| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 15:09:00 |
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-22 09:24 pm UTC |
Don't you think people will be angry that you've put yourself first? Oh, well. It's your funeral.
| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 09:31 pm UTC |
Don't you have a house-elf to torture? Or a baby to steal candy from?
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 09:39 pm UTC |
Well, by all means, Malfoy, don't let my tale of woe keep you.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-22 09:41 pm UTC |
But you've not even started telling it. What a disappointment.
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 09:43 pm UTC |
Ask your father, I'm sure he knows all the gritty details.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-22 09:44 pm UTC |
Surely the details can't get any grittier than yours. Where did the blood come from? Is it true you were just lying there for days?
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 09:48 pm UTC |
Of course! My dead brother on one side and my loony brother on the other! Although I must admit George behaved a bit like your mum when she's getting it from your father. That must be why the Death Eaters liked watching it so much.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-22 09:53 pm UTC |
Oh, lord, I don't even know where to begin with that. You're implying that you've watched My Parents having sex, which would indicate that you were the one who enjoyed watching things. Which actually fits rather nicely with the time one of you admitted you wished your father was more like mine.
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 09:58 pm UTC |
Actually, I was implying your mum is a frigid slag.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-22 10:00 pm UTC |
But you see, My Mother was with me for all of Easter holidays. Where was yours?
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2004-04-22 09:51 pm UTC |
It's alright, Harry. We both know he doesn't have anything better to do.
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