onourbrooms @ 2002-10-03 21:02:00

Current mood: gloomy

Ah, the charm that one can find in April showers.

Except when it's not April.

And when it's not so much a shower as a *tsunami*.

I would dearly love to be taking this opportunity to discuss current events involving everyone's favorite snugglebunnies (or should i say puppies? I would ask if it's true when you hear the usually quite believable praises sung of that rough, long tongue; but I really can't bear that mental picture. Speaking of which, I am certain the photographs of such a coupling would be quite lucrative. We could make millions, Severus, really-- swimming in firewhiskey. Just some strategic cameras...) but it is *pissing* it down still, and I have a distinct fear that there's not much to restore my lovely but languishing 1879 Oakshaft. One of my very best brooms, perhaps the first I shall ever lose; irreplaceable, incalculable injury... mildew.

She is going very slowly, perhaps slower because of my nursing efforts, but it is a near certainty. I grieve my broom-- do not disturb my quarters unless you bear alcohol or a cure.


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