| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 01:18:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
As it seems, there is a disease on the Internet. I have no idea where it could have possibly come from, but the place is suddenly blooming with an over-abundance of Mudbloods. I rather think these infected people should be quarantined and forced to never reproduce. By the time I've reproduced, there will be less Purebloods around than Mudbloods. Needless to say, it's disgusting and wrong. Perhaps I should start a campaign.
Speaking of Mudbloods, Granger slapped me across the face yesterday. I always knew she liked it rough, but I certainly wish she hadn't used my face as practice. I'd just showered. I practically had to boil my skin to get her germs away. Dragon-hide gloves are mandatory for a reason. Perhaps all Mudbloods should have to wear them constantly so the rest of us aren't infected. She'll get hers in the end, I've no doubt.
And just a little word on the toad, yet again. Are your lives so pathetic that you can't move on? Is this the only thing to ever happen to any of you? I'm bored with this entire thing. Of course, I can reasonably see how your pathetic little lives were affected, but let it go. No one cares anymore.
My Father said I can to go to the Quidditch match this weekend. Of course, I'd rather be seeing the Falcons, but I suppose the Arrows aren't such a bad challenger. Surely they're going to wipe the floor with the pathetic Cannons. I can't imagine what kind of person would like the Chudley Cannons. Couldn't you just picture that entire team out on the streets, waving a little tin cup and asking if anyone happens to have a knut to spare? I'm rather sure that's what happens to ex-members of the team.
I happened to notice that I had a hangnail this morning, so I went to the infirmary. Madam Pomfrey, aka Nurse Feratu, refused to treat me! The old hag told me I'd have to take care of it myself. I'll be sure she hears from My Father about that one. Denying an injured student medical care. She ought to be out of a job.
It's a shame that My Mother wishes for me to stay so close to the Manor. I've a feeling that such shoddy treatment would not go unnoticed at Durmstrang. Who cares about a little cold weather?
It seems Potter can't take leaving his journal out for the world to see. He's asking for special treatment, of course. He wants to disallow 'certain people' from commenting on his journal. What's the matter, Scarhead? Can't take the heat? That's what you get for being such a celebrity.
Of course, we Malfoys have got used to it by now. Some people just weren't meant for the high life, I suppose. Their parents certainly weren't. One day, though, they will meet the same fate, I'm sure.
Also. In case anyone didn't realise, Finnigan is Catholic. Apparently he wants to shag the Pope, for all the times he talks about his religion. And guess what? He's Irish, too!
Comments:
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-22 11:40 pm UTC |
Stop calling Hermione names, you pointy-faced shit! SHE should be the one scrubbing her hands clean of your ferret fleas! And it is not Harry's fault that you are bloody STALKING him on his journal, you stupid no-taste-in-Quidditch peanut!
| potterstinks @ 2002-05-22 11:46 pm UTC |
"Peanut"? Oh, that's harsh, Weasel. The Gryffindor captain is the one with no taste in Quidditch. After all, he put you on the team, and most people agree that you have the athletic prowess of a grubby hunchback.
MALFOY THE FANTASTIC
P.S. I am not a stalker.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 12:58 am UTC Re: |
Fantastic, my foot! I got into the team based on skills while you bought your way into it, idiot!
P.S: YES YOU ARE!
| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 01:09 am UTC |
Are you implying I have no Quidditch skills, Weasel? That's funny, because I seem to recall that I was able to beat Deadric Diggory in our third year, while silly little Potter fell off his broom. Losing to a Hufflepuff (and a dead one at that), that has to be ego-bruising.
And don't let's forget my little win against Gryffindor last term.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 01:56 am UTC Re: |
Are you bloody blind? There were Dementers at the match, that's why Harry fell! And it was just ONE match that you won, don't give yourself too much credit for it, you deluded thing!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 01:59 am UTC |
Aw, poor Potty can't control himself around Dementors. Did he wet himself appropriately? No one else had any problems controlling their brooms with the men in black around. Has Potter got something to hide? Is that why he's so afraid?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 02:07 am UTC Re: |
I am not fat, you wretched little member of society's impoverished.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 02:25 am UTC |
It's not my fault you can't afford a dictionary. Perhaps if you could, you wouldn't constantly be resorting to vulgarities.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 02:28 am UTC Re: |
It's not MY fault I have better things to do than read a dictionary and stalk Harry Potter!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 02:32 am UTC Re: |
I DO NOT STALK POTTER, YOU PIECE OF DIRT. GO BACK TO YOUR FLEA-INFESTED DORMITORY AND WANK OVER POTTER'S LATEST QUIDDITCH MOVE, YOU INSOLENT LITTLE CURDLE OF COTTAGE CHEESE.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 02:46 am UTC Re: |
YOU are the one obsessing over Harry's Quidditch moves, not ME, you rotten eggplant!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-05-23 03:32 am UTC Re: |
I am not. I just happen to be better at pulling off the Wronski Feint than he.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-05-23 03:38 am UTC Re: |
Wronski Feint? You? Hah, not bloody likely, the Wonky Faint is more your style.
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