knight_to_h3 in nocturne_alley @ 2003-02-10 12:51:00

Current mood: crushed
Current music:Pain and woe!

Malfoy murdered my toes!
Mr. Weasley,

You will never speak to my wife in that manner again. Do I make myself clear? Is there something I could do to help reinforce that lesson? If so, rest assured that I will do so.

Your mother and I have agreed that you will be working part-time around Hogwarts to help pay some of the expenses related to replacing Draco's owl. Seven thousand galleons is a lot of money to some, Mr. Weasley, and especially so to your parents. You will report to Professor Snape and he will see to it that you are given jobs suitable to your education and upbringing.

Do not hesitate to contact me with any questions you may have regarding this matter.

Lucius Malfoy

...

Sod that! Malfoy just crushed my toes because I accidentally kicked him, bloody vicious thing! I may never walk again! How will I play Quidditch! I think this evens out his sodding owl's death! My toes!

Comments:

potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:58 pm UTC

I JUST SAW YOU WALK OVER TO GRANGER'S COMPUTER AND PULL A ROLL OF PARCHMENT OUT OF HER RUCKSACK.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 09:01 pm UTC

PROVE IT!

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potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 09:02 pm UTC

You're still copying from it right now! I can see Granger's name on the top of the sodding parchment!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 09:03 pm UTC

She handed it to me because YOU MURDERED MY TOES!

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potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 09:07 pm UTC

Oh, right, then. Granger just handed you her work to copy?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 09:08 pm UTC
Re:

FOR REFERENCE, OKAY? WHY DO YOU CARE?!

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potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 09:14 pm UTC

Why don't we ask Granger, then?

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just_harry @ 2003-02-09 09:00 pm UTC

You don't really have to work with Snape, do you?


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 09:05 pm UTC

Like hell I will!

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potions_master @ 2003-02-09 09:33 pm UTC

Weasley,

I'd suggest that you keep your pathetically mutinous thoughts to yourself. However, don't let me dissuade you from reading the howler that I'm sure you will find waiting for you at breakfast in the morning. I am quite certain your mother, kind and gentle woman that she is, would be extremely aggrieved to know that her youngest son brings more shame upon the Weasley name - if that's remotely possible.

Do stop whinging, I am quite certain that Madame Pomfrey will be more than willing to part with some Skele-Gro for your *ahem* heinous injuries.

I expect you to report to the kitchen after supper tomorrow night. Welcome to the working world, Weasley.

-Professor Snape

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 09:37 pm UTC
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I'm really looking forward to it but I'll have to cancel because I cannot walk and it is all Malfoy's fault, Professor!

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sinistra @ 2003-02-09 09:37 pm UTC

I love the smell of a desperate excuse in the evening.

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potions_master @ 2003-02-09 09:52 pm UTC

Right then, Weasley.

I am sending a house-elf with a dose of Skele-Gro. Wouldn't want to keep you from working your debts off, would I? Of course, should you refuse to take this dose, I will be forced to send this sealed scroll off to a Mrs. Molly Weasley regarding your ridiculously paltry attempt to squirm out of any responsibility for your own actions.

Save your excuses, Weasley. I am not a paragon to sympathy at the moment.

-Professor Snape

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la_pensee @ 2003-02-10 09:52 pm UTC

Mothers often tell their children, "I'll kiss it better." Perhaps you could find someone to do the same for your toes.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-10 11:44 pm UTC
Re:

Uh...okay.

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onourbrooms @ 2003-02-13 05:39 pm UTC

You fear for your ability to play Quidditch. I fear it never existed at all.

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-13 05:52 pm UTC
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Er, what never existed? My toes? They are still broken!

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