| lockerygildhart in nocturne_alley @ 2002-10-21 21:46:00 |
| Current mood: | HELLO?! |
| Current music: | Oh, hello there! |
Hello!
Hello! I've just noticed the funniest thing, here -
Oh, hello there! How are you? Ah, not one for talking, eh? Cat got your tongue? No, no, you're just shy, I can see that. Well, hello! Oh, but you do have the loveliest flaxen hair! Hello!
There is this chap here who seems very happy! Smiling a lot, smiling hello!
Who IS that chap in the violet pointy hat?
That's rather a strange hat, isn't it? Looks a bit like a dunce cap? Are you a dunce, there? Oh, but you're far too charming to be a dunce!
Hello!
Where are you going? Hello?
Oh, hello!
Comments:
 lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:46 pm UTC |
Oh, hello, old mate! Perhaps you can be a bit of help. I seem to have forgotten how I got here.
Hello? Listen, mate, if you aren't going to help, just say so instead of being cheeky!
| lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:47 pm UTC |
No, hello! Come back! I'd just stepped out for a moment, I'd be glad to help! Hello! Let me know what I can do!
(parent) lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:51 pm UTC |
Erm, hello. Him over there in the violet says you're a stuffed coat!
(parent) lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:48 pm UTC |
Hello! Don't bother with him, he's a terrible stuffed coat! Hello! It's me! I'll help!
(parent) lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:49 pm UTC |
HELLO! Don't you go talking about me behind my back, there, Charlie!
(parent)| lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:52 pm UTC |
He's not talking behind your back, sonny jim, he's just trying to help me! You ARE a stuffed coat!
(parent) lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:57 pm UTC |
Hello, you fool!!!! He IS talking about me when I'm not looking! Any fool can see it! You ought to wake up and smell the daisies!
(parent)| lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:53 pm UTC |
Do you want to take this outside, you great peacoat?!
(parent) lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:54 pm UTC |
Oh, no thank you, I'd not like the split pea. I'll much rather have the cress.
(parent)| lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 06:59 pm UTC |
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ISN'T ANYONE! GOING TO HELP! ME!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO?!?!!?!?!
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-10-21 07:04 pm UTC |
Oh Gods TEETH. Please be a dear and click the little link that says 'log out.' A man with your incapacity does not belong on the 'entre net'.
~Narcissa Malfoy
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-10-21 07:11 pm UTC |
I do NOT have large teeth, NOR are you welcome in the least. Perchance you have a few mirrors with which to entertain yourself? I understand that imbeciles such as yourself are simply fascinated with shiny objects much like an infant. Go flit off now.
~Narcissa Malfoy
 lockerygildhart @ 2002-10-21 07:19 pm UTC |
Hello! No, I can scarcely tell you once carried an infant in your stomach! Really! The weight is nearly gone! Glad to help!
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2002-10-21 07:22 pm UTC |
Someone really ought to put you out of your misery. . .
~NM
| sinistra @ 2002-10-21 08:18 pm UTC |
Battling wits with an invalid, Narcissa? How very appropriate.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2002-10-21 08:33 pm UTC |
I was merely trying to be helpful, Sylvia. Of course, that is a concept that you know nothing about, as was made glaringly obvious by my son's account of that horrid Shrieking Shack detention.
Do you have nothing better to do than stalk me over the entre net?
~NM
| sinistra @ 2002-10-21 08:46 pm UTC |
Oh, you're right, of course! I could instead spend my time on the "entre net" being insulted by a man in St. Mungo's. It must be pretty sad when even victims of Memory Charms can see your horse-like teeth, isn't it?
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2002-10-21 08:50 pm UTC |
On the contrary, there is nothing "horse-like" about me, Slyvia. Just because I am well-renound for my beauty and class as you are for your surly, anti-social attitude does not give you the right to go about disparaging me. Find yourself a hobby, I say.
~NM
| sinistra @ 2002-10-21 09:00 pm UTC |
What a splendid idea. Have you any utensils I might borrow to begin grafting a mural into my thigh? I would so love to learn the fine art of beauty, you know.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2002-10-21 09:04 pm UTC |
I'm quite sure that you would but, alas, I have no patience to educate one who could use etiquette lessons from a lowly house elf. You might inquire of that rather flamboyant flying instructor - I understand you share common interests.
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