jadedsirius in nocturne_alley: Poncy Werewolves

Poncy Werewolves
In response to the post in which Professor Lupin called me a wuss:

The Poncy Werewolf

Taken at some point after Lily and James' wedding and involving, I believe, a very good bottle of 1969 Dom Perignon.

Need I say more?

~Sirius

lupercus @ 2002-09-15 12:30 am UTC

That's it.

I am having you neutered.

Run.

jadedsirius @ 2002-09-15 02:02 pm UTC

*snorts* you can try, Moony...

but it can be rather hard to run when you're trying to clutch your dignity round you...

~Sirius

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lupercus @ 2002-09-15 05:18 pm UTC

On second thought.

Will have you eaten by dragon.

It can be arranged.

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seamus_f @ 2002-09-15 05:47 am UTC
Inquiry

Professor Black:

Is it possible to obtain copies of this photo? Perhaps enlarged and/or framed, suitable for hanging in one's dorm room?

Much obliged,

Seamus Finnigan

PS--Is there a similar one of you available? You know, a companion piece?

jadedsirius @ 2002-09-15 02:05 pm UTC
Re: Inquiry

Sorry, Mr. Finnigan, but that photo is part of my, ah, personal collection.

As for a picture of myself, no doubt Professor Lupin is right now scouring all of England to find a suitable form of photographic retaliation.

~Sirius

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lupercus @ 2002-09-15 05:19 pm UTC
Re: Inquiry

Don't encourage him, Finnigan.

And please stop following me around. It's unsettling.

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hannahabbott @ 2002-09-15 06:32 pm UTC
Re: Inquiry

It seems that you have a follower of sorts, Professor.
That's what you get by mentioning nude and teaching in the same sentance.

But I'll take pity on you - I'm make sure he doesn't stare at you too much in the Dracology Lecture.

- Hannah-the-Otter

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seamus_f @ 2002-09-16 09:39 pm UTC
Re: Inquiry

Hannah! Whose side are you on? Honestly, staring during lecture? Do you take me for a third year?

Gah!

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hannahabbott @ 2002-09-17 07:46 pm UTC
Re: Inquiry

Do you take me for a third year?

On the occassion. Admit it, Seamus, you stare right from under those half-closed eyelids.

I've seen you do it. *hugs Seamus for being Seamus*

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2002-09-15 08:46 am UTC

:D :D :D !!!

petitemillicent @ 2002-09-15 09:07 am UTC

M. B.

onourbrooms @ 2002-09-15 09:34 am UTC

What an excellent rendering of all of Remus's masculine charm. Socks *and* shoes still on-- how very porn-movie.

Sirius, my opinion of you has just raised significantly. I didn't think anything could outdo Severus in a skirt, but you may just have the prize here.

jadedsirius @ 2002-09-15 02:20 pm UTC

Well, not all of his masculine charm, of course. But I'm glad to have entertained you.

I am sure that quite soon Remus will be posting something similarly entertaining of me, so do stay tuned.

And feel free to post any other pics of the Potions master you might have laying around...

~Sirius

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onourbrooms @ 2002-09-16 12:56 pm UTC

Doubtlessly. This little traipse down memory lane is far too amusing.

I'm sure Severus is going through all of his possessions to find a rebuttal for me, of course, but my purpose in life is to amuse and enlighten. As surely the lacy-apron photo did. Therefore, pictures to the world.

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purestblood @ 2002-09-17 01:41 am UTC

I've a few pics of you, Sirius, posing in, shall we say, a less than dignified manner.

Or don't you remember?

Lucius

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jadedsirius @ 2002-09-17 03:21 pm UTC

You know that I don't remember, Lucius. Apparently the whole experience was rather forgettable.

~Sirius

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purestblood @ 2002-09-17 11:01 pm UTC

Oh, I wouldn't say that. The house-elves are still talking about it.

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lupercus @ 2002-09-15 05:24 pm UTC

Socks *and* shoes still on-- how very porn-movie.

It's not *my* fetish.

And I'd appreciate you not tittering at me in the corridors, Xiomara. I have enough trouble with the Slytherin women.

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onourbrooms @ 2002-09-16 01:01 pm UTC

Certainly. After all, do I not seem to recall one 6th year magical creature running about the halls chanting "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!" being pursued by a rather enthusiastic black dog?

Remus, Remus. I am merely showing my appreciation of your very artful posing in the photograph. How could you ever misconstrue that as tittering?

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lupercus @ 2002-09-17 12:18 am UTC

... I don't remember that.

I would never-

Honestly, that's-

Oh, sod off, Xiomara.

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jadedsirius @ 2002-09-17 04:59 pm UTC

You do blush so attractively, Remus.

~Sirius

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lupercus @ 2002-09-18 02:48 pm UTC

I am so not talking to you.

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missgranger @ 2002-09-15 02:33 pm UTC

I think someone misunderstood me when I said I wanted to see more of my professors...

hannahabbott @ 2002-09-15 06:39 pm UTC

Nice...boots, Professor.

Nice boots. *blushing*

- Hannah