petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 14:30:00

Entry.
My mother owled me today asking how I did for my N.E.W.T.s.

I told her I am getting married soon.

And that I plan to have several children, so that I would not notice if I lose any.

When will you come back.

You are welcome, too.

M. B.


Comments:

blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 12:44 pm UTC

That is a lofty plan, Miss Bulstrode.


petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 12:52 pm UTC

My mother is lofty.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 12:54 pm UTC

She is.

Does she still fancy peach fragrance, by the by?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 12:55 pm UTC

I do not know.

You and your son pay more attention to her perfume than I do.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 12:57 pm UTC

It is quite a memorable perfume. I shan't ever forget it.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:00 pm UTC

Draco's vomit was more memorable.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 01:02 pm UTC

His reaction was only natural and out of fear for the safety of his olfactory senses.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:07 pm UTC

He put my olfactory senses in danger.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 01:09 pm UTC

In times of danger, one must often put themselves before their friends.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 01:09 pm UTC

I'm glad someone understands.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 01:11 pm UTC

Oh, darling, of course I understand. I understand more than you know.

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purestblood @ 2004-04-18 02:14 pm UTC

You always have, my love. People underestimate you at times, much to their detriment. Knowledge can be a dangerous thing, can't it, my beloved wife?

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 02:17 pm UTC

You are right, Lucius. Many people dismiss me as insipid or the like and they cannot be more wrong. Knowledge can indeed be dangerous. Even one without my superior intellect knows this.

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purestblood @ 2004-04-18 02:19 pm UTC

Your intellect is quite superior, my love. As are several of your more notable attributes.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 02:19 pm UTC

You do have a way with words, darling.

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purestblood @ 2004-04-18 02:23 pm UTC

Might I stop by your chambers momentarily? I have something for you, darling.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 02:26 pm UTC

Yes you may.

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purestblood @ 2004-04-18 02:31 pm UTC

Oh, darling... be there shortly.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 02:48 pm UTC

Thank you for sending this to my e-mail.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 03:41 pm UTC

You are most welcome.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:12 pm UTC

Yes.

Perfume is very dangerous to Draco.

He might have to breathe it.

This does not explain your perfume, however.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 01:13 pm UTC

Breathing in something that one does not find to their liking is indeed dangerous.

My perfume needs no explanation.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:18 pm UTC

What about fonts.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 01:19 pm UTC

I like fonts. They amuse me.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:20 pm UTC

They put my optical senses in danger.

M. B.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 01:22 pm UTC

Pity, that.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 12:54 pm UTC

That's a lovely photo, Mother.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-18 12:56 pm UTC

Of course it is, as is yours. We Malfoys photograph well.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 12:54 pm UTC

I'm surprised your mother hasn't asked how your retirement's going, actually.


petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 12:56 pm UTC

She also wished me a happy sixteenth birthday this year.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 01:01 pm UTC

Oh, you mean she remembered your birthday?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:07 pm UTC

She did.

In January.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 01:13 pm UTC

Your mother is always good for entertainment. I should send her my regards.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 01:22 pm UTC

I thought you were having a lie in.

Is your injury not bothering you.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 01:29 pm UTC

Of course I'm having a lie in. I do have a laptop, after all.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:18 pm UTC

Stop typing.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:19 pm UTC

But how will you go on without me?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:21 pm UTC

The question is, how will you go on without a hand.

It is not like you have seven to begin with.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:25 pm UTC

How dare you imply that I would be so mutated?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:30 pm UTC

If you lose both your arms by not listening to me, I promise to use you as a lamp stand.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:33 pm UTC

I'm bored and I've no idea what that was even supposed to mean.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:34 pm UTC

Well, neither do I.

I am just wondering how many comments it will take to make you stop typing.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:36 pm UTC

My wrist is healed, you Muggle-lover. Of course, the whole affair was rather taxing, but it certainly doesn't mean I can't type. I've always been able to go above and beyond my limitations, as you ought to know by now.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:39 pm UTC

All I want for Christmas this year is for you to have seven hands.

I have decided that it would be funny for me.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:41 pm UTC

Where would they even fit? Shall I grow a hand out of each ear for you? Oh, wait, I don't particularly care what you want for Christmas. I thought I'd give you a dead hand.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:47 pm UTC

Oh yes, that is true.

