| percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley @ 2002-05-18 18:19:00 |
| Current mood: |  mischievous |
Oh my stars, Percy, that was the most interesting--
Haha, made you look!
*clears throat*
Hallo, our ickle friends. You may have thought our terror was over, but alas! we have returned from our self-imposed exile. (Fred: He means Mum gave us back our computer.) Since leaving school we've opened a wicked shop in Hogsmead, and don't try to tell me you haven't been there. Yes, even you, Professor Snape.
We don't know why they want us to use one of these journal thingies -- Don't only girls have journals? We once found Ronniekins' under his bed, and he had all these soppy love notes to some bird with "brown eyes like dirty pools of water" he could "drown in" and "long coily hair" he wanted to "run his fingers through," and oh geeze, was that funny. Kept us entertained for weeks. -- but we s'pose if Percy has one, we should get one as well.
We imagine Ronnie's face is turning a nice shade of red about now.
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-18 03:57 pm UTC |
STOP CALLING ME RONNIE! AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY STUFFS! I AM NOT TURNING RED, YOU TWO WILL PAY FOR SPREADING RUMOURS LIKE THAT MALFOY FUNGUS, HEAR YOU ME!
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-18 03:59 pm UTC |
Poor ickle Ronnie!
Really, you should learn to hide your private things more carefully. Under the bed! That's the first place someone like us would look.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-18 04:03 pm UTC |
FREDDIPOO,
IT IS NOT MY FAULT YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PRIVACY!
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-18 04:04 pm UTC |
In the Weasley house, there is no such thing as privacy. *nods*
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-18 04:11 pm UTC Re: |
SAYS WHO? I AM TELLING MOTHER ALL ABOUT YOUR OWLSRIPTIONS TO SLEAZY WITCHES!!!
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-18 04:18 pm UTC |
*push up sleeves*
F: We'd just deny everything.
G: Really, telling might be a bad idea. We wouldn't want mum to find out about some of your more private secrets, now would we? And if we can't find any... well, we'd just have to lie!
F: Besides, Dad already know. Ha!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-18 04:23 pm UTC |
DAD knows?!
Oh my bloody hell, of all the brothers in the world, I have to end up with the most irritating ones EVER!
I have other things up my sleeve that MUM would love to know, don't think I am done with you two!!!
| perfectprefect @ 2002-05-19 12:04 am UTC |
Dear George and Frederick,
I should hope that you would have learned by now that the gentleman keeps petty gossip to himself. You are not being very brotherly, to myself nor Ronald. Of course, I can understand the dilemma faced with trying to keep Ronald's reputation in order; he doesn't do a very good job at it, does he? However, it is no excuse for this immaturity. You have graduated from Hogwarts, and if you are old enough to run a . . . "shop" . . . I think you should be old enough to overlook participating in juvenile acts such as this one.
What would Mother and Father think? Have you not thought how this will affect me at the Ministry when they find out that my brothers have the mental capacity and maturity of a blueberry scone?
Disappointed,
Percy.