| percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley @ 2002-05-19 21:40:00 |
| Current mood: | devious |
| Current music: | Fred talking to himself |
Sent Professor Snape a photo of Fred. Requested picture of his bum in return. Will see if Fred lives through the night. Feeling very evil at moment, will have to reconsider position as shopkeep. Perhaps politics?
Comments:
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-19 06:43 pm UTC |
*blinks* I'd be upset if I wasn't so damned impressed. Quite cunning, O Brother.
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-19 06:53 pm UTC Hallo, what is this? I've been betrayed! |
What d'you mean, you're the master? The master of what? Being a complete twat?
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-19 06:55 pm UTC Re: Hallo, what is this? I've been betrayed! |
Oh, that hurts right here, Dear Brother. How can you think I, George Weasley, could ever forget my beloved other half? Who is at my side to help create unique jokes? Who is there when I let loose said jokes on the unsuspecting public (i.e. Percy)? Let it be known, publically, that we are the rightful Masters of Trickery.
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-19 06:56 pm UTC Re: Hallo, what is this? I've been betrayed! |
Well, let it never be said you can't do a damned good apology.
(parent)| potions_master @ 2002-05-20 10:49 am UTC |
Weasley,
As amusing as this is to your infantile mind, I do not share your opinion. Ten points from Gryffindor for laughing at stupid jokes.
-Professor Snape
| potterstinks @ 2002-05-20 11:12 am UTC |
Professor,
I couldn't agree with you more. It's a shame, the way the maturity is declining in this place. I'm glad we have you here to balance it out.
Respectfully,
Draco Malfoy
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-20 01:01 pm UTC |
Professor, we're not in Hogwarts anymore. It's not fair of you to punish us for Fred's lustful thoughts.
(parent)| potions_master @ 2002-05-20 10:01 pm UTC |
As far as I am aware Misters Weasley, I am in fact, deducting points from Ronald Weasley. Who, I might point out, *is* a Hogwarts student.
I am perfectly within my right to do so. You can check the school charter: chapter seventeen, section seven, paragraph forty-two, passage twenty-three. It is right there for you to read at your leisure.
-Professor Snape
| perfectprefect @ 2002-05-20 02:10 am UTC |
George,
I had no idea you were interested in politics. Why haven't you come to me about this before? If you'd like, I could possibly put a good word in for you at the Ministry. I can't make any promises, but I know that my word is taken seriously and with respect. It's about time you stopped these shenanigans and buckled down into a real career. Sure, you would have to start out on the bottom rung, perhaps janitorial work, but I think with a bit of effort you could really make something of yourself.
It pleases me greatly to see you expressing your interest in politics. I always knew you could do better things with your life if you would simply apply yourself. Please do let me know if you would like to take me up on my offer. I am, of course, very busy, but I think I could squeeze it in. For family, of course.
Love,
Percy
| percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-20 01:02 pm UTC |
And work next to you? I'd rather be molested by a dragon.
(parent)| pennyclearwater @ 2002-05-21 01:45 am UTC |
George.
Usually I try to stay out of these little squabbles between brothers. I know that in even the closest of families, there are disagreements. It really doesn't involve me.
But I'm disappointed in this comment. I don't see that there is any purpose behind it other than to be hurtful. Your brother loves you very much, George, and to suggest that unwilling relations with a dragon are preferrable to being in the same building as him is immature and cruel.
I know that you didn't mean to hurt anyone. I understand how much you enjoy a good joke, George. There is nothing wrong with that. But please take care to be a little more considerate of the feelings of others before you speak.
Best regards,
Penelope
