petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:56:00

Celebrate. Celebrate.
Draco is cranky because his birthday present died.

It is not my fault he decided to have a birthday party four months later so people would give him extra presents.

I bought it for his real birthday.

If he opened it then this would not be a problem.

His mother is trying to make me read self-help books.

I do not see why the Minister brings Weasley everywhere like his date.

Draco sulked.

Pansy shined.

I sat.

Finnigan tried to spy on me.

I sat on him by mistake.

Good times, good times.

M. B.

Comments:

potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 12:30 am UTC

Well, hm. I can't imagine why I would be irritated that you gave me a rotted Puffskein for my birthday.

petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 12:33 am UTC

It was not rotted when I bought it.

It was going to be very funny.

Actually.

It still is.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 12:40 am UTC

If you thought you were being clever by referencing an in joke, you were quite incorrect.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 12:43 am UTC

Are you taking forever to answer me because you are writing your essay about your party?

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 12:54 am UTC

No, you moron, I'm busy. Sally-Anne is still here.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 12:57 am UTC

I see.

Are you having sex?

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 01:06 am UTC

Yes, and I am, of course, pausing to comment to you in the middle of it. After all, I would hate to do something without you present.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:12 am UTC

You must not be very good.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 01:20 am UTC

Aside from the fact that I am not actually doing anything of the sort, I am able to do more than one thing at once anyway.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:23 am UTC

Stop.

I am going to be ill.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 01:29 am UTC

Oh, well in that case, that's exactly what Sally-Anne and I are doing.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:32 am UTC

It is not you.

It is her.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 01:38 am UTC

Your jealousy is rather transparent.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:41 am UTC

So are wet pyjamas.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 01:44 am UTC

Was that meant to make some sort of sense?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:47 am UTC

It did if you are me.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 01:51 am UTC

So no, then.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 01:55 am UTC

Maybe.

M. B.

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deanthomas @ 2004-04-11 07:40 am UTC

Actually, I was the one spying. I'm pretty good huh? It seems you didn't even see me.

petitemillicent @ 2004-04-11 09:33 am UTC

Did you find out my shoe size.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 09:53 am UTC

It seems I didn't even see your name on the guest list.

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seamus_f @ 2004-04-11 10:56 am UTC

The invitation said "and guest". I RSVP'd "and guest". I brought a guest. I'm not sure what the issue is here. Did you really expect me to attend a gathering to which MB was invited without back up?

Besides, MB and Dean share a special bond.

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deanthomas @ 2004-04-11 07:20 pm UTC

HEY. -_-

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-11 09:33 pm UTC

I assumed you were thinking wishfully. How was I to know you actually had someone who would want to be your guest?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-12 12:32 am UTC

I do not bond.

Why did you not come in horse form.

M. B.

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