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Again, I am faced with having to tolerate unprovoked attacks on my person. Xiomara saw fit to post a regrettable photo of none other than myself. Now this particular photograph, mind you, was taken after the whole group of us had finished off my private supply of absinthe and fire whiskey.

The reason behind this particular revel is lost after years, not to mention the black outs since. However, I believe that I was not the only one who fell victim to the 'dare' option in the 'truth or dare' game. Since I have nothing to hide, I will go on to say that we went out in public after that. I must admit it was one of the best times of my life. Take that how you will.

As for Xiomara and embarrassing photographs, she was not always the stern dignified flying instructor that you all know and *cough* respect. She was the acting chair for the GLWA (Gay and Lesbian Wizarding Association) and in fact had been the Parade Queen (no pun intended) for an impressive seven years running. Here is the photo that was on the cover of the 1000th issue of "The Voice" and was a collector's edition as well.

Comments:

lupercus @ 2002-09-16 11:51 pm UTC

My, what a delightfully... vivid image of Xiomara. I wonder if it were her I saw shaking a tailfeather at a delightful little establishment I discovered while on holiday in the States... I believe it was called Babylon? She looks the type.

I have to admit that it was quite an impressive class all in all.

I appreciate those words, Severus, more than you may ever know. Thank you. I'm happy you enjoyed it.

Incidentally, my theoretical gold's on the theoretical Gryffindor. I believe sinistra keeping tabs on this?

Theoretically?

sinistra @ 2002-09-17 01:01 am UTC

Indeed, Remus, your theoretical galleons have been theoretically noted. Odds seem to be in favour of the theoretical Hufflepuff, oddly, but the theoretical Gryffindor seems marginally and theoretically more repressed. Of course, sharing a house with so many siblings can cause these sorts of things. Walls are so very thin.

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purestblood @ 2002-09-17 01:25 am UTC

Theoretically, were I a gambling man, I'd put twenty galleons on the Hufflepuff. The only thing the theoretical Gryffindor learned at home was how to wank off without making a sound.

Lucius

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sinistra @ 2002-09-17 01:39 am UTC

The ever dependable Looshie, putting the "too" in "too rich for my blood." An appropriate saying for the Malfoys, isn't it? Theoretically noted, Lucius. We could have done without that last bit.

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onourbrooms @ 2002-09-17 03:15 pm UTC

Personally, I think the wanking bit was more of a family experience. Perhaps even dear old dad joined in...?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2002-09-17 08:02 pm UTC

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jadedsirius @ 2002-09-17 01:36 pm UTC

And I do not stalk people to make them take medicinal potions. If the dolt wants to catch his death of pneumonia, then who am I to stand in the way of his ambitions?

Then what do you call visiting my rooms every night making sure I've emptied every foul beakerful? Professional pride?

I feel just fine.

~Sirius

onourbrooms @ 2002-09-17 01:55 pm UTC

Perhaps Severus feels the need to tuck you in, Sirius.

The better to eat you with, or similar.

-X.H.

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