deep murkiness divine
You will take me up and
take my hand
dance we will so fine
This will be a blue ball
in Hogwarts Hall
and you will be mine
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2002-06-12 08:23 am UTC |
Oh, great bloody hell. Couldn't you wear something a little less . . . shiny? This is a ball, not a silverware party. In any case, I suppose if you're so hard on about getting one of these, I'm going to have to tell you to wear the second. Do not wear that piece of trash called the third. The first is entirely too subdued.
| potions_master @ 2002-06-12 04:13 pm UTC |
Miss Parkinson,
While I applaud your innovative approach to Bleu Ball fashion options, I will attempt to give you an honest and frank opinion as is my responsibility as your Head of House.
I personally like the first choice. While it is subdued, it is classy and very unique. I doubt that there would be any other female that would sport the "cyber geisha" look, and Slytherins do strive to be a bit beyond the pale and above the herd. This will certainly do it.
-Professor Snape
| divineparvati @ 2002-06-12 04:43 pm UTC |
Hm. Those are some rather interesting dresses, I must say.
In my opinion, the first one would be the best choice. That dress utilizes both black and white in a very elegant manner. It's unique and stylish - a wonderful combination.
The second one seems just a bit too out of date, really. I mean, sure, it was popular in the 1770's, and there is something to be said in favor of the revival of older designs, but it just doesn't look all that classy. It's not exactly the most popular style right now, either.
The third one is ... well, ... decidedly unique, but it makes far too much use of metal, in my opinion, with all those buckles everywhere. It's simply too cluttered, really. The design just isn't that impressive.
Therefore, after careful critique of your three selections, I honestly recommend the first dress. If you have any concerns, I'd be glad to give further help with my fashion expertise.
~ Parvati
| darque_pansy @ 2002-06-12 07:00 pm UTC How horrid... |
I've a terrible choice to make now.
Classic or Cyber.
Do I submit to my Blonde Bitch God Draco and wear what must be 13 stone of PVC and steel, or do I go with the seasonned opinion of our most goth professor? SO DIFFICULT! I shall order them both and schedule a private meeting with BBG Draco about what will match his attire best.
| potterstinks @ 2002-06-12 10:40 pm UTC Re: How horrid... |
Or, you could do the respectable thing for all of us, and choose something that isn't made out of garbage bags. Honestly, have you forgotten about velvet?
(parent)| darque_pansy @ 2002-06-13 12:54 pm UTC Re: How horrid... |
Fine. Just fucking fine, Malfoy.
YOU pick the dress, and it better be here in time for a fitting and the ball. You may be a blonde bitch god, but you need not display the bitch part if it so much.
Dress. Tomorrow. or Tonight. And I best not look like a high school prom reject or an absolute blimp. It will be on your head if I do.