Sometimes I forget you are barely three feet tall.

It was not dead until you opened it.

Ain't death grand.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:50 pm UTC

Yes, I'm sure if I'd opened it a day earlier, it would have been alive. Surely its expiration date was the very moment I opened it.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:52 pm UTC

It is all right to appreciate dead things, Draco.

I will not judge you.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 03:53 pm UTC

Oh, yes. I've gained new appreciation for puffskeins simply because I've now seen two of them dead. Never mind that one of them turned into a zombie and tried to eat me. Please.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 03:59 pm UTC

That, too, was funny.

Especially the part where you scream like a Hufflepuff.

Quick, think of another topic to talk about.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:01 pm UTC

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You're afraid of the puffskein zombie, aren't you? Now I can't think of anything else to discuss. Look what you've done.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:03 pm UTC

My mum says you can come for tea right now.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:10 pm UTC

Somehow I doubt she owled you at Hogwarts to let you know. Are you trying to force me onto Eglantine?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:16 pm UTC

Well you seem so fond of her.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:18 pm UTC

Oh, well. In that case, I ought to start courting her, don't you think? How could I resist a woman called Eglantine?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:22 pm UTC

I ask my father the very same question during the three times I see him a year.

Oddly, he thought I was being amusing.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:25 pm UTC

He'll undoubtedly step aside when he learns my heart is set on the fair Eglantine. In case you were wondering, as your stepfather I'll not be giving you pocket money, so you may have to start borrowing from someone.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:33 pm UTC

Well I am sure the Weasleys have some to spare, now that there are lesser mouths to feed.

I shall enquire.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:37 pm UTC

I'm rather appalled that you'd suggest that. Surely you don't think they've got money now.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:39 pm UTC

Perhaps you should be their step-father instead.

Theirs seem to be broken.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:43 pm UTC

Molly Weasley is fat Millicent. Besides, when I get married, I certainly won't be choosing a wife who would let my heirs die. That's just thoughtless.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:47 pm UTC

You know what they say, if you do not have seven pairs of eyes, do not have seven kids.

It was no surprise they never saw that coming.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:50 pm UTC

Well, I do hate to say 'I told you so.'

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-18 04:52 pm UTC

Do it anyway.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 04:54 pm UTC

I didn't exactly tell you.

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wehavefive @ 2004-04-18 05:09 pm UTC

Well, what is stopping you.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 05:16 pm UTC

Well, there's the fact that there's no need.

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wehavefive @ 2004-04-18 05:19 pm UTC

True.

Well, I am bored again.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 05:23 pm UTC

Well, I'm to go to Paris with My Parents for dinner. Perhaps you should have thought about this before you went back to Hogwarts. Have you no books?

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wehavefive @ 2004-04-18 05:27 pm UTC

I had.

And then you stole them.

Perhaps you should have thought of that before asking that stupid question.

Well then, I will just have to go find other less fortunate people to entertain me.

Later.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 05:29 pm UTC

I've not stolen all of your books, you twit. If you're lonely, Largebottom's still there.

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wehavefive @ 2004-04-18 05:33 pm UTC

I am bored, not easy.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 05:34 pm UTC

Shall I send you the inevitable remains of my dinner when I don't finish it?

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wehavefive @ 2004-04-18 05:40 pm UTC

I am sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else who had just lost two of their family members.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 05:43 pm UTC

Oh, pardon. I thought you might be tired of eating Hogwarts food. Silly me for being thoughtful. My civility is such a burden.

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wehavefive @ 2004-04-18 05:48 pm UTC

Well, I was not planning on reject the food if you wish to send any.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-18 05:51 pm UTC

That's what I thought.

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purestblood @ 2004-04-18 08:06 pm UTC

You're a very smart young lady, Miss Bulstrode.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-04-19 09:19 am UTC

Well you thought of it first.

But yes, I agree.

M. B.

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blushcrush @ 2004-04-18 10:11 pm UTC

Millicent I don't understand how you could say something like that. I just don't.


petitemillicent @ 2004-04-19 09:26 am UTC

Well, at least you are consistent in your handicap.

M. B.

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