| jadedsirius in nocturne_alley @ 2002-06-23 19:05:00 |
| Current music: | Disturbed - Down with the Sickness |
General announcement: Severus Snape is a psychopath. I sit here, suffering from: not one, not two, but THREE stab wounds from your unstable, much vaunted Potions master. Stab wounds from a fork, no less, so I have to commend the man his inventiveness as no other deadly weapons were at hand. God forbid we'd been having steak...
What did I do to deserve such abuse, you may ask? Why, nothing at all. I merely slipped as I was passing Remus the spaghetti, and Snape happened to be in the way. A few, unnoticeable specks of sauce landed on his sadly outdated clothing, and the man went absolutely insane.
I tell you, Severus Snape should not be allowed around children. He is homicidal. I could have bled to death. He is extremely lucky there will be no scar defacing my otherwise flawless skin.
I may have slipped with the pumpkin juice as well, but that must have been due to the extreme agony I was in from the first stab wound. The rest was not my fault at all.
~Sirius
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-06-23 10:24 pm UTC |
You're absolutely right about that, Professor. There's something not quite right about that greasy bastard.
| potions_master @ 2002-06-23 10:32 pm UTC |
I beg your pardon, Mr. Weasley. Are you insulting a teacher? I believe you are.
I'm quite certain that perhaps you should learn to hold your tongue when you report for your detention with Filch on Tuesday. Ten points from Gryffindor for your insulting manner.
-Professor Snape
| jadedsirius @ 2002-06-24 10:30 am UTC |
Ron:
While I entirely agree with your sentiment I think perhaps saying that here is not prudent. Sorry about the point loss...
~Sirius