| goyle in nocturne_alley @ 2003-03-29 07:16:00 |
| Current mood: |  artistic |
national insult a slug day
this has bin an honurred tradishun thrugh the yers as ferst started by Elle Farfinkle twenty for yers ago wen she spent fortynine days insulting every slug in her garden
in honurr of this sacrerd day:
YOU - as said befor - yu smell. yu smel bad.
YOU - yor hair luks like hippogryff dung
YOU - no won lissens to yu, yu no...
YOU - yor sister is pritier than yu are
YOU - yor hair is pirty carnt think of a bad thing to say
YOU - yor a wet wimp and the pot-head wil never like yu cuz yor sniffly and weerd
YOU - cho mayks a beter yu but thats not tu hard!!
YOU - uh yor camra is reely lowd
YOU - yu hav the werst tayst in frends
YOU - yu mayb pritier than yor sister but yu both luk like dung
YOU - have more spots then a dalmashun
YOU - no wons even herd of yu
YOU - are fat
YOU - have the dres sens of a giantess
YOU - yor teeth are cruked
YOU - no ofens reely intended but wy dus yor offis smel of dog????
YOU - are stoopider then me, have awful hair and yor muther is so fat she sat on a raynbow and every flaver beans poped out the end
YOU - carnt insult to save yer life
YOU - yor hair luks like yu got hit by litening
YOU - are a nansy ponse
YOU - have flees
YOU - have no lyfe and are just weerd hoo spends howrs in the librarie neway??? get a life!!!!
YOU - everywun hayts yu cuz yor depresing and ded!!
YOU - yor cat needs to be brushed wons ina wile
YOU - crnt reely insult to sayv yor life but oops yor dead
YOU - two werds - Percy Weasley. how yu cudnt be sik dating the pompus soandso ill never no
YOU - arnt as funy as yu think yu ar in fact the only funy thing abowt yu is yor muther, hoo is so stoopid she got run over by a parkd car
YOU - ar a big pompus git
YOU - ayt a hole bag of proons the uther day and dont think i didnt see yu - and thets weerd, not just eating proons but hiding under yor desk to eet them
YOU - have nuthing in yor head but fluff
YOU - have nuthing bad to say abowt you but admirrashun wy if i had poter around me for that long hed be ded by now - in fact poter is so hatable he who cant/wont be naymed met him for won secund and tryed to kill him!!!!! wot dus that say abowt him???
YOU - yu are evul hah but thets a compulment
YOU - are a wurs speler than me doant think i doant no hoo else woos lukking into speling charmed payber at flurish and blots
YOU - smel like poo
YOU - ar so anoying sumwon dyed to get away from yu!
YOU - can onlee see the futur after yuve drunk ten botles of butterbeer and it isnt the futur miss.
YOU - are sadistik and meen
YOU - are uglee and shudnt be ther
YOU - are fater than weesleys mum
YOU - are uglee
YOU - SNOR
YOU - shud be in huflepuff!!!!!!!
end my werk heer is dun.
G Goyle
Comments:
| potions_master @ 2003-03-29 12:56 am UTC |
It does indeed say a bit about Mr Potter, Mr Goyle. Five points to Slytherin.
- Profesor Snape
| percyneedsalife @ 2003-03-29 03:19 am UTC |
Did you know that it's legal to shoot Welsh people in Shrewsbury on a Sunday?
No, of course you wouldn't. But polyjuice is a wonderful thing.
| onourbrooms @ 2003-03-29 05:21 am UTC |
I am quite pleased that I managed to remain unscathed. Five points for your outstanding foresight.
 artistic_flower @ 2003-03-29 09:35 am UTC I'm wounded. Really. |
I fail to see how someone could take an insult from you seriously, for you have all the intelligence of someone dropped repeatedly on the head shortly after birth.
| boot_boy @ 2003-03-29 04:14 pm UTC |
For the first time in my life, I find myself sexually attracted to you, Goyle.
| seekercho @ 2003-03-30 12:37 am UTC |
Oops, sorry Terry. Perhaps I shouldn't have given him the breasts in that case, then.
- Cho
| jadedsirius @ 2003-03-29 04:21 pm UTC |
I am not certain if I've actually been insulted because I cannot decipher your writing, Mr. Goyle.
| artistic_flower @ 2003-03-29 08:12 pm UTC |
I think he said your office smells of dog, Professor.
(parent)| pennyclearwater @ 2003-03-30 02:14 am UTC |
Yes, I can see how he might be a little bit over your head.
| colin__creevey @ 2003-03-30 04:46 pm UTC |
I know, it really is! I wanted one with a softer shutter for Christmas but my Dad and I looked everywhere and we couldn't find one with a silent click that didn't hamper the shutter speed! I've been trying to find a good silencing charm to use, but for some reason all the ones I try blur the lens! The last time I tried it on an SLR I had to cast TWO MORE spells just to defog the lens and then sharpen the focus! I didn't know it bothered you though! You should have said something! Hey, I know, I have a pair of earmuffs leftover from Herbologey you can borrow when we go out to shoot stuff again! Oh and you're wrong about Harry, you know--he doesn't smell at all! I've thought about this and decided you haven't really gotten a good whiff of him at the right times--you're only around him when he's coming out of the Great Hall and you know people always smell like whatever they've just eaten after that! If you think it's a real problem though I know a few deodorizing spells I can give him! But then again he's Harry so I'm sure he'd already thought of that by himself! Anyway, thanks for the heads up about my camera! I'll see what I can do about finding a new spell!
| hannahabbott @ 2003-03-30 09:21 pm UTC |
YOU - have the dres sens of a giantess
Take two points for a half-decent insult, Goyle, and another one for spelling "giantess" correctly.
- Hannah Abbott
Hufflepuff Prefect
 legit_regit @ 2003-04-02 08:21 pm UTC oh bother... |
YOU - distinctly lack a firm grip on the English language.
| goyle @ 2003-04-02 10:44 pm UTC Re: oh bother... |
no, yor rong.
i onle doant have a grasp of the ritten side
my oral side is gud
so nuh
Goyle
