| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2002-12-07 10:58:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
I've just got back from Quidditch practice, which is most unfortunate, as I hate practising on Saturdays. And why were we practising on a Saturday, you ask? We were due to hold it yesterday afternoon, after the Gryffindors, of course, since the rule is First Suck Up First Serve, but the Gryffindors were bloody late getting off of the pitch. As though any amount of practice is going to help them win any games. Evidently, though, they've realised how horrendous their skills are, because we had to wait until they were done squeezing as much practice as possible in.
Naturally, I had it out with that Gryffindor captain, Landgreen, who seemed to think he was fully in his right extending practice. And why? Because the Gryffindor Seeker was late to practice. How rich.
Fortunately, or what I thought was fortunate at the time, Professor Snape was made aware of what was going on, so surely one would think that Potter was going to get an earful about it. After all, it is hardly good form to make the Slytherins wait to practise when we had the pitch quite legally reserved. Professor Snape did, of course, come down on Potter for it, but it seems I forgot one technicality:
I still had yet to receive my Isolate Potter detention. In fact, I was the last student in the castle who hadn't. Naturally, I assumed Professor Snape had long ago realised the absurdity of my serving detention on Potter's behalf, but no. As it turns out, until now, Potter hadn't done anything worth giving me detention for.
Words cannot express what a sodding outrage it is that I've been assigned detention on Potter's behalf. As though Potter is going to learn anything from it! If anything, he's probably regretting he hadn't done something even worse just to let me take the punishment. And why should I have to serve detention at seven o'clock in the morning tomorrow because POTTER was late?!
I intend to write to My Father about this immediately. In fact, I may just make an appointment with the headmaster, though I doubt the coot will listen to a word I have to say. I've already had one appointment with Dumbledore, and all he did was offer me sweets, when I was trying to alert him of the fact that his staff was unjust. The man is absolutely daft, and a sadist to boot.
I've no idea what my detention is, but since Professor Snape is assigning it, I'm fairly certain that it will only be a matter of writing lines or something like that. Certainly a Malfoy shouldn't have to serve any sort of menial labour owing to Potter. Professor Snape is a brilliant man, of course. He knows that.
However, now that Potter has managed to get me a detention, I'd suggest that the Gryffindors make sure everyone's safe in their beds this evening. Just a word of advice.
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-07 09:36 am UTC |
Is that a threat, Malfoy? I don't know what you are bloody complaining about, it's detention with Snape, all you'll have to do is shine his shoes with your tongue. Exactly what you do best, hah!
| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 11:14 am UTC |
A threat? Are you addressing I? Simply some good advice between friends, Weasel.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-07 11:34 am UTC |
Oh save your bullshit, goatcheese. We'll do whatever we want and if you end up having to scrub the bathrooms, I'll be sure to be there to cheer you on, mate.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 12:41 pm UTC |
You'd go to all that trouble just to loan me your head as a mop? Weasley, I'm touched.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-07 12:44 pm UTC Re: |
When in the world did I say that, you sod. I didn't know you can't read on top of all the other things you can't do!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 12:44 pm UTC |
Surely you don't think I'd just let you come and watch my detention. No, you'd be playing a valuable part.
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-07 12:48 pm UTC |
You think I'll be there to hold a bucket while you drool over Snape's boots?! Thanks but no thanks!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 12:50 pm UTC |
I do not drool. Perhaps you're just used to being around family members that go without food so long that they salivate at the smell of it, but some of us have had a decent upbringing.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-07 12:55 pm UTC |
I'd hardly compare Snape's shoes to food, you disgusting little git!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 12:56 pm UTC |
Really? I've heard that's as much as you get for Christmas supper.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 01:35 pm UTC |
More than you, I'm sure. My Father works with yours, of course, and he always has an interesting story about the poor, unfortunate Weasleys.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-08 03:35 am UTC Re: |
Well obviously my dad has better things to do than talk about your filthy family all the bloody time!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-08 11:52 am UTC |
Like what, Weasel? Stealing "enchanted" dishes from old ladies so he has something to feed his children off of at home? Now that's something to be proud of.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-12-08 11:55 am UTC Re: |
He did no such thing, you sodding liar! Only YOU would believe the tall tales your FATHER tells you! STOP SPAMMING MY INBOX WITH YOUR STUPID COMMENTS!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-08 11:56 am UTC |
"Spamming." What an eloquent choice of verbs. Allow me to just point out the fact that you were the one who started commenting to me. Idiot.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 12:44 pm UTC |
As do I, Pansy, as do I. Of course, Professor Snape should know that My Father wouldn't be very happy if I was forced to do something unsavoury.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2002-12-07 01:00 pm UTC |
I did not.
You are clearly going deaf, or blind.
I hear too much masturbation does that, Banana Boy.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2002-12-07 01:41 pm UTC |
Why, Millicent, if I didn't know better, based on your sense of humour I'd think you were a Gryffindor.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-12-09 11:03 pm UTC |
So glad you noticed, Pansy. Why don't you wear that little lace and silk number more often?
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