potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2002-08-14 17:49:00

Current mood:enraged

ATTN: WEASEL.
If you do not change my shoes back immediately, you will have a nose to match your hands. Which, depending upon how you look at it, would probably be a good thing for you.

AND IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF THESE EARS AND WHISKERS I'LL HEX YOU SO HARD YOUR OWL WILL FEEL IT.


Comments:

knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 11:05 am UTC

TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!
TURN MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!!!

N O W.


potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 11:07 am UTC

Oh, but the pink really does bring out the atrocity that is your hair. PERHAPS YOU CAN BORROW MY BUNNY SLIPPERS AND TURN MY SHOES BACK!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 11:11 am UTC

Oh but the bunny ears match your white hair very well, I think you should thank me for it by CHANGING MY ROBES BACK TO BLACK!

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potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 11:15 am UTC

No. I think I should thank you for it by turning your ears into tomatoes. And just think, your family could eat off of them for a week.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 11:25 am UTC

WHAT?!

YOU INGRATEFUL PIECE OF POO! I GAVE YOU BUNNY EARS TO HEAR BETTER WITH AND YOU MADE ME DEAF?!

UNDO IT! NOW!!!!!

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potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 11:28 am UTC

You should be grateful that I turned you deaf, Weasel. I can hear you breathing from over here, what with all FOUR of my ears. Do you have to breathe so sodding loud? Are you breathing through your MOUTH? If these leave bald patches, My Father will have you killed.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 11:38 am UTC

IF YOU DIDN'T TURN MY *NOSE* INTO A COCKROACH CLUSTER, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREATHE THROUGH MY MOUTH!

I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NEW WHISKERS!!!

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potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 11:41 am UTC

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 12:42 pm UTC

A THREAT!

Hermione is a prefect too, you know? Ha ha hah!

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potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 12:44 pm UTC

WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO, WEASEL? TAKE POINTS FROM YOU FOR THREATENING TO TURN MY NECK INTO A SCARF?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 12:50 pm UTC

TAKE POINTS FROM *YOU* FOR EVERYBLOODYTHING YOU JUST DID, MR FUZZY EARS!

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potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 12:52 pm UTC

ARE YOU FORGETTING I CAN TAKE THEM RIGHT BACK FROM GRYFFINDOR, YOU FOOLISH FAILURE?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-08-14 12:56 pm UTC

TAKE

THE

HEXES

OFF

ME

RIGHT

NOW

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2002-08-14 01:13 pm UTC
fluffy bunnies!!!

Squeal!!!

I'd never thought I'd ever say this to a slimy Slytherin, but Malfoy you look soooooo cute!!!! Like Cottonfluff!!!

:D :D :D

Hearts, stars and bunnies,
*~^.Lavender.*.Brown.^~*


potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 01:19 pm UTC
Re: fluffy bunnies!!!

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2002-08-14 01:27 pm UTC
Re: fluffy bunnies!!!

That is NOT FUNNY, MALFOY!!!

You've used that line for only 3000 times!!!

I take it back, Cottonfluff is 1000000 times the bunny you'll ever be!!!

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potterstinks @ 2002-08-14 01:33 pm UTC
Re: fluffy bunnies!!!

Oh, well, there goes my dream.

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