petitemillicent @ 2003-09-11 09:08:00

I am ready to leave now.

Let me go.

Failing that, I am willing to settle for menopause.

M. B.

Comments:


erniemacmillan @ 2003-09-11 02:53 am UTC

Why do you want to leave! Hogwarts is great!

petitemillicent @ 2003-09-11 03:10 am UTC

I hate to say this, but I disagree rather violently.

M. B.

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-09-11 03:17 am UTC

So leave, then!

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-11 03:19 am UTC

Ladies first.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-11 02:58 am UTC

Perhaps we can find you a menopause spell.

petitemillicent @ 2003-09-11 03:09 am UTC

No need to trouble yourself.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-11 03:21 am UTC

No, really, I think it would be for the best. I'd not have to hear about your blood clots and the world would be saved your reproduction.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-11 03:28 am UTC

No, really, you do not have to hear about my blood clots.

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 08:55 am UTC

is something the matter? :(

petitemillicent @ 2003-09-12 08:57 am UTC

As a matter of fact, yes.

Are you up for a female-bonding heart-to-heart chat?

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 09:00 am UTC

um ... ok. what do you want to chat about?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-12 09:04 am UTC

My blood clots from two weeks back, if you do not mind terribly.

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 09:07 am UTC

that doesnt sound very good. are you ill?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-12 09:09 am UTC

Well I appear to be engaging you in a conversation.

The doctors say it is too late.

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 09:11 am UTC

shall i fetch the nurse?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-12 09:13 am UTC

For the female-bonding?

Am I not enough for you, Bones?

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 09:14 am UTC

no i just thought you were ill. do you want to have lunch? :)

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-12 09:16 am UTC

Sure, it is a date.

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 09:18 am UTC

ok! i will be by the lake. it is nice out of doors.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-12 09:20 am UTC

:)

M. B.

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susanbones @ 2003-09-12 09:23 am UTC

:D

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divineparvati @ 2003-09-12 06:41 pm UTC

Doesn't menopause go hand in Hand with adult diapers?

petitemillicent @ 2003-09-13 02:18 am UTC

Is that an incentive to you?

M. B.

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divineparvati @ 2003-09-13 03:31 am UTC

Quite the opposite, I'd have to Say. You?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-13 03:38 am UTC

If I agree, will you promise not to ask me out for lunch?

M. B.

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divineparvati @ 2003-09-13 03:58 am UTC

Don't fret, I wasn't Intending to. Wherever did you get That idea?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-13 04:03 am UTC

I had lunch with a dreamcatchers-lover yesterday.

I have now understandably inherited their Hufflepuffian paranoia.

M. B.

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divineparvati @ 2003-09-13 04:24 am UTC

I extend my deepest Sympathies.

Might I ask Why?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-09-13 05:00 am UTC

Yes, you may.

Though I do not see why you have to.

M. B.

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divineparvati @ 2003-09-13 06:14 am UTC

I suppose I just Won't, then.

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